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batyodi
Real dialogue: Black fella: "Rubber shit" Cena: Eat my whopper.
xxlittlemissxx
Fuck I love John Cena
HillbillyXpress
Sauce?
RaptusRegaliter55
I find Cena incredibly attractive.
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoOfJohnCenaAnyTimeIFeelLikeMakingOne
He looks like a nice guy to go out with, such a lucky woman.
ScreamingNakedFlailingHitler
"I WILL FUCK YOU"
d33jtv
doyourworst
When Cena yells "SHUT UP KOKO B WARE!" 1 other guy and myself laughed in a packed theater. I looked for him, he was probably my soul mate.
DatMormon
Mahk Wahlbuhg
FatHeadDave
*Quickly blows air out through nose* +1
MileyCyborg
Am I the only one that can't fucking stand Amy Schumer? She's like the female Nick Swardson, and exactly as funny. Which is.. none funny.
MissSpaceFace
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. For me it started out with her face being annoying, then I found out she's just not funny to me. At all.
Grubenwolf
"Mark Wahlberg? I look like JOHN CENAAA!" *John Cena theme*
AndrewS314
What is this from again?!?!
Ranyore
*sirens blare*
RincewindTVD
I dunno Marky Mark is pretty ripped
EnticingRobochov
*sigh* +1
FuckingGood
I watched this movie last night, he was not bad at acting at all!!
AshtheViking
this was a shit movie.
zombiefarmboy
this is a statement.
FuckYeahBacon
Superslam?
PikachooBacca
AND HIS NAME IS
wintrez0857
SauceBaus https://youtu.be/l1t4UYvdfAo?t=23s
Eclaircissement
Funny thing is, Keith Robinson would probably do this for real
DinoDad
Tss tss yeah what is he Batman's sidekick son or somethin TSSSS
Eclaircissement
You'll be lucky if ten people get that reference
DinoDad
Testing the waters, Reddit you get a lot of Chip fans.
Spearka
http://instantcena.com/
whyintheheck
This is going right next to my inception button. Thank you so much
suazobomber
Aimanfire
.
AnimeJones
Risky click of the day.
1448253
DO DO DO DOOOOO
YoungVeteran
This movie was kind of funny..
wheresthebaby
What's it called
TheQuestionableOp
What movie
TheQuestionableOp
What movie
ShyDonkey
Trainwreck
YoungVeteran
Cena was in probably the funniest parts IMO
thegreatblacksby
Lebron James and John Cena made the movie for me, they were both actually really funny
McFarvo
agreed. Otherwise, it was just a Shumber standup special spread out over a movie.
thegreatblacksby
I was a fan of Bill Hader in a leading role too, dude's a much better actor than he gets credit for.
DaveGrohlsBrokenLeg
Sauce?
ultramegalisk
ltkort
The movie Trainwreck
dontMakeMeWalkOverThereAndHugYouTillYouBleedFromYourAnus
Yeah, but what's the title of the movie?
SirRhosisOfTheLiver
Eyyy
saradactyl
Since Amy Schumer used to date Dolph Ziggler, I have a sneaking suspicion that this role was just Cena's impersonation of Ziggler.
spankmykitten
" you know what I do to assholes? I lick em"
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
John Cena and Lebron were the funniest parts of this movie.
mcase19
"I think he wants to fuck you!"
bashya
"I will enter you!"
grumpatsurrisrex
I WILL ENTER YOU
PizzaNigga420
Your insults are a little gay
phlat6
*supergay
MechazawaX82
Obligatory: doooo doooo doooo, doooooooooooo
suazobomber
MotifSatori
kaykicing
YOU CANT SEE THIS COMMENT
ultramegalisk
"Mark Wahlberg, shu..." "Ate Mark Wahlberg." - Your gifs definitely. Still made me laugh. +1 anyways.
AncientSeraph
Better than 6 similarly lengthed GIFs for these two lines.
dancfontaine
Ate Mark Wahlberg, 1,2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, Ate Mark Wahlberg
DownvoteMeMore
I keep staring at John Cena "ATE mark wahlberg ATE mark wahlberg ATE mark wahlberg..."
SouthAfricanGuy
/r/shittytumblrgifs
wuzzlewoozle
"ATE Mark Wahlberg"
OrcSkinSuit
So he's not ordering eight more Wahlburgers?
rockerBOO
Ape mall woop.
KayneArcheron
goddamnit, this is all I can see in the second .gif now.
Combatmatt
I think it's just "Wahlberg, shu"
garydee
Wut
ultramegalisk
garydee
wut
ZombieJonSnow
Ahem.... wut
ultramegalisk
Down in front!
AverageSexGod
Can they put this on Netflix already, I want to watch it, but legally.
IAmRidiculous10
Download showbox if you have an android. It's free and you can download hundreds of new releases.
Samammoth
You mean "i don't know how to illegally stream this so I must wait" i feel u brah
SmackDabInTheMiddleOfTheBlue
I paid at the cinema and it was totally worth it
AverageSexGod
It didn't screen at my local theatre
driftir
The only movie where every supporting actor was on point but the main characters fell flat.
SeriouslyILoveCake
What movie is this from?
Thatirishbastard
Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar
wavesofgrain
Trainwreck
Azopar
Trainwreck
PantiesInMyPantries
Train Shrek
eidam655
Trainwreck
TheHypestShiz
Darude - Sandstorm
TheMarxVolta
the sound of music
Youwouldntstealatoaster
These replies are a trainwreck
ultramegalisk
Trainwreck
Dungeongeek
Train 2: the Wreckening
magicgotit
Trolls 2
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
They're eating Mark Wahlberg! And then they're going to eat me!
thewranger
CtrlAltDnc
Raincheck
PailofGingerAle
Trainwreck
br3ndanp
Which is what the movie was
BlitzerRhames
Yeah a guy shot up a theatre showing it
Twerklt
I thought it was pretty funny
EB109
R-E-K-T. *MLG music plays*
JTSpy
Don't waste your time. It was terrible.
Berrycuda
I walked away from it halfway through.
hanzvondoom
I thought it was a huge step in the right direction for female writers. And it wasn't Lena denham so a huge step for Judd
DuckTalesOohWooOoh
It was bad. I didn't get any of the cameos. My girlfriend wanted to see it because of Schumer. Otherwise, pretty run of the mill romcom.
justTed
the cameos saved it. That's about it.
ThaiMaiShu
Exactly, general plot was awful but the actors in it made it actually pretty funny/
sallysassalot
It would've been so much better without the bullshit cliche fight in the middle.
AverageSexGod
Yeah, but maybe you also thought Grown Ups or Bio Dome was funny, how do I know our comedic tastes are compatible?
ItsCrazyTim
Whoever says Bio Dome is bad is a communist
LisaAnnsSon
people's understanding of communism is beyond broken
AverageSexGod
Aaaah motherland!
undertow92182
I live in the same town as John Cena, word around the street is he is a complete asshole when the cameras are off.
Marquistador101
He has a gym not too far from my place. You from the butter town?
Daloth
He's made more Make a Wish dreams come true than any person or organization in history. He can be an ass around his home town.
kasaku
I find it completely hilarious to imagine Michael Cera as being an aggressive asshole IRL.
richy185
Roids will do that
fishLond
I don't believe you
Eanikran
There's a difference between asshole and being sick of annoying fucks following you all over the place
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weischbier
God forbid celebrities have a private life...
airman2255555
C'mon, you wouldn't want piece and quiet every now and then?
dennisstamp
The only pro wrestler ive seen good evidence for being a dick to fans is cm punk.
CripplingAlcoholism
Be nice a million time no one will notice but have a bad day and be slightly rude once and you're fucked
manwhoclaimstobedoctorbutisnt
I heard the same thing about you.
MrXandHisNewHat
I don't buy it
undertow92182
Naw, I was shocked too.. but have heard way too many similar stories from different service people that he is a jerk.
badClementine
Well I know the family personally, and they're all super nice. See how that works?
kiddub
Being in the business that he's in, how many hours out of the year is that?
Coyote8
All of them
thriftydonkey
My friend went to school with his brothers and said they were all really friendly.
Worble
I love how this is getting upvotes with no evidential backing from yourself other than 'I live in the same town'
undertow92182
Sorry if the people that mentioned it off-handedly to me didn't have citations to support their claims? O.o
iamireland
All he said is it's something he heard, he's not saying it's a fact.
ltkort
http://33.media.tumblr.com/be89cd096389c71dd3a7ff8fb9638129/tumblr_nsh1138ZyP1qltu53o1_500.gif
Sawking
Why is his penis curved
Vekete
Damn, he's got a nicer body than I thought.
iamireland
Great body but his head... does not seem to fit on it.
Vekete
Holy shit yeah, it looks like he's got a shrunken head.
iamireland
Looks that way on a great many body-builders but his head looks especially far away and detached.
tamorgz
What the fuck is this? I don't even know how to comprehend it.
manwhoclaimstobedoctorbutisnt
Sometimes I wonder why things like this exist. John C is obviously a well built gentleman. But even so, should this actually exist?
thegreatblacksby
It's from the same movie. Utterly ridiculous scene, in the hilarious way.
SpaceySam
Also from Trainwreck. :)
Fate88
But ... but why?
kyliemac
damn, why not!
brainstrain
Commenting for science.
ThatOneDeityZeus
I heard the same thing about Bill Nye awhile back
PressingForward
Honestly he looks kind of like an asshole.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I also heard the same about Ellen Degeneres.
djangofandango
"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND YOU SHUT IT NOW" - all of Imgur, probably
SryImmaNoob
I have met Nye and he was not the most friendly. With all his questions. Who are you.? How did you get in here? Is that a roll of quarters
McFarvo
true story
Bro49
You're right, at least he was a bit of an ass. Apparently he's been trying to change his image after the rumors came out, though.
zackofspades
Acting like a dick is probably one of the most readily redeemable moments. We all get pissed off on occasion.
kiddub
I can only imagine NDT getting real sick of my shit, real quick.
RCMCC
Actually Neil Tyson is a class act. I toasted him in a bar in Gainesville, and he was very gracious.
thecyprus
He's still a bit full of himself as a person. And he's gotten beaten in a few social media arguments.
bashya
I heard that from a lady who met him on a ferry (here in seattle) he wouldnt pose for a picture. Doeant seem dickish to me.
HotSock
One of my dad's ex students (he's a retired teacher) met Daniel Craig, who was a dick. Brad Pitt was the nicest guy though apparently 1/2
HotSock
He works at a shark diving company so sees a lot of celebs Brad Pitt liked it so much he did it the next day and paid for everyone else to.
Lightsye
Classic Brad
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
To what?
HotSock
The next day some other people had booked to go shark diving, Brad Pitt enjoyed it so much the first day he paid for everyone the next day.
HotSock
As they were kind enough to let him come down with them without prior booking.