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Dec 16, 2016 10:22 PM
gopnick
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SmooveDoober
Miss...Wait, hit? Nope, Miss...Another Miss
Vladonis
I can see a hidden БОРЩ
Gian4MVP
What reboot number are we on with this series now, 5? Uncle Ben just can't die enough times, huh?
DodgeyDave
Aunt may looked like an actual teens aunt in civil war
skindredzakuska
Garfield was older in 2012 than Maguier was in 2002. Just an interesting tid bit I guess.
Naefindale
Its weird because in the comics she always looks ancient.
tonyfcox
Age difference between Peter and May, 47 in 2002, 37 in 2012, and 32 in 2017. Problem was Tobey was 25, so they cast older around him.
LookingForWorkInColorado
bossbonch
@halfdece
Wolf2Worrior
In my opinion, I found Andrew Garfield to play the best Spiderman.
CometLaHal
who the hell is the last "aunt" may seems familiar
complimentpin
I hate the new spider man actors more and more.
lallapalalable
By 2025 we'll have two separate Spiderman reboots premiering the same weekend.
FuzzyBear47
Still would watch!
ladiche
Stop it Marvel!
SaintMaceToTheFace
Amazing spider man was great. I don't get why they didn't continue it
QuillAndInk
MagicalUnicornMayonaiseOnMyFeet
2017 Spider-Man is by far my favorite loved him in the avengers
keldt
Extrapolating from two data points are we?
Derakor
This makes a good point, while i understand spiderman was in school when he was made, he LOOKED and ACTED older. and A.may looked old
krunksplein
Don't let me go, Murph!
EzekielsRage
Sorry not sorry but Aunt may 2002 had some huge knockers
OneBugIsFake
Sally Field will always be hot to me.
Falloutmaster3
When will they stop making Spiderman shitty?
HiddenChicken
I thought the point was that we kept getting a HOTTER Aunt May?
PhoenixQueenAzula
It would be in reverse if that were the case. Women are like fine wine, they only get better and more expensive with age
SarcasticHanSolo
The curious case of Obi Wan Ben Larry Spiderman Steve Button Kenobi
HailMammon
This is the effect of taking too many midichlorians
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
more like midicromeians emirite?
SarcasticHanSolo
MIDICHLORIANS Duke...
CoatsMcgoats
The only thing that bothers me is the 'tiny tick' logo on the new costume.
SomeCrazyNerd
Holy crap I didn't notice that wtf they doin'?
Croaked
It's actually the button for removing the suit. It's pretty cool.
SweetTeaMoonshine
Marisa tomei is like 50
IvyWilde
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
herefortheboobies
The female Keanu.
Alastor3
wow! I honestly didnt know!
evmike
Marisa Tomei is my starlet crush, and the best thing to happen to spiderman since Sam Rami stopped giving a shit. Good day sir!
cannotgetaxeout1
And she is prettier than most 20 somethings out there, classic beauty...
PhoenixQueenAzula
52 jesus christ she looks like only 3 days over 29
Talmorean
I've seen 29 year olds that look 52. Its the mileage, not the year. (Ridden hard and put away wet.)
itellyouhwhatthatboyaintright
Marisa Tomei?
dadanedude
Tenemoslosfactos
Aunt May? More like Aunt Babe.
TheDogEnd
Bangarang.
penxv
...on a scale from 1-10
obligatoryguy
You have my upvote. She looks amazing. +1
JarrJarrBlinks
Over 9000
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jimcake
ziiiiing
WhereDidTheLastHourGo
I'd give her 1
Tacocatsupreme5
5/7
czme
I'd hit that like the side of a tree on endor
bioshockisagoodgame
Seinfeld reference
DarthReznor
Looks 28
HypnoJack
I think you need to Google her latest pics because she does not look like she is in her 20s or even 30s.
kingsnake1989
She was really hot in the wrestler
tehPhreakmang
You'd still bang her
DerelictTwitterCrash
Aunt Milf.
Thanksforallofthememeries
OmniPOtentFist
Still would.
ArtOzz
...Still fucking would. Good grief.
onetonjake
CMcAwesomeville
She'll have to ask twice... to get off of her.
Amanster
Stfu. No way!
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f4/5b/9e/f45b9eedd0a50a212c807c3cf75ea8e1.jpg
halborski
Ming-Na Wen from Agents of SHIELD is also in her 50s and still kicks ass.
Cere4l
waitwhat o_O FIFTY?!
HypnoJack
53, actually.
HypnoJack
53, actually.
NunoSP
She suffers from Femaleasianitis.
acme64
i'm afraid its terminal
halborski
So she's going to keep looking exactly how she is until she wakes up one morning and
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Her and Kate Beckinsale are like fine wine - they actually get better (more beautiful) with age.
XZorbys
Depends on how they actually look in person. And without any clothes on too.
puppycubbylover
Add Sandra Bullock to that duo
puppycubbylover
Plus jenn Aniston
Flyndaran
She is like fine wine, not her is like fine wine. Why is that such a common grammatical mistake?
eveninthefuturenothingworks
And plastic surgery. Kate Beckinsales face is literally a different face. Not hating, just observing
puppycubbylover
Better than Jennifer Grey.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
That's not a high bar to set for plastic surgery.
puppycubbylover
I think the new Jennifer Grey is still very pretty and it looks natural but she just doesn't look like herself.
eveninthefuturenothingworks
She doesn't look bad, just not like herself. I feel like that's what makes PS bad. You should be a more attractive version of yourself
eveninthefuturenothingworks
to have a successful procedure
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Yeah I've never thought to myself "huh, I wish aunt May was sexier"
tjgg
But when it happened, I was like, "Hell yes, more hot Aunt May!"
CydonianCyborg
They put a hot actress in that role, so when uncle Ben dies you don't feel bad because you realize she's now available...
LorTheMighty
Yeah, I can't say I've had any trouble masturbating to her in the past. Why fix what ain't broken?
racl101
To be fair I would still rail the shit out of Sally Field. I always thought she was foxy when I first saw her in Forrest Gump.
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
Is that the trend you identified there? Huh interesting...
jrblast
I thought the trend was that the numbers we going up. Did I miss something?
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
To mister lanister the trend is that the numbers OUT OF 10 are going up
charlesengine
so the little girl in the last picture is sexier to you?
katatafish
Why don't you take a seat right over there
CorneliusCornwall
Lord knows I have
TheRealAndyDwyer
And so does everyone now
UmVtZW1iZXJUaGVOYW1l
When r34 gets out of hand.
ImSorryFriend
No, my friend, rule 34 goes many places, but it never leaves the hand.
TheRealAndyDwyer
Just like your penis
OneBugIsFake
Spiderman was a teenager. They're finally casting someone that looks like a teenager. This bothers you?
DVSBSTrD
Toby looked like a teenager, Garfield looked like a douchebag.
GnarredGnarly
I think if Marvel intended to make Spider>man< a kid they would have named him something such as Spiderboy.
skelitor120
No, its pointing out how the younger Peter gets, the younger May gets. 's a joke
SpaceGhostCoastToCoast
Keyword WAS
Spearka
a ripped teenager
MaddPainting
Spiderman grows up tho.... and when he is apart of Civil war he isnt a child anymore.
XxPandaCowxX
Andrew garfields spider man and ryan Reynolds deadpool. I want this movie so bad.
ShouldHaveBeenWorkin
Spider-Man started as a teenager. Marvel keeps rebooting him because as OMD and all subsequent comics proved they just don't know wtf to (1)
KthulhuXx
You realize there was a pretty massive stretch between Peter graduating high school and OMD, right?
ShouldHaveBeenWorkin
do with a grown ass spidey
michaelmancini
Take a joke like you do dicks m8
OneBugIsFake
I think you take enough dicks for the both of us there, Big Chutes.
tonyret5199
Long and hard?
OneBugIsFake
Wet and willing?
TheMightyDio
Who said anything about this bothering anyone?
OneBugIsFake
I did. I was asking a question.
iamthisguy247
The post never said it was bothering them.
KidKarless
Spiderman was a teenager for a relativly short time in the comics. He did grow up, go to college, get married, and everything.
thegreenknight7
Yea they reboot that every 10-15 years.
KthulhuXx
Yeah, IIRC he started college in issue #31.
OneBugIsFake
Not when they (Marvel/Sony) keep rebooting him...
LapisScarab
Grow up physically, Peter's a bit of a manchild a lot of the time. Not his fault, just bad writers, but still.
MrSkar
At one point, Storm even said that the only way to get through to Peter is by "being silly":
AlmostScientist
Spidey looks like 15 now yes, but the Civil War occurred when he was already married. Soooo baby spidey makes no sense.
surprisemotherfuckers
He has a lot of similarities to the Ultimate version of peter parker, so he's probably going to die
AlmostScientist
good, I want a baby Donald Glover in there lol or Jaden's eyebrow face.
surprisemotherfuckers
Donald Glover is already in there probably playing Miles' uncle http://movieweb.com/spider-man-homecoming-miles-morales-set-photo/
LapisScarab
It's an adaptation really loosely adapting things. It makes just as much sense as anything else in the MCU.
jackinabox57
the actor (Tom Holland) is actually 20, but yes he looks 16 at the most in that picture.
tmtoprkr
Its almost like the Marvel Cinematic Universe is different from the Marvel Comic Universe.
jjberry522
Yeah cause the civil war movie was super fauthful to the comics. (Its still a good movie though)
picturefan73
I don't think they could have done civil war like it was done in the comics there just missing so manny characters it'd be impossible
jjberry522
I totally agree, i was just being sarcastic.
SuperNintendoChalrmers
I think it's more about aunt may
ethanhawkeye
The first movie was pretty accurate to her age/appearance. After that she started to age a lot better...
SomeSortaPsycho
well shes his aunt... she should be around late 30s to early 40s
ThisIsANewName
I think she's actually a great aunt or something
SuperNintendoChalrmers
She's older in the comics
LapisScarab
Well Peter made a deal with a demon in the comics. Just cause it's in the comics doesn't mean it *needs* to be that way.
ebeightysix
You're right. But a lot of people *want* it to be like the comics. Me? Not bothered, its about the protagonist.
SomeCrazyNerd
That's waaaaay later though they could still do that
GdSvThQn
It's always implied that Uncle Ben and Aunt May were much older (20 years or so) than Peter's father, so more like 65-70
SomeSortaPsycho
So Peters dad was a surprise baby?
BatmanIsTheNameBattingIsTheGame
Yet she always looks 90ish
GdSvThQn
Not always