I really wanted this, but no store employee could lift it for me, and I have no desire to carry it around all the time. I like my walking stick better, more utilitarian and less threatening.
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"If anyone can handle it, they can." #TexasStrong
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I come from a Universe where Lily picked true unending love...
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I was falling...
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Reddit never has enough proof...
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"Ok, Google, when you become self aware..." Holy shit...
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All is (finally) quiet...
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You can delete the emoticon button and have numbers always showing in Gboard (Google keyboard). You can also turn off word prediction and have a real autocorrect. I never have to hit that emoticon button by accident again!
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I said to her as I passed by, "you don't know the powah of the dark side!" She said, "yes, I do, may the force be with you."
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Yes, it is...
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Dear neighbor...
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That's the moment when you realize; you just fucked up....(and nobody's home to get any...)
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It is so very stereotypical for a guy like me to have a big fluffy kitty cat...her name is Miss Kitty, by the way...
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From this time forward...(too soon?)
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A Singularity...(actually, an ice storm and zooming in on a street lamp...)
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This felt fitting...
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We put our old dog on a lease when she won't stay out of the kids room...I have no idea what Ciff did...
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This is mine now, find your own...
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How rude...
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I find myself in places...
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If Charlie starts talking in Latin, I'm outta here...
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133
Nah, too trumpet shaped, not full, just not quite right...
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Old photo of mine, but a good one...
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One of the best author interviewers in history...he just couldn't stop asking me who I was...he did care about flowers though, and that disappointed me...
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Germans gets the "in joke" of this man's life...
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Lovely.
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That old barn was like a magnet, and they kept coming back, or were sent back, and every time it was involved, one of them died, or nearly died anyways...
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One of my favorites, she was almost perfect...
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Never stand this close to a Singularity...
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(Copyrighted material can be used for educational purposes under US law)...when using the number one, you do not need to place a zero before it. Learn something new every single day...
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Earl gray...the captain would be proud...(maybe not with the milk...)
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Wow, a real book. You throw your brain into grains of sand and electricity and send token fiat nylon which is actually worthless to a company that has no stores, and (absurdly), you get a real thing out of it!!??!!
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Carry it every day he said...it is more mighty than the sword, so, makes sense...
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I would have planted thorny roses along here...
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Good morning...flowers...
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There is probably flowers inside somewhere...
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And when he looked into his hand, he found the most perfect pink petal ever made, and he knew it meant, "leave." (This hangs above me in my main room; to remind me where I was, that I am, and that I will be.)
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There are flowers in there somewhere... creepy dark of night, scary, I'm running for the door, axe carrying flowers...
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He was the biggest a hole ever, but his flowers were the best of any ever made...(my fav restaurant for Japanese food has this, used with their permission.)
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Like, I wake up, and a signal has been placed above me on my ceiling. I am not sure if Mal needs a mercenary, if the Doc needs a contraption, if Kirk needs a whale, or if Master Chief is coming in for a landing...
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Fav, different angle...
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"He was from a broad meadow, his name defined who he was..."
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One of my favs...
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