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Feb 24, 2017 6:43 AM
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DeadPanPizza
Potatos ftw!
Sinqcet
This is potato quality.
Mrdaihatsu
My Dr told me I had to give up potatoes and rice in my diet. I guess rice is like dozens of tiny little potatoes.
invisiblepotatowithstandards
PreciousPotato
I KNOW, RIGHT?
Desomega
My life is potato.
Luxyrion
Actually potatoes bear green tomato-like fruit which is poisonous to humans. That's probably why
zaika
Cuz they are fucking ugly that's why.
Zequr
Grow some yourself and those potatos you dig up from the ground will be beautifull.
CheshirePhoenix
Potato never gave you up
AMartianPotato
Potatoes of the solar system, rise up and unite!
PreciousPotato
YEAH!
TravisBickle13
I drink my potatoes.
BlueSorceress
Yes, but potatoes are roundish, lumpy and kinda ugly.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
They also sit in soil so they are dirty, have ugly wart like eyelets and are starchy therefore not as nutritious as most veg
reiryo
Speak for yourself.
ilovefunsocks
Potatoes do make vodka and vodka is happiness
pumpkinpiemonster
Thousands have died bcs the Zar forgot to tell them to eat the root, not the frute. This is why potato is forever condemned.
PotatoThunder
I categorically agree
anacostia
Living in your own Private Idaho Underground like a wild potato!
MrRauchPotato
POTATO POWER
PreciousPotato
POTATOS UNITE!
HighlandPotatoe
Potato!!!
Nahmy
Same with "Dutch" for some reason. Going Dutch, Dutch courage etc.
kentk94
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
https://media.giphy.com/media/wzpXhv8XWjVF6/giphy.gif
sergeantapone
A couch potato just sits there like a potato, unlike all those other, much more active, vegetables.
o4fuxxake
Like runner beans?
LaBotte
Potatoes saved Matt Daemon on Mars yo. I know, I saw the documentary.
PreciousPotato
Yeah, they put up with a lot of shit for him.
aRepost
Potatoes never let you down?
o4fuxxake
They never run around.
Shewy92
They'll never dessert you. Except as an appetizer
LiterallyAPotato
Goddamnit potatos are offensive now
hotterpop
As far as typical agriculture goes, potatoes are the highest calorie per row foot of any crop.
Merescat
It's Mr. Potato Head to you!
Davld0811
I bet you're shaped like a potato.
MemeDissector
http://imgur.com/YAZH5ls
throwawaynoodle
I was told my body looked like a sack of potatoes...so I'm the real winner
PyroDragon
mastercb419
This is my new Best Friend
StephNugs
But will alligators alligate?
ukuleleleluku
I am indeed, strong Maris piper
whiskeybidness
st4tic4ge
I should change my username to potatoesgonnapotate
PotatoGunnaPotate
Do it!! Lol
st4tic4ge
Oh fuck dude