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This is how crabs eat
Jan 28, 2017 9:56 PM
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Treckert
You could watch this post 30 years later and still says 31 years old , does this makes you immortal?
nonamejanie
Oh my god how adorable.
Franchise707
Little bastard has better manners than me
SilentObserver01
Are you joking? Look at his face. He's COATED in cherry juice, the messy bastard!
Franchise707
Exactly
MassiveClusterFuck
I'm finding it more odd that its being fed fruit
CheapScientist
That's it, eat up you delicious bastard!
murks
Clever, marinating him from within!
Raithlyn
But that just ends up in the crab butter which is probably now where I would want cherry flavouring.
Alastor3
im favorating this post just for you comment alone
Mechlai
I wonder... if you raised crabs to only eat a specific type of food, would they gain it's flavour?
peepsmcgeeandthefilthy
First post to make me laugh today! +1
Insomnia297
Like force feeding a duck and drowning it in wine. Or whatever the fuck it is they do.
Krypet004
it's exactly why wild meat tastes better than farm meat, berries & shrub instead of dry hay.
catsrtasty
Have you ever eaten a wild animal? Some are good but some taste gamey AF
Krypet004
ofcourse, there is variety, as is to be expected with an unpredictable life and diet.
NotLegalAdvice1
I wonder if that's the first crab to ever eat a cherry...
liseh
Seems really inefficient
DrSurge
I guess inmates of every species deserve a last meal before the chai- Pot.
KahunaKB
And then into the pot of boiling water !
therealad0lfhitler
ilovecosmetics
Crabsforeveryone
Crabs!
soultarr
You should watch planet earth
VagabondEngineer
Well, until today, I have never seen a crab eating a cherry...
MySoulHurts
Holy shit I thought it was an apple!
darthdre758
He eats like real people!
bread1
crab people, crab people, walk like crab, talk like people.
monkeyflavor
Very dainty!
downvoteacct
Well that makes it 56 years for me. . . cross that off my bucket list.
ilikefatfannys
It's a new way to season your shellfish before boiling. From the inside.
FlowersByIrene
When cherries and red they're ready for plucking, when girls are sixteen they're ready for
cmehle
Your mom's cherry has crabs.
Kauaikine8823
Is the crab your pet ? What's his or he name ?
MukieK
I think it might be "Dinner"
dude1990
Now it is just a 34 year slide downhill.
goflyblind
dad-a-chum?
PureTech
Dad-a-chick.
bobnot
Now I wanna listen to the Dark Tower series.
bobnot
Everytime there's a crab I go posting this but search first. Always it is there.
CipherJack
Careful you don't lose any fingers there, sai.
DragonsinGeldern
May I recommend r/crabseatingthings ?
AppleFoster
Bless your soul
l0serish
Omg yes
circlebreaker
TIL that crustaceans like fruit. Neat-o.
thjoth
They eat basically anything.
sexstarvedhousewife
its been 8 years and my husband hasn't tongue punched my brown starfish
KStudios
We're opposites. Mine does but it makes me insecure and my skin crawl. Also eight years of marriage. :P
therealad0lfhitler
You make me feel so sensual.
DoublevBomb
Be thankful if your crab's appetite is so easily placated:
bernlack
CRAAAAB BAAAATTLLLLLE
DoublevBomb
There will a food ration at the end of this, but it won't be coming from our pincered friend.
ImNotOriginalEnoughForAUsername
That's a giant cherry.
wowbaggertheinfinate
Think thats just a thumb not a whole hand. Well im sure the thumbs attached to a hand but its not in frame
MrRauchPotato
We need a banana for scale
FirstWeGame
I'm so confused without a banana!
Yinyang107
Is it the kind that falls up?
MarkItZero000
Be a shame if it got, popped!!
ImNotOriginalEnoughForAUsername
Nope it would be a good thing.
chapitaine
Mini crab
WorajaiPakdee1970
Or a very small crab.
frankbarista
Oh shit the thumbnail lead me to believe that its an apple lol
asdfertjryjre
A... Crabapple?
frankbarista
Hahahah i appreciated you
Andilee
It's a Thai devil crab it looks like and they're small.
jwigz
Or a tiny crab
northwestroots
He's gonna shit like crazy with all that fiber.
tornadosandwich
I thought it was a crabapple
Cthulhuchooseyou
You. I like you.
Momomo08
drowninginthesouth
Or just a tiny crab.
Tamaska
Or a long stemmed apple
KyleButNotThatKyle
Or a medium sized both.
SkydivingScubaDiver
Look sort of like a Halloween Crab. Common little crab pets. Only get about quarter/half dollar size.
SirHappi
Or both.
dogsarecooltoo
I had tiny crabs once! Though, I don't think it was the same as this...
FloresDelCaribe
Judging by the person's figers force perspective
TheTearyOnion
What if he has giant hands?
tornadosandwich
Or a crabapple
derpipotimous
If only it was eating a banana so we could know the size for sure
Lyeiir
Perhaps to provide a sense of scale...
derpipotimous
Yes, that would be helpful
ImNotOriginalEnoughForAUsername
Nope giant cherry
tomaslosada
Thanks to you i've only gone 21 years without seeing a crab eat
TheConfusedShellBullet
And I've gone 23 years
customcartoons
Yikes. 42 years here!
Immutablespellingderp
"I peench? I peench." - crab
UH60Mechanic
leetle peench.
MissLemonDrizzle
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
leetle peench
TehBOOM
Of all the car commercials ever - this is the only one that has stayed with me. Well, actually the whole series of them.
Magsnificent
No peenchy da cherry!
mercashorl
Hahaha fantastic stuff. First comment that's made me laugh out loud in a long time!
scumbagschwiftler
"peeeeench. neeble, neeble. peeeeeeeench. neeble... "
YouJustActivatedMyTrapCard
Why is this cute
bereafireman
Maybe little peench?
JayEnfield
Yes, I like to peench.
Brosius
.
cheesefreak123
"I peencha da whateverdafuckdatis"
Frederf
https://media.giphy.com/media/3orifdZEXHKyi8TQd2/giphy.gif
rjthetank99
I've got some butter and tongs in the back here
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
No peench. No peench.
AwwGeeRick
https://youtu.be/yrdJOdn9XzM
veryhungrycaterpillar
That's still one of my favourite commercials.
mastercontributhor
THIS IS A REAL COMMERCIAL?!
veryhungrycaterpillar
Yes! It's like 10 years old. I remember it being on TV. There were a couple of different ones.
mastercontributhor
Well if you or @AwwGeeRick have the links I could...I could really use 'em.
Brosius
@HingOfTheKill
HingOfTheKill
Brosius
And I had it on my knockoff ipod
BitchinBotanist
He's pretty cute for a frustration
Dannyk604
Just a little.. crabby.
iambenderpleaseinsertgirder
Lol. Spent a lot of time trying to figure that one out.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Lol, you spelled that wrong. Think you werr going for fucking crab.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Crabby crab = frustration crustacean
Tychodin
zoom in the mouth and it's a den of horrors.
ButterflyHeimlich
Explosion... Err, I mean, erosion!
chocolatecatwizard
Bus station*
obscurehistoricalref
*Dalmation
ToiletFairy
*carnation
SeeMyVests
*tarnation
Mtchllwng
Declination
BitchinBotanist
Lol crustatian
ScicleX
Don't fix it, it's better this way.
PoppaBigBear
No, you had it right the first time.
LurkurNoLongur
Frustration crustacean
RepostSadistic
I thought a crustacean is someone who doesn't cut and discard the edges of a slice of bread.
simplenoodle
They know what they said
Paleodude2
Still messed up, it's crustacean
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
Well they are a botanist, not a zoologist
Baronduki
Well this is crustating
rightvote
We've come full circle.
Rapturr
It's more oval shaped.
AntiWormMeasures
I'm pretty sure it was all a setup for that pun
whoopsywoo
Its a mudcrab
Ety43
Headcrab?
tisaconundrum
A mudkip?
Nate3
I am the Jarl's thane damn you