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ChicksDigTrucks
ROY G BIV, not GROB
ellalucie
Oh :') my house is right next door to the picture of the old man and lady - how come I've never seen them, I could ask them things!
Dominiricanish
Is that Bernie Sanders in the second to last one?!
CheesyComeback
That guy with the chickens is going to be covered in poop if he's not already
tomyironmane
what kinda chickenshit comment is this?
kermie92
Dillie the Deer! She's got a webcam set up to watch her. Yeah, pretty weird.
twlcorinthian
Makes sense to me, what's the problem? I could follow the story all the way through
Amireo
i mean i can appreciate a good dog anus too
ExtraShakyMichaelJFox
I will still never begin to understand the prom kid with the sewing machine one.
CattieBri3
#5 BROTHER!!!! NO!!!!
randomweirdness
mrw someone posts weird shit
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giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGPakl57PbI This weird?
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
He was the king of weird shit
Yaysuz
Heartlyss
So. Many. Nightmares.
dascannibal
Oh Vincent Price, how dearly you are missed.
shooglenifty
Ditto!
maltbrew
Why is the three tigers in a tub weird? They're cooling off.
ThisIsGod
Because they're 3 guy tigers.
maltbrew
GAAAY!
aturtlesdreaminouterspace
im pretty sure that first one is an art piece by tony matelli.
ac112
Somewhere over the rainbro.....
Lucyloves
Taste the rainbow.
TheKRNL
ChubbyStyles
#21 Relationship Goals
SomeoneAnonymous
The sloth one isn't weird, it's awesome
HailHelixOurLord
Congrats love + kids great show Perry theatre
keeli
*Louie
grantavius
Thanks. I feel a little better now.
soggyburgers
#10: hey girl, look at all my cocks
TimothyTRiG
I would feel a lot more comfortable with #10 if I didn't think he was *trying* to be sexy.
QuarterFrost
Nah man, he gets all the chicks.
maltbrew
There's only one rooster there.
TheBreadlord
1 cock 4 chicks.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Sounds like the title to an amateur orgy porn.
karlywithak
chick magnet
RichardTheHuman
Skinny white boy gets crushed by monster cocks.
sunshinethetyrant
He gets all the chicks
bananabody
he is covered in chicks
jdbtl
OldmanSmith
RadicalRaizex
Colrum
ElTigreChang
ChewSoap
KindNepenthe
Yes!! Scrolled down looking for exactly this! :)
SundryCanine98
jdbtl
LetsGetThisOverWith
I'm gonna use this.
Blinklink7
Hurrrrdurrrrr
Oh yeah like you've never been murdered by a horse before
Brobotly
Who is taking the picture in that one? It's a mirror, so shouldn't we see someone holding a camera?
cesairforgeroflightning
Maybe it's a security camera. That building seems to be a bank.
freemonk22
Happens to me every Tuesday
schmalhans
Die nächste Kinokarte geht auf mich!
dedradawn
The movie ticket goes to me? (Google translate's on the job.)
cesairforgeroflightning
The next movie ticket is on me! (i.e. You can win a free movie ticket) The building is a Bank, by the way.
dedradawn
That makes far more sense! Thanks.
HfxZonny
Can't figure out the guy with the sewing machine.
dukky11
Or why the UPS driver is smiling in the background.
madfishy12
he looks like edward cullen....
nelvora
He's dressed as a wedding singer
stillcleaning
That's the only one u can't figure out?
HfxZonny
No, that's just one of the odder ones of this odd compilation.
TechPriest97
The one with the 3 women suits and Arab guys signing is for a very lame (imo) show from the UAE
majephticme
This traditional face stuff just creeps me out but eh it's not my culture :) only ever saw it on old ladies though!
bananot
I actually thought the first two seasons were great, and the ending heart breaking!
WhaleOfATime
I agree, it started out really good but went to shit near the end.
rabastan
#19 the floof does not know what's going on and looks rather disappointed
Sloth53
That Floof is a Scottish Deerhound I believe. Mine lives a Clueless life, only disappointed by lack of SNACKS!
rabastan
I love floofs. My floof is a dwarf (large dwarf) poodle who survives on cuddles and throwing the ball. "YES! TAKE! TAKE THEN THROW! AGAIN!"
JoshsCompany
That dog looks like Alf's lost sister
idontcapthebeginningofeachwordinmyusernamebecausefuckyou
I feel like that guy just went like, "I'm gonna put everything that's precious to me in a tub," then paused to think, "And eat it." (1/2)
idontcapthebeginningofeachwordinmyusernamebecausefuckyou
Then reconsidered and was like, "No, no, take a picture. Get it together, Greg."
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Disappointed in baby's lack of trigger discipline.
Electracy
My usefulness has come: I can explain #18, those three men are the creators of a funny Saudi comedy about crazy Saudi women. Its funny!
MotherfuckinGoats
Thanks, I was just about to ask about that! Two more questions: 1) What is it called? 2) Is there something special about those face things?
Electracy
The things on their faces are Bedouin face masks.It's custom for Emirati Arabs, I'm not too much of an expert,I'm from Levant, but thats it.
MotherfuckinGoats
Thanks! I'm glad someone could answer my questions!
Electracy
I was wrong to say that it was a Saudi, it's actually from Dubai. The show's title is "freej" which means "neighborhood"
imisssprite
#8, even the EMTs/Paramedics are like, WTF are we supposed to do for him?
SparklingCockWaffle
I actually had this happen to me when I was a little kid. Its the worst. They have to pull each needle out one at a time.
FlyingSpaghettiMonsieur
Their little rubber gloves look woefully inadequate.
PoopholeAintALoophole
First chuckle of the day. +1 and cheers!
KommissarLyus
Jumping cholla is no joke. It's everywhere in Southern Arizona.
FrancoisBoubois
I shot Accenture a couple of years ago, I kept pliers in my camera bag for this exact reason.
MacaroniAndDeath
"Take ibuprofen as needed."
SergiousMaximus
Even Tiger Woods is looking on in disbelief.
vuvuzela990
glad he found a new job
PoppinLochNessHopster
I'm no doctor but I'd assume that removing the cactus with a grasping tool of some sort would be good, then pulling the spines out.
SterlingArcherCodenameDutchess
I think if you pulled his spine out he wouldn't be able to stand anymore, or something like that
itsatraplego
I frequently find it incknvenient when my spine is removed
SterlingArcherCodenameDutchess
https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5606870/il_570xN.332885939.jpg
Maie13
Tongs would be useful.
TOASTEngineer
I just imagine a cop standing there, speaking in a thick Texan accent, saying "You uhh... you done fucked up, son."
99Luftballons
Jumping cholla are to be avoided. If I remember right, the spikes are sheathed so you pull the spike out, the rest stays. Tweezers!
AjEmEPoliszBojfrend
Homeboy looks like he used a cholla as a backscratcher though.
shackman
Yep, during field work as a geologist I had a ledge give way and ended up with a leg looking like him. Had needles emerging for months.
Starvegal
lmgursLibertarian
How can I favorite this, and can I get one route each?
Starvegal
If you're on a computer, when you click to link to view the GIF it should open in a little window with a "favorite" and "copy" button.
GavinScreaming
How have I never seen this before
Backstagepimp
I'm ol Greg
Pepperanney
I got a mangina!
Mcknizzle
Do ya love me?
spacecatts
Easy now my fuzzy little man peach
catscatsyeahcats
You've seen my downstairs mix-up.
hansmolemann
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that, there's hope for imgur yet
Judeska
I got a mangiiiinnnnaa
liukangbakingapie
Why is this hook in my head fool... Its attached to your rod motha licka
GenjiShimadaOfTheShimadaClan
Dammit I'm reading all this shit in his voice
MostFolksJustCallMeOrangeJoe
I do watercolors
otterlyadorables
Do you love me? Do you drink baileys out of a shoe?
catscatsyeahcats
Make an assessment.
Dman93
Pleased to meet cha.
ithrashanus
what do ya think a' me
TheRightfulHeir
This is as close as you can get to baileys without getting your eyes wet
Jcclark122
That's actually a member of the green men. They are commonly found at renaissance faires and similar festivals
Jcclark122
Best pic I found https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5537/10477643433_668fe4f31a_z.jpg
Jcclark122
Last reply, here is the website for one of the groups, http://bogbrothers.org/
Jcclark122
Source, I work at the maryland renaissance festival
nokittythatsabadkitty
I thought it was a belated camp imgur pic
doinitindallas
Bailey's anyone?
Backstagepimp
Rich n creamy
Iamlordofspuds
Ever drink Bailey's out of a shoe
guichequiche
Do ya love me?
liukangbakingapie
Could you learn to love me?
catscatsyeahcats
Make an assessment.
guichequiche
I do watahcolahs
liukangbakingapie
This one is baileys....and this one this is baileys...wanna know what this one is?
CrackOpenAnotherBottleOfBaileys
Am I relevant yet?
lacedupboots
Yes. Yes you are.
liukangbakingapie
Name is epic...enjoy the 5 minutes of fame!
Snarkoleptic
Only if you paint the bottle
CrackOpenAnotherBottleOfBaileys
Get your eyes real wet
troublecliff
Do ya luv meh?
2moleculescolliding
Are you playing those love gaAAAaaaames a-with meh?
OmicronPerseiEight
do you think you could learn to love me?
rinkay
Da ass crack at #1
Protestanthorsespice
David Huerta taking a picture of a puking Orangutang... Nice
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
ToddimusMaximus
Thank you so much. I can now log off imgur for the day... For an hour... Or like, a few minutes... Eh fuck it, next!
rinkay
Yes! Dis was exactly wat i had in mind .. Thank u. Its beautiful
ObviousCaptain
Underrated comment.
heyyouwantatoothpick
It seems you've forgotten one:
KingTrashmouth
Is that Britney Spears?
HumpityDumpity
The best one
TheDreadPirateBoberts
>nobody says anything about the oompa loompas
doodleinthemargins
Look up Gunt in the dictionary and you'll see that picture
VyseN
Someone slapped her ass so hard, it spun around.
Upwardspiral
Good gawd I hope it's not a "her"!!!!
mmmArdbeg
Never forget butt-belly.
dudeinsha
Belly buttocks...?!
flattoppancake
That picture just gave me a four minute coughing fit when I choked on my laughter. What a way to begin the day.
InconspicuousHoe
Front butt
Hoonshwama
Na that's a bootydo
nym23
or low-chest...or nut sack...who actually knows
ilovebees
It didn't hit me until I saw the Oompa Loompa in the corner...
GavinScreaming
I've seen this so many times and never noticed him. Amazing.
heyyouwantatoothpick
and he holdin hands with booty belly haha
BigHandz
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrtgx3kR7v1r0pc43o1_400.gif
M1ZAA
Where to even begin
MisterWho
Gouging is a good start.
OORH3ZA
The butt belly.
ErikTints
The oompa loompa
enigma1235
The hugging rabbits.
SkypeOfCthulhu
This is the one picture on the internet I've always craved an explanation for.
seinfeldgifforeverything
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
revelator
Probably Tim & Eric or something like that.
LetsGetThisOverWith
Costume party gone wrong?
gubbstrut
cocain's a hell of a drug
GuildMasterJin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of4HL-bnWtE
HerschelWalkerCuylerThemDawgsIsHellDontThey
Came back to upvote you.
almostsomething182
Rocky Horror Picture Show on Easter in Willy Wonka's factory?
Erik604
Trigger happy bunnies were there for after party.
GuildMasterJin
HAHA that sounds like a porn title XD +1
almostsomething182
Oh... oh my.
StarIord
I have many questions I never imagined asking.
Never2L4te
Yeah well, you know...
BigHandz
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrtgx3kR7v1r0pc43o1_400.gif
Willdernessismalism
How does a fox get a bank account?
Leptyx
I find myself asking "how did OP get pictures of me from German class?".
StupidIdeaMaschine
Like. Explain this. And this. Lol chick magnet. Wut? Rainbow?
gerby123
Never ask a question you don't want the answer to!
therealbananabob
Please... Ask... I also want to known a lot...
HeyItsKiwi
yes XD same here
KingDavosFirstofHisNameLordofSass
Yes. Potentially, but only after 7pm. Definitely, maybe.
ThisIsGod
I have answers.
NukeItFromOrbitMan
I_lied.gif
amypondscum
I feel like I have all of the answers to all of my questions.
lmOIdGREEGG
Fight me
Vaanhalen
Yet again: "who looks up a dog's butt?" Never thought we'd ask that twice in a day.
theluckysuccess
This should be the first post you see when you come to imgur... Or the Internet for that matter.
bubblehearth
http://imgur.com/hC2SRIP
artintel
Thought provoking images worthy of contemplation.
TallCan
Fucking magnets how do they work?
crazedhunter
all i could find my self asking was, "why?" and the occasional "what?", and the sadness from kitty's eyes..
patotheduck
Answer to all of them. 42. And Alcohol.
MyNameisBort
*and I don't really want the answers to
mellowdrama
That poor deer is more familiar with that bed and that man than I care to imagine.
CoconutCyclone
http://www.dilliedeer.com/ Pretty sure that's a woman. The deer is blind and was abandoned. She's got a webcam and shit.
mellowdrama
Thank you! That was freaking me out.
MadJackMcJack
I need every available adult.
goldensky
You sure won't find any here! :P
SerithTheSly
aboxacaraflatafan
http://images.rapgenius.com/900e1e87e889dfc11b81c9d30cd61718.400x225x19.gif
captainobvioustits
i think "why the fuck?" covers most of them
goldensky
why the thing
thesolamnus
you could also answer most of them with "because fuck you, thats why"
nypete007
How about, "Why the Fuck not?!"
aCartographer
I find myself asking daily "Why there is a rainbow-colored man with his hands down the toilet and feet in the bathtub"
arcain
G Roy Biv
TheCambridgeKnitter
Taste the rainbow?
afrofrycook
Because I have 30 days per the eviction notice. Don't make this awkward man.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
#ShittersClogged
DrTurkleton
That's just Roy for ya!
CossackHD
I read "rainbow sized man" o_O
usernamehidden
More importantly... why green at the top of that rainbow?
pmazzmazz
Thats a good question...
neondemonn
Maybe they forgot about green and had to add it in real quick.
DaddyWolf
But he also mixed up yellow and orange. I just think he doesn't understand how rainbows work (to put it mildly).
ThisIsGod
It signifies the journey of ones sexuality from clean wholesome thoughts to dirty perhaps seemingly unnatural urges through expressionism.
ZachWinstead
No....
ThisIsGod
Oh, so you have a better explanation?
jofbaut