Fatal Trump Accidents
MRW I decide I'm ready to get married, have a kid and buy a house, all within a year
With Fall beer season quickly approaching, here's a quick reminder.
I thought my son and I were having a moment, but he's got his priorities straight.
Dorg
MRW I realize the practical applications of having been dropped as a child.
So I bought a cup on Amazon...
OP Delivers!
I am meme.
Everything is offensive, we should all probably just stop trying to communicate at all.
White people stop traffic to protest racism - no black people present, as they appear to be stuck in the traffic on their way to work.
War. War changes, occasionally.
It's my cake day. Here, have a disturbing, dead eyed child.
Stay woke!
It's not lasers... but god dammit it's nice.
Gubment
Oddly satisfying picture from my lady.
Tight fit, but it totally works...
Chrono Doctor
Stumbled across the Pizza Hut ad from the original Ninja Turtles movie VHS...
Salutations, marine invertebrate.
Oh, parking lines? Must be too distracted with rebel things.
Hm this seems interesti-wait what?
Can't help but feel like today is going to be a good day.
I'm in Tech Support. This is why I drink.
MRW I'm Spider-Man and someone asks me how many doughnuts I've had this morning.
Found some crackers in the office cafeteria. I am not a mature man.
My lady dresses like a 50's housewife and makes me pies. Yeah, pies.
If you don't take time in life to enjoy a drink...
Fallout Perks Collage Thingy
Roommates and I took in a stray kitten. She says thanks with high-fives.
An excuse to post my dogs?
Dammit, Rob.
Justice for someone!
I... I miss you...
Dammit, NHL writers. Just... God dammit.
When I finally think up a decent title that's actually relevant to the image I want to post
Stuck that landing.
It doesn't matter how shitty my day was
This morning I got a USB drive in the right way on the first try.
It may be time to do laundry.
Hockey porn.
Who's a good boy?
Bad Customer Service
Why video game protagonists are white males.