Birthday done right
New Years plans fell through. Time to catch up on swapped samples and some of my “gun safe” whiskey. Cheers.
Bruh
My mom was wondering why I laughed at his call sign.
Power washing like an adult
I wore shorts yesterday. It was 72. Texans aren't designed for this.
Beef Jerky Time
Three gas stations I just tried in north Texas were sold out and this episode is all that came to mind.
Noticed this while checking the temp. Apparently carnival is polluting flavortown.
Parents 28th anniversary.
Never go full regard*
Easter and my cake day this weekend
So uhh...
I think I adulted good today
Get off my friggin universe
Group Therapy
RIP in peace
Well that's one way to advertise
Fuck it. Am I the only one around here...
About to uber to Dallas. Cheers.
Tailgate at 8:30am.
Xbox in a nutshell