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Oct 13, 2017 1:25 PM
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actorsnonactors
except when the cheese pull after sex is similar to pizza.
HotBananaBread
Only true for boys. Bad sex can be very very bad.
pizzapanman
I’ve had some pretty bad pizza...
blunderthrust
And sex with a pizza is like sex... if you're not careful, you might leave with a burning sensation.
tablecat
Whoever made that image obviously hasn't ever had actual bad sex.
BruteHoleForce
An explosive and greasy bed shitting accident is probably “still pretty good” to someone I guess.
5P4C3M4N
Dunno I've had some pretty terrible puzza
sendenaama
Bad sex is not good at all.
JosXII
and pineapple makes it tastes better wink wink
Luchingador
also on both pineapple makes them taste better.
DooksandPooks
When it’s really bad its rape
cogs
You will learn, my young Padawan, that there is indeed inedible pizza.
cacagogol
Okay, thanks mr Weinstein.
dontrike
Pizza is like sex, except I'm having it.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Nah. Bad sex can be very bad. Bad pizza is just meh.
kevincow
But I've had lots of pizza and zero sex. Probably a correlation there, actually.
JiujitsuPancake
Name checks out
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
That's a statement only a person who never truly had bad pizza or bad sex can say.
MamaKin
Nah...have you ever had a bad gluten free pizza? It's bad enough when they're "good".
Anthroposapien
IBentMyWookie
lawideas
Marijuana was definitely involved in this woman's reaction to the pizza.
VagisilToothpaste
This is a quote from an obvious virgin. Seriously. Bad sex can flatout RUIN sex for people for many years/the rest of their lives.
imalumberjack
Sex is like pizza. If you use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck youre doing
Asatani
PIzza King's BBQ sauce is amazing. Hell, everything Pizza King makes is amazing.
tinybartender
Sex is like pizza. Even if it's not very good, I still have to pay for it. -- Nick DiPaulo
WhiteyandtheFullEffect
I didn't know I needed that comment in my life. +1
Skynet2xx
Garlic dip is better!
Greyganado
Ground beef, mozarella, bacon, red onions. Easy.
Steamarrow
I know how to use bbq sauce on pizza. Does this mean I know how to use it with sex now?
TheGrimVeeper
You've obviously never seen the video of the dude getting his penis broken in half cause the girl on top missed a little bit...
WeEatWhatWeLike
Happened to me when I was like 17. Blood. Bruising. Horrible pain for like a week.
thatguyyouthinkyouknow7
This is a big fear for me.
InnerUniverse
What video is this?
TheGrimVeeper
I can't really link to it, but it should be easy enough to find on google.
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
abella anderson
ModernVoodooApostasy
Also, both are unpleasant if unexpectedly crammed in your ass without warning
ItsNotLenticular
There goes part of my sub :( why would you post something this funny without a warning?!
HeWillAdd
No photo it didnt happen, also, people who are forced to eat pizza at a young age have a hard time enjoying it as adults...or is that sex?
shebeastcaneat
Are you speaking from personal experience?
codylishush
Usually on accident though!
poopypigeon
Story time?
FremenDar007
SURPRISE! BUTTSECKS!
SlightlySmallerChungus
GuardsmanMiku
how do you even have sex while inside your own ass
GregoriusDaneli
...I'm compelled to ask how many times either of these things has happened to you.
MermaidMonkey
Not always unpleasant, depending on the size of the slice & how sauced I am.
HeadOfMinistryOfSillyWalks
I just snorted loudly and woke my sleeping baby... I hope you're proud of yourself! Have your damn +1
Ticklebooty
FFS Jessica, I said I was fuckin sorry, I was just trying to be spontaneous
iamthisguy247
So you mean a pizza or a pizza this dick.
WR0NGDUCKFACTS
Speak for your self have you ever tried a pizza suppository
MisterDeath
I feel like I only understand this reference because I was a cna.
CaptainCrunch2557
A suppizzatory?
TehButternaut
Just the sausage.
Zedd990
IknowallthewordstoDeColores
And if you keep on having it irresponsibly, you will regret it later in your life.
Shadowwthinn
Are we talking about sex or pizza x3
Ransbear
Yes
AxisBond
Yes.
BenSnow97
Exactly
askmeaboutanything
Oh hey. It’s Whitney Moore.
HeWillKillYouLikeASmallDog
she was in Birdemic
dan144
Am I supposed to know who that is? I'm always want of googling things in public when I learn about them on Imgur.
askmeaboutanything
She does quite a bit. She was on a youtube channel called SourceFed and she does some acting. I believe she was in that movie Birdemic.
keyblader1985
"She does quite a bit" is a little confusing when used within this community..
askmeaboutanything
Lol. You right. Sorry my fellow Imgurians. She does not do adult films.
JohnPetersYKnowTheFarmer
And Birdemic 2, because that tour de force needed a sequel.
askmeaboutanything
It’s part of the SyFy “so bad it’s good” movie legacy.
SlightlyNormal
Eh, nah. Sex can be pretty bad.
ItAintGayIfItsAFemininePenis
You ever tried anal and had a bit of unexpected lubricant? Yeah I had a bit more than a bit.
JiujitsuPancake
As can be pizza. Corporate pizza doesn't compare to pizza made with love. Like sex.
snoopfrawgg69
I once had an ex bite the very tip of my urethra during a blowjob. It took all my self-control not to push my thumbs into her eyes.
RoodKontjeAapje
And I've had some really gross pizza in my life. Ever had it soggy with water because it was prepared wrong?
MicahtheMartian
Saying sex is bad is the same as saying you're bad at it ; there are at least 2 people involved and sometimes you gotta pick up the slack.
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
Yeah dude this guy has never had a "is she gonna leave yet" type situation
aesthesia1
Like "WHY THE FUCKING SHIT WOULD YOU DO THAT I'M NEVER TRUSTING U TO DOGGY AGAIN" bad
HelloToe
Emphasis on the 'fucking shit' part.
kerms
Rape comes to mind.
shhep
Someone who says bad sex is good... probably just dreams of having sex. Bad sex can be pretty fucking awful. Or unpleasant.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Or downright painful
rallemus
Not to mention awkward.
Lamech777
Can't jippa the dippa!
daniic233
Hahaha exactly what I was thinking of
plainwhitesarah
It's true. Wasted all of 2016 on bad sex.
SlightlyNormal
Currently wasting time on "Eh, it's kinda average but at least I'm not drinking at home alone" sex.
MassivelyEffected
You wasted ALL of 2016 on bad sex? Jesus the chafing alone....
goatfkersdidnothingwrong
It's time to learn how to close dem legs.
plainwhitesarah
Honey, not everything you think needs to be said.
walkingtallmachinegunman
Ever had a blow job from a "lesbian" after a few drinks? Straight shaved the carrot.
thecyprus
Had a dude bend his dick while inside of me, I'm gonna say he didn't have a good time.
Infreani
What? I’m confused.
TylersSenseOfEnnui
Penile fracture. You blow the blood vessels from trauma and it's like your member got the mother of all bruises. Don't Google the pictures.
SlightlyNormal
Do you have a fucking labyrinth stashed away in your vagina?..
Infreani
Lmao I was thinking the same thing
thecyprus
I'm a dude. Let's just say you have to be a little more careful and accurate ;D
thefrayedendsofsanity
And pizza. I won’t eat frozen pizza. Can’t do it.
n8crafter
Pizza that's been left out lukewarm for a day isn't great either
VagisilToothpaste
OMG I NEEEVVVEEERRR put my pizza in the fridge! Overnight pizza is fucking orgasmically good.
lauraInternetJunkie
Sorry I had to disagree. Hungover leftover pizza breakfast is just the best
n8crafter
Try it when it's been 24 hours, not 12, and on a hot day
VagisilToothpaste
Been there. Done that. Still delicious...just a little chewy