Abracadabra.
805
57
28714
Relax, take a deep breath and count to ten.
37
8
1391
He. Could. Go. All. The. Way!
456
52
18500
Making a mountain out of a molehill.
450
42
21612
Instant relief.
1052
78
5568
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
20
5
1293
Use your diaphragm.
432
27
21414
Firehouse Shenanigans.
1254
55
33388
We've come full circle.
1134
54
33487
Smooth.
481
21
16560
Press X to Doubt.
513
42
22924
I see you John Cena.
1587
225
32011
The 360 crowd surf drop in.
37
8
1137
Respect.
588
57
22940
I need more train thingy in my life.
59
9
1635
Now, when you say I gotta get with your friends...?
0
7
324
With friends like these, who needs enemies.
373
15
16005
The world is gonna crack jokes about my country for the next 100 years, and we earned it by being a gullible pushover nation.
820
78
24016
That was close.
1
1
208
When the new kid breaks your 30 year old home run record.
517
26
19354
/uninstall
47
11
1272
This is the way.
784
29
27091
Core memory unlocked.
979
98
30740
Foal slippers.
421
61
17957
Get him a uniform.
640
76
23409
Lost phone found.
553
21
17586
There will never be another show like Def Comedy Jam.
984
48
28808
When she says "come over, I'm all alone"
526
82
22836
Sea turtles, mate.
306
21
14063
"Hey McFly, you bojo! Those boards don't work on water!"
432
96
17495
Canada for President.
1200
91
31732
I love when celebs do cool things.
895
46
25261
The train operator is watching the match live on his phone.
922
51
27217
Viva la Mexican Coke.
24
8
956
Good Kitty!!
40
6
1183
Heads up!
482
30
18207
I'll never be this good at anything.
39
8
1680
All the bro-bro's when they have a moment alone.
42
1
954
ICE will never quit on their own. Just like the Nazis didn't quit on their own.
1402
65
31277
Vintage Aerolux Bulbs
421
20
16254
We need more chaotic good hackers running around.
878
52
28160
Where the hell are my glasses?
1057
104
32093
Playing catch level: Disney Princess
720
34
20866
ᶠᵉᵃʳ ᵐᵉ ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ, ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ
348
18
13254
That's a weird looking bird.
32
5
1132
The best seat in the house.
710
46
21890