Golf was introduced to Scotland as a alternative to duels. Due to the birthrate in Scotland was negative due to the amount of duels happening in Scotland Now mot fights in Scotland are over golf scores
Whackin away, and each time ya miss you feel like ya gonna a stroke! Fuck, THAT'S what we'll call it! A stroke! Because every time ya miss ya feel like ya gonna fuckin die!
Robin was a master of comedic impressions... look you can du a Scottish or ye can dae a Groundskeeper Willie! He was so skilled at making the comedic joke of the impression. It's not about accuracy its about just pokin fun and making a good laugh
I don’t think giving the final punchline is the best way to present this information but you guys seem to think it’s cool. Comedy don’t work with subtitles
I was gifted this set back when we watched DVDs. He has all that water because he sweats about a gallon on stage through this whole act. I don't know if he was on cocaine, but if he wasn't holy shit, his body must have produced it on its own.
I wish Robin Williams were still around. For many reasons of course, but one of those reasons is I want to hear him do an impression of Bill Cosby being tazed
Not the golfers I've known while working at a country club. Goal is to drink and drive at low speeds to summon the hot cart girls so that they can drink some more....while in the middle of a business deal.
Yup - and then they claim they are working 12 hours per day, seven times per week and that their employees are slackers. This is their definition of work.
Me too, unless minigolf counts, which I've played once or twice. The last time I did, my dad yelled at me for looking at an attractive girl playing on the next course instead of paying attention to the game. Core memory and all that.
GoblinTit
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
CuddlyCynic
Best accompanied by the meme of Merida from Ralph Breaks the Internet, only imagine she got into Da's whisky.
hightechpirate
Eighteen fuckin times!
dghkghrb
Golf was introduced to Scotland as a alternative to duels. Due to the birthrate in Scotland was negative due to the amount of duels happening in Scotland
Now mot fights in Scotland are over golf scores
zeacorzeppelin10
Then i put a whee little flag just to give you hope.
Sfingks
Robin Williams borrowed this joke from Billy Connolly, who was a friend of his. I recommend watching Billy Connolly's version.
JohnSatclaire
Whackin away, and each time ya miss you feel like ya gonna a stroke! Fuck, THAT'S what we'll call it! A stroke! Because every time ya miss ya feel like ya gonna fuckin die!
HollerinAtTheVoid
I saw this when it was aired live on HBO, F I’m old
bbrtki
A great loss to the world when he unalived himself.
DdCno1
You can use adult words around here.
NZSheeps
Definitely channeling Billy
ThighHighsSaveLives
His set on colonoscopy was amazing.
Volpe42
Look! A burger Robin had back in 85
MechKelly
You are an Evinrude
Righteousdew
Have you considered cropping your videos before posting?
MechKelly
"Fuck off straight line! I put shit in the way like trees and bushes...and grass and bamboo!" Can still hear it in my head 25 years later.
GravyEducation
Robin was a master of comedic impressions... look you can du a Scottish or ye can dae a Groundskeeper Willie! He was so skilled at making the comedic joke of the impression. It's not about accuracy its about just pokin fun and making a good laugh
Volpe42
And we'll put a little flag at the end to give yah fucken hope
Thorketil
But when you finally get close, someone comes along and takes the flag away.
stabthecrab
I don’t think giving the final punchline is the best way to present this information but you guys seem to think it’s cool. Comedy don’t work with subtitles
stabthecrab
The original version has more build up as well, this is cut down for some reason https://youtu.be/14NQIq4SrmY?si=9KBv6m4taCBlhhOM
Lampmonster
I was gifted this set back when we watched DVDs. He has all that water because he sweats about a gallon on stage through this whole act. I don't know if he was on cocaine, but if he wasn't holy shit, his body must have produced it on its own.
FPAlpha
Well, Robin Williams brought his own fur coat so that didn't help with ventilation too ;)
wadatahmydamie
I wish Robin Williams were still around. For many reasons of course, but one of those reasons is I want to hear him do an impression of Bill Cosby being tazed
guyanesebro420
Im sorry what not? When did roofie cosby get tazed?
wadatahmydamie
To my knowledge, he didn’t. I just want to hear Williams’ impression of that happening
guyanesebro420
Ah, good copy
Okiegoon
You. I like you.
Rynath
The goal of golf is to play the least amount of golf as possible.
BananaForScaIe
It's really not the only sport like that lol.
Klaumbaz
Same as Baseball.
kahooki
cryborg
hybridjamaican
Not the golfers I've known while working at a country club. Goal is to drink and drive at low speeds to summon the hot cart girls so that they can drink some more....while in the middle of a business deal.
BananaForScaIe
I read no individual part of that as bad (except maybe hot cart girls, dunno).
DdCno1
These are the people that many idiots like to call "job creators" or "leading politicians" and are holding the most power in our societies.
DdCno1
Yup - and then they claim they are working 12 hours per day, seven times per week and that their employees are slackers. This is their definition of work.
Targe0
Which is why all the best players spend the whole day at the Golf club bar, playing no golf at all.
JackIsLacking
I appreciate you saying im good at golf. No one else has ever recognized the effort I've pit in.
Targe0
With a liver that damaged, the evidence of your efforts are clear.
cryborg
Then I'm winning.
DdCno1
Me too, unless minigolf counts, which I've played once or twice. The last time I did, my dad yelled at me for looking at an attractive girl playing on the next course instead of paying attention to the game. Core memory and all that.
wadatahmydamie
We might be the greatest golfers of all time
TungstenOrbital
Indeed