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Thanks for clearing that up, bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HEUqUMvpDM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HEUqUMvpDM
SickOfThisCessPool
Let's play Spot the Actress.
CasvalFett
GuyOMaley
BigAZNMan
Did she think he was gonna give her a bite of that hot dog? Get your own food!
Stollig
MT26sol
She wasn't worried about his Jedi powers, but the hot dog he was holding.
Thothshai
Still confused how any vegetarian is overweight unless they eat vegetarian cakes all day long...
Mercenarity
Just because something's vegetarian doesn't make it weight-friendly. Did you know Fritos are vegan?
mimho
same as "i'm retard....."?, at least in this case, not always
braindrill
TheLegGuy
legs <3
NoPownIntended
NR97420
I did like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVrJ8DxECbg
MisterOp
I'm vegetarian
SemperFiZero
Hahahahaha man.
PeatyMcSluggy
but... wait. what.
GoddammitMrNoodle
I recommend watching the whole video... it's hilarious.
UhhhhhNick
Thats probably 1 of her 2 responses. The other is "I have a boyfriend"
blinkonceforyes
It's clearly not, "I do cross fit"
AlanRodriguezSz
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Son of a Bitch
xpxaxbxlxox
Can you please pass the ketchup? Sorry, I have s boyfriend.
stonebone000
Hahahahahahahaha
dwilson0725
At least she recognizes she could be more powerful if she ate high quality protein...
alpagoulpatine
So if this bitch sees Jesus turn shit into bread the first thing out if her mouth is "I'm a vegetarian"
Ryssaroori
It would be yours, too. Don't lie to us now
chrisdafish
Seems like it was a joke
PorneliusHubart
I must be the antichrist because I can do the opposite of that
2ndplaceisasetofsteakknives
"Is that bread gluten free?"
Deepsleeper
If i saw jesus shitting bread i would just go straight to vegan
pugofstardock
Because bread is vegan?
Spookyggghost
Volpe42
But veggies are good... With meat
themooseof603
veggies are what meat eats so they're already in there no need for more
Willybum84
Fuck yeah roast potatoes roast parsnips... fuck it roast it all
Derakor
wow..... just wow... out all the things to say, you had to tell him what you eat.. Vegetarians are boring
GiftedMagnet
yes because personality depends solely on diet
Derakor
For some people yes. You are what you eat
GiftedMagnet
thank god i eat personalities. but bland ones...
montana14
Maybe self-absorbed & socially incompetent but is "bitch" really necessary, jeez people.
nigglemaster
But did he really say that? He really said bitch?
WowSoSparkly
1- a woman 2- not entertaining some random "funny" shit 3- vegetarian ---> perfect recipe for imgur to lose their fucking mind.
420eatit
You're the only one thinking her being a woman contributed to the joke
WowSoSparkly
That's not the point i was making, honey.
TLLucario
Out of any other response, “I’m a vegetarian.”
Rehoy
Was that her fucking response? "I am a vegetarian" wow
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
If you miss out on some proteins you brain misses out on some things too. You have to substitute them and sometimes you have to learn stuff
tremonti
Bitch lasagne.
StanleyTheStartinglySmallSeaSerpent
she's also eating a hamburger anyway
Poltergeist94
"Oh don't worry it's just an earthquake" "I like horses!"
fauxnews
Well she's not a fucking Jedi now, is she?
KyoLookinAss
Pretty sure she's a paid actor and this video was back when that meme was much more prevalent.
ifteguy
"I also vape and do crossfit!" - every vegan-tarian ever, it seems
stevienicksfajitaroundup
Her only two choices were "I'm a vegetarian" or "I have a boyfriend."
DrDresDog
It's her response to everything
Bystandr
"And I do crossfi---" *Force choke applied*
khensu83
Didnt you know vegetarians are the natural enemies of the jedi
HoboTerry
Dumbass ho
NotACyberman
Interchangeable with "I have a boyfriend" now
cazzegiare
admit it: if she hadn't told you, you wouldn't have known.
howneatisthaat
Couldn't help but notice you didn't know I'm vegan
RXJ235231
amipsycho
he says "jedintrainin", she's confused and says "im vegetarian". you know that thing when you hear something wrong and u just say something?
kcgingerbeard
Just means she doesn't have Vegan powers yet
mohawkery
No vegan diet, no vegan powers.
kcgingerbeard
Chicken isn't vegan?
Pheralg
I would had turned to her with the most scary glare, and told her: "you know who else is vegeterian?...Siths!!!"
mbzlr
She probably thought he said something different; thought he offered her something, perhaps. But that's not as funny, I guess.
dovebair
It makes sense. They're both talking about their life choices
johnnyunlikely
She meant to say "I have a boyfriend" but was super confused and on the spot.
MandorSawall
How do you recognize a vegetarian? They'll tell you.
edtwozeronine
that was a strange response
Rengii
It's almost like it's a joke. Imgurs hate boner for vegans/vegetarians is hilarious.
SunnySalmon
She dont want no beef.
Whopraysforthedevil
Underrated comment
Sn4f
You know these videos are completely fake. It generates more attention when some idiots on the internet are offended by it.
MenaceToSobriety
I don't disagree, but I'm curious: if something makes me say, "my, what a stupid person," does that mean I'm offended by it?
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Tornadotaco
I'm going to assume the best in people. She's not a vegetarian. She understood it was a silly set up. She thought that would be an 1/2
SuperNovski
AN?!
Tornadotaco
I finished
NZSheeps
Make sure to clean up
Leeloothedog
if anyone knows the value of cleanup its NZsheeps... lets just say his hobby gets messy.
Tornadotaco
amusing response to "I'm a Jedi in training"
AmachiHitsugi
This is the way I see it too.
DongSayaDae
Ooooh now i get it, he said what he was so she said what she was, unless she knew he wasnt and said something she isnt
ColoneISanders
Watched video and can confirm. Most pointless response ever.
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Charcharm
Looks like ketchup.
whitter86
really? are you really asking for the sauce? like really? i mean c'mon dude....use your brain please.
Shoutrr
he's vegetarian
RangeValley
It's right there in the post mate...
bart2pl
not pointless, he said he is jedi in training, so he said she is vegan in training
bart2pl
she*
yetiburglar
Im confused. I better tell him that Im a vegetarian.
samthing
That makes most people go away.
Rehoy
On top of that why is she eating at a hotdog stand?
C0mtraya
Sauroctonus
Flat Eric... It's been a while.
ButterfaceTaintClown
Ah, come on. We've all had our "i like turtles" or "i carried a watermelon" moment.
Colo21
MomentS. Not just one
Rehoy
If you look at her plate, she's clearly eating a burger
ford53
Could be a veggie burger?
WellBehavedZombie
Or even fish, that for some reason doesn't count at meat.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
IIRC (IDFK) Catholics believe that meat only comes from land animals.
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Fish are actually a type of vegetable.
simonhardingholt
Pescatarian