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Kepler 452B "cousin of the earth" ...
- Kepler's planet is one of the most Earth-like planets . It has an atmospheric cover and it is 1.5 million years older than Earth.
- It is also revolves around a star from the G2 rating , similar to our Sun.
- It is also revolves in a viable orbit. and it is farther from its sun only 5% more than the earth farther from our sun.
- 1400 light years away from the earth and the number of days a year 385 days ..
And its size exceeds earth size by 60%.
- There are more than 4000 Earth-like rocky planets in our galaxy.
- 11 Earth-like planets have been detected so far, all in the habitable zone but slightly larger than Earth.
Do you think we are alone in the universe?
infamousxiii
any ship we send there now would arrive second to any ship we send in the next 200 or so years. Advances in physics will speed things along
sianmink
"Do you think we are alone in the universe?" If we are, then it seems an awful waste of space.
Phischstaebchen
I'm actually impressed we can tell the age of planets from a star-wobble...
DorbinCallas
According to the Great Filter theory, we should hope we are alone.
NotoriousDoubleDipper
Waaaait a minute. Our light years or their light years?
LokeGroundrunner
There is no way we are alone. Maybe the other lifeforms will be animals and not humanoid. But there's no way we are the only form of life.
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
Animals? Even that is extremely Earth-centric (and anthropocentric). It would be a surprise if they are even carbon-based
sparkingfuse
Would the inhabitants be Keplerings or Keplerites? Either way, I hope they take better care of Kepler than we do of Earth.
gnarlyfartz
Would they wear pants like this, or this?
madvin
"- There are more than 4000 Earth-like rocky planets in our galaxy"... euhh I think it is much more than this !
FinalFlashDatAss
Ancient Astronaut Theorists says yes
miahtSuperVillain
Probably not
ChaosEclipsed
Alone in the universe? No. Do I think that aliens have been to Earth? Extra no with some nope sauce.
Excusemehaveyouseenmypants
1. What does nope sauce taste like? 2. Can I put it on fries?
wraiththinks
I bet Kepler is flat like earth too
Baughr
But like a distant cousin tho right?
lichenit
Yeah you could probably still date it
BoopityBee
We could figure these things out if we could stop being such assholes to each other.
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
Gravity of Kepler 452b is 18.63 m/s². Earth's is 9.28 m/s². That means you'd weigh a little more 1/8 what your mom weighs on earth.
DefenderOfDog
I don't really think a planet is habitable without dogs tho
AudaciousCheeseburger
Cats*
darthmathis89
Arthur C. Clarke: “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”
madjecks
I was gonna do that. Nice work
DarnYouToHeck
100% there is life out there, but time man, they may have only just become single celled organisms or wiped themselves out 1,000,000 yrs ago
skelekittycat
If they were advanced enough to 'see' us, they'd see earth millions of years ago and therefore... dinos, or nothing.
InsertNameHereIGuess
With 2 trillion galaxy's out there the odds that life only developed here on earth are 0 to me.
5TUP1D
Nasa thinks that because it's statistically probable that life exists elsewhere. We are not that special.
corbynDallas
Special is another word for retarded
SergeantOldSchool
Hurry up and find the stargate so we can go visit.
BoredToCreate
"habitable zone" is subjective tho, isn't it? It's based on what we evolved to survive in. What if we're outside that zone to other beings?
ffilm
No, it's well defined. To sustain life, certain conditions must be met; these conditions are not possible outside the Goldilocks Zone.
InsertNameHereIGuess
The habitable zone is all about liquid water. Not frozen and not evaporated into space. Sure there could be life that does'nt need water.
Cincara
interesting point, with the extra gravity on larger earth-like planets, a species would have a hard time getting a chemical rocket to orbit.
RedDwarfIV
They could do it with ORION.
flummoxed0709
Oh wow I never thought about that.
beez428
Use bigger chemicals. Duh. /s Honestly, good point. I think of things like that whenever stuff like this comes up.
vw68MINI06
Also, wouldn't these aliens be physically stronger than us since they evolved in higher gravity? That's a little terrifying.
TheDudeBro
Saiyans!
Sigge1981
Most likely they would probably also be a lot shorter. If they have a humanoid form.
Rifneno
This is why I suggest Trump be the first man on Jupiter. We aren't getting anything back from that fat cocksucker.
KingDomino
Way to bring politics into a non political post... bravo, bravo.
arkemiffo
Giant gas bag to a gas giant? Sounds logic enough.
SerenePrincess013
I'm down. At this point, anything to get rid of the orange Cheeto.
forscience6686
Not necessarily, just a bigger hurdle. It was thought that we would never achieve it either.
TheBurritoConfederacy
Big. Ass. Rail guns.
compugreg
Mass Effect Drive
Tirefire45
The solution to many things in life.
TehButternaut
CMIIW.... but just because its larger doesnt necessarily mean more massive... ergo same gravity as earth is possible?
MLGsamantha
Yeah, Earth is actually a denser than it should be, from another planet colliding with us early on. So we have more metal in our core
LordCastellanCreedtheSupremeCommanderofCadia
It's mass is 5(±2) Earth masses, so no.
snipekill1997
True but we understand planetary formation decently well. The estimated mass is ~5x Earth and it would have ~2x stronger gravity.
TehButternaut
Right. But my point was that with the given information (in this post) it was POSSIBLE that it larger does not guarantee greater mass...
snipekill1997
1/1.5^3 means it would have to be less than 30% the density to not have more mass. That's just too low to be a feasible density.
TehButternaut
TIL
TerryCrews
Time to start doing squats then.
Tywinning
Dump some humans there for a few dozen generations and voila, dwarves
TehButternaut
So is that where Capt Dylan Hunt came from?
somethingaboutcatss
1.5 million years ahead, they probably already made themselves extinct
Smayds
That's gotta be a typo. Even the age of the earth has an uncertainty bigger than that.
Rifneno
Life on is 4.6 BILLION years old, so 1.5M isn't a big variable.
The701
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a typo. That's *really* ridiculously accurate for something orbiting another star.
The701
Yeah.... 1.5 billion, not million. But hey, what's three orders of magnitude between friends, right? @OP
Sauroctonus
That's like a geologic microsecond.
FilthyRapscallions
I refuse to believe 13 billion years of cosmic evolution and space so large, we can only try to explain it with numbers and we are 1/
FilthyRapscallions
As good as it gets. 2/2
gray527
That's a lot of years and there are a lot of planets, but the chance of intelligent carbon based life smaller than those numbers are large
Rifneno
I know, right? People who think we're alone crack me up. Maybe long distance space travel isn't possible no matter tech level and all these
Rifneno
civilizations will never meet. That's a reasonable position. But that we're alone? LOL.
skelekittycat
I think it's somewhat arrogant to believe that we're all there is. But if an alien race was to view us from x light years away
skelekittycat
They'd see the earth as it was x time ago. They'd see dinosaurs and think 'nah mate'
Shewy92
Is "This is why NASA dont think we are alone" grammatically correct? I feel like don't should be doesn't.
CaptainKarver
It's correct, as don't is expanded into do not.
oldelidog
Our team row to victory — UK.
homerinchinatown
Not on this universe....
PooPculture
It's not correct. The sentence should be "This is why NASA doesn't think we are alone" it also should be IN the universe not ON.
Rangermcclure
Somebody had to say it, I could barely continue reading all the cool info because of how bad it sounded
neithere
That isn't matter, you does the did of can able understand them still, wheren't you.
ffilm
FINALLY somebody put it in words we can all understand. THANK YOU.
thestreetmime
It's correct. Technically for group nouns it depends on what you want to say. For example both "The team is" and "The team are" are correct.
thestreetmime
"The team is" refers to the team as a single unit while "the team are" refers to all the individuals that make up the team.
thestreetmime
"Is" is what's generally used in the U.S. while "are" is what's generally used in the UK.
thestreetmime
So OP is likely not American and is technically referring to NASA not as a single entity but as the people who work there.
CandleToad
Then it should be "NASA scientists" or "people working at/for NASA" or whatever. By just saying "NASA", it implies the organization.
wraiththinks
You are correct. dont, which should be 'don't' with an apostrophe is a conjunction meaning 'do not'. However, NASA does not think....
WilliamBologna
Depends on whether you're American or wrong.
Yessirrobotsir
Also we are alone IN this universe, not on it.
FiftyShadesOfArugula
With collective nouns, you can use either singular or plural pronouns, but singular is more common. The only exception is the noun police...
FiftyShadesOfArugula
which is always plural (e.g., "the police are on their way").
Yessirrobotsir
The noun in NASA is association, which is not a collective noun. It's singular.
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Names of companies and organizations are collective nouns. E.g., you can say "Microsoft have released Windows 10". Uncommon but correct.
Yessirrobotsir
I just had a flashback to arguing with my English teacher about this at Uni. She was right too. Dammit.
Mytrashpanda101
Looks flat to me
Jaeeko
I laughed way too much at this comment
Imalwaysready
Imagine how many more planets we aren't finding because we see them from the side and they're basically invisible...
corbynDallas
notmeiam
If Earth has taught us anything, its that life can exist almost anywhere. The variable is "intelligent".
Ar1k
Man I am so high I immediately read your comment in David Attenboroughs' voice
TypicalGayMan
Life CAN survive anywhere. We don’t know if life can be created everywhere, though.
TrumpIsAMoron
We still have to check out the subsurface ocean of Europa. Extra terrestrial life maybe a lot closer to home than most people would think.
ffilm
That's a weak argument for finding life. There is no proof of life anywhere but here, and Earth is quite very special.
FailedCrate
Hence, the human species lacks a big chunk of collective intelligence .
FoxPesdassi
Actually, the variable is "multicellular". Extremophiles are all single-celled, as was ALL life on Earth for most of its existence.
Zeeo
i suspect a great deal of it is moss and plants
pygmypufftrampstamp
At this point we aren't so much looking for intelligent life but planets we could survive on. All our eggs are in one basket.
FoxPesdassi
#1 reason to colonize Mars: Backup planet for if (more like when) we screw up Earth. ~200 of us go up there for a couple centuries to (1/3)
FoxPesdassi
wait out the mass extinction, then start launching seed-probes to repopulate desired species of plants, wait a few more centuries, (2/3)
FoxPesdassi
then finally recolonize Earth. A multi-world species almost CAN'T go extinct.
MyNipplesLookLikeMilkDuds
Unless the sun explodes lol
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Yeah just look at Russia, lots of life, no intelligence
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
Idiot...
Roastbeefexplosion
Could say the same for America too. .
LMTMFA
As long as it has those conditions to actually get it started in the first place.
Chity
Define intelligent
nihilistdad
Exist, sure, but emerge? Not so easy.
Turdsandwich10
It happened here. I'm sure the dice rolled at least a similar number of times to line up molecules in the correct order
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
You damn right son
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
Earth is the most Earth-like planet we could possibly think of and even here life has emerged just once in 5 billion years. Not so easy.
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
Or maybe I'm wrong and there is a shadow biosphere https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_biosphere
TheDivineUsersub
Can't the waterbear survive in the vaccum of space?
Raptor1210
Not indefinitely, but, in the short term, yes.
Neptuner82
For a certain amount of time, yes! Aka a Tardigrade btw
RedInCircles
Survive: yes. Thrive: no. One of TierZoo's earliest videos is about that class.
Mentok
And time. What if alien signals got here in the 1400s?
Schmuck4hire
Maybe aliens landed thousands of times during the era of dinosaurs and concluded "nothing special here..."
TherealNotSid
You take that back. Dinosaurs are too special.
Schmuck4hire
Alien observes Stegosaurus: "Yes... VERY special..."
Happyrexmanningday
Or since the dinos were so big maybe they scared away all the aliens so they’re like nah y’all stay away from there. GIANT fucking lizards
Schmuck4hire
More likely they were unimpressed. "Man... they looked WAY bigger in Jurassic Park..."
Mentok
Yup, or hell, even 8k years ago when were just hunting and gathering. "apes? boooring"
RayMC
I'm pretty sure the first advanced civilizations have been around waaaaaaaaaaaaaay longer than 8k years.
Mentok
Just spitballing, i wasn't trying for an exact number.
Roastbeefexplosion
Idk I think a planet full of human/ape people using tools is exactly the kindof thing aliens would look for.
trustystranger
Maybe the have masterd interstellar travel and sensoring arrays to such an extent that they can just filter all planets in the galaxy
Mentok
What if that's fairly common in the cosmos and they're looking for at least the ability to launch a sat?
LiBearington
I don't know and I don't care, I'm at the age where if we discover intelligent life I will be too old to explore the universe or bang aliens
C0mtraya
TheFastpaws
Honestly kinda how I feel as well. Neat but I'll be too old for any of it to matter by the time we get it. So it means nothing for me.
Jalopenis
You could masturbate to the pictures of them.
poorwhitetrash
Well not with that attitude!
ThisGuyHere
"We've discovered alien intelligent life." "Pff, whatever I'm too old for it to make any-" "They can reverse aging and give you big dicks."
Realnormalhero
Surgeons can increase dick size. And the post wasn't saying we found IL it was asking opinions
ThisGuyHere
Was just going off the other guy's comment and was also just joking.
LiberalismIsaDisease2020
Not if they have the fountain of youth! *finger guns jpeg*
JudgeMentaI
Don't be so down, you'll likely live long enough they'll be able to download your consciousness into a robot, and you can bang em with that
freezingpilot
You just need to get re-sleeved, or transfer your consciousness to a machine.
Brighton1000
That's why we invented cosplay.
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
They’re so advanced they cured death. There’s no old people. I was like a celebrity there Morty
legolg
Maybe you'll be the age where you can see your children or nieces and nephews are dating aliens. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner remake!
Realnormalhero
The time it would take to get there would be a lot longer than your nephews or what ever.
enojadosiempre
I’m here for the gang bang.
N3crobard
Stick around long enough for digital immortality and you’ll be banging aliens in no time
floatationman
There may be options:
Realnormalhero
Then you shouldn't be using imgur of your old
maskedhobo
If it's an earth like planet, I'm just assuming it has earth like life.
Realnormalhero
Except the possible planet probably does not have are atmosphere so...
Jadecomet
Plus, we humans are the way we are through sheer genetic chance and natural selection. The important thing here is that 1/?
Jadecomet
Natural selection is also according to the hazards of our environment, which could be earthquakes and stuff, or 2/?
Jadecomet
Flora and fauna, which would also change by genetic chance, so even if the planet itself were a perfect geological copy 3/?
torhs
I'm 20. The ripe Alien-Banging age
natabus
https://78.media.tumblr.com/e0a86995b66209634a49a9c45bacd343/tumblr_o35o7zkEz41tpri36o1_250.gif
magicalmysterytour
Realnormalhero
Cause you can't get any earth girl
LatoyaTheExploya
torhs
https://media.giphy.com/media/a9xhxAxaqOfQs/giphy.gif
froglegs646jr2718
You want to bang aliens? California is swimming with them!! Thanks to Gov. Moonbeam
xizar
"We'll bang, okay?"
MediaMuerte
I hope aliens have vaginas
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Plural noted.
mtimothy
What if that society of intelligent life has the ability/technology to put you into a new body or revitalize your current one?
MediaMuerte
I hope aliens have vaginas
Raxiel
The have like 9 of them. And 50 tits.
ridge
How about cloacas?
MediaMuerte
I don't want my dick touching alien feces
justGeorge
Actually it is so freaking far away none of us will be seeing it in a thousand life times.
Grunwald
THIS
LordTowel
same
Subsound
I'm still waiting to discover intelligent life on earth
Realnormalhero
Idiot
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Better get off of imgur then
Kylecornsfinger
I’m 12 and this is deep
Subsound
You must be 12 if you expect deep philosophy in 140 characters in a place dedicated to cute animal pictures
blackscienceguy
RIP all humans
SonOfChicken
Discover it in my pants msg me
SouperScott
It takes real talent to burn the entire human race, especially with such comedic timing.
ninjaturnip
Surely the timing of a text based joke is entirely up to the reader?
SouperScott
I suppose that's true.
lnsertgenericusernamehere
Ever notice all the satellites looking for intelligent life are pointed away from earth?
REDF0RMANSF00T
DeathAbuse
JPvc47
Subsound
It's not lazy, it's efficient
Watashay
This is why I believe in reincarnation
Realnormalhero
Why cause a planet might be like ours??????
Watashay
No, because it's not fair that we were born too early to interact with extraterrestrials, yet also too late to explore our own planet
Watashay
Can't be pessimistic about both life and after-life, gotta balance it out and have something to look forward to, right?
notkvothethebloodless
Not even if they have youth regenerative vaginas?
HaikuCarChase
"You're never too old to bang aliens"--Kirk
PoIluticorn
"you're never to old to bang aliens" - Kirk, - Michael Scott
ridge
Get to the ship. We'll bang, okay?
soban
Someone needs to post the gif! I don't have it!
GoodBadGibus
I don't see how Hulk slamming Black Widow is relevant here.
soban
Omg hahaha!
natabus
soban
Yes!
SarcasticComment
But you are at the age where you can zoom across the Earth and bang foreigners. Such things were a dream of 200 years ago.
SarcasticComment
Conditions may apply... and you may be tongue deep into lady with a penis on a beach in Thailand
DarthGibbon
A wet dream.
SarcasticComment
World travel is easier than ever, but people snub the dreams of the seafaring age available today, while bitching about space
SarcasticComment
/2 fun fact. Many in the exploring age, in the past or future, will die terrible deaths in pursuit of the unknown.
mearas
Don't be to sure, you just have to survive till the singularity.
Realnormalhero
The singularity will actually kill everything
mearas
Well, then it is a non-issue.
Chity
Yo stop pretending you're smart, we're just gonna be osmosis Jones
mearas
I realise you're joking, I just wanna make it clear, I am not smart.
mearas
Never pretended I am smart. You really don't have to be smart to know about the singularity, or to be a part of it (eventually).
Chity
Frame, nothing fancy about that.
Chity
A lot of things about me annoy people that talk about it and the terminology used, fact is life consolidates components in its reference
Chity
Yeah I liked the Garrus romance too
ralphwiggles
Liara fo lyfe
ridge
I'd embrace her eternity, if you know what I mean...
ralphwiggles
Chity
sorry that you two lack taste
misterhamtastic
Immortality may be within reach. The brain upload thing may work out.
Realnormalhero
I'mmortaliy is a being not ones and zeros
SunBrolem
I don't trust it. If I upload my brain it won't be ME. It will be something that is, in every way, exactly a copy of me. But it won't be ME.
djsdkdjsk
Unless they find a way to connect your literal brain to a machine. Then you have all your thoughts and self-sense.
ralphwiggles
Somebody played Soma
MeanWinchester
Even if we discovered them this year, and mass effect style we suddenly got FTL travel, it still wouldn't be available to the 'average' >
MeanWinchester
Human for 20+ years, you'd have to be rich or 'specially skilled' to qualify for first contact or exploration missions
TresusIbor
At that point, I'd be less interested in going and more interested in just talking to any that visited Earth.
Xitaris
FTL = Faster than light? Modern physics suggests mathematically that reaching the speed of light is impossible; however, 1/2
Xitaris
it's been proven thru special relativity that time dilates as we approach light speed. While 50 years passed on earth, a person would 2/3
Xitaris
age less than that; depending on how close to light speed they were travelling
ZanarkandAbes
FTL, in Mass Effect terms, is "faster than light travel" which is achieved via special conduits that warp space to get to places instantly.
Xitaris
Oh coool
ZanarkandAbes
So join the military and hope they're hostile. Free space vacation!
TheDairyPope
Don't tell anyone, but I heard they have oil.
ZanarkandAbes
HesGotTwoFirstNames
Does service guarantee citizenship?
ZanarkandAbes
DiscGolfGuru
NASA means to deceive in Hebrew. They lie. Space is fake. We can't leave earth. All ball earth pictures are CGI. NASA even admits it..
Realnormalhero
Do you know what cgi is?
LeaveTheLightOn
wildatheart499
God when did the trolls get so boring. I personally blame Trump he's really lowered the standard for trolls nowadays.
Realnormalhero
Trolls stopped in 2010 get a hobby
LiBearington
Frankly, I blame the jews for all of my life failures. Well, since voting Republican turned me into a Nazi. Still waiting on that armband.
wildatheart499
Wow really I thought republicans were really good with their trump support item delivery times disgusting to hear your still waiting.
LiBearington
I know right?
Schmeckle
Assuming you're not just trolling, can you provide a link to NASA "admitting" that?
LiBearington
They admitted to using Photoshop to clean up celestial pictures, otherwise it's just a black photo.
LiBearington
https://www.space.com/9337-conspiracy-debunked-nasa-photoshops-images-good-reason.html
Schmeckle
Well that's fair, but the guy above said that NASA admitted to all spherical earth photos being manipulated, which sounds unlikely.
LiBearington
Yeah, they don't adjust earth photos. Just the celestial bodies.
VierasMarius
No human alive today will explore distant stars (well, barring successful cryogenics or brain upload). If we send a ship today, maybe 1/2
VierasMarius
2/2 someday the crew's distant descendants will arrive at their destination a couple light-years away. Space is f'ing huge.
Ghobe
Mmm, I wouldn't be surprised if the younger crowd is around then. Especially if they're rich.
merlecorey
and/or barring a discovery like warp travel
ElynaerDeiros
I mean it's still in the cards.
magicalmysterytour
You are the most fun person at any party, I am sure of it
RayMC
I'm pretty sure this is common knowledge by now.
djsdkdjsk
space is depressing. Except when we have literal hyperspace, then it would be cool i guess.
Martinikene
And the people who left 50 years later will already be there before them. Damn it's difficult to know when it will be the true time to leave
BillShatner2
Sounds like Kepler 452b needs some freedom.
Realnormalhero
Down vote for non American.
drunkcat
But I didn't read anything about oil?
SirPorkington
We need to deport all the space mexicans back to their own planet!!
thomasthetankimgurine
Just think, there could be a bunch of evolved cretinous space monkeys on one of those planets fighting over their limited resources.
ImNotAnOrange
Just wait til we find out that there was a repressive global autocracy on that world at the time of this comment
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
Sounds like Kepler 452b needs some conquering.
Bassistwithnolife
And then the Spanish inquisition happens
DrSirSexyLegs
Saturn’s moon Titan has lakes of liquid hydrocarbons and rains liquid methane.
ReachForTheBiscuit
This comment fucking got me, dammit, lmao
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Honestly knowing the American government, we would throw NASA into maximum overdrive and develop a time travelling machine to get there.
jinko82
what does time travel have to do with it? or is that apart of the joke?
kuba913
its far away, would take a lot of time to get there, a time machine would really help.
jinko82
true but a warp drive would be more logical in my opinion. of course im no rocket scientist.
Neirien
It depends if Kepler has oil
superseriouscomments
Yes! Finally some more Lebensrau ... I mean freedom, yes!
SPE825x
ogotai
flack9099
If man ever gets there we are sure to f**k it up.
DontCzechInboxAnyway
Who are the 4 ding dongs who downvoted this??
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Commie bastards
restos
Badger96
Too bad its feckin 1402 light years away.... thats an insane distance
corbynDallas
Just need to find the right stat gate. Don't be such a downer
Goingthedistance
You laugh but we may have to eventually try to go to one of these planets to and attempt to colonize to continue as a species, kind of sad.
Player3hasArrived
FREEDOM DELIVERY!!!
Player3hasArrived
...I hope someone gets my reference...
restos
'Watches 2 teammates get mowed down by my turrets, and another gets crushed by my mech' Worth it.
Player3hasArrived
Who wants a fresh cup of liberTEA?
RichardCraniumTheThird
Well, we’re not yet sure if it has any oil.
MissDashLisa
tell trump it's full of oil
OneEyedWillieWillieBumBum
Cyrakhis
What about that planet made out of diamond, I hear that one needs freedom too
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
BitsofFiction
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
I agree with Kirk. I'm betting there's some oil there!
ashfreddyjason
Emulen
And eagles, people always forget about the eagles
Mechfan
Urge to free rising...
Threadnomancer
RamsesMCMXCI
TheVakarian
If we can just convince Dick Cheney there’s oil there...
Fred18295
Just Add Freedom
Altswang
For Super Earth!!
Apostraphie1217
Crockpotseal
purdhapley
It sounds ripe for growing freedom there. Do they have oil too?
Dericci
Don’t tell Trump all we need is a space wall to add to our budget....
greyspears
Maybe Kepler feels you need the freedom. They have a 1.5 million years head start.
WokeenFenix
Obipan
771058
DO you happen to have any directions to this place?
DarkLordTrump
I heard it has oil.
RM641a
SimonDesrosiers
dennisprager
i think i am gonna write a book called "the earth mans burden" it is the duty of the earth man to thanklessly liberate savage worlds
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Could you imagine if when we got there we where out gunned.
IgniaEternale
Please no. We've repeated this lesson in the past too many times not to learn from it. Let's not break an ecosystem/civilization again?
Zcarsnarl
gundamgreg
I think you meant America 1.1 needs some freedom.
CountRugen
This is sincerely my favorite comment of all time.
stevethegr8t
Phosphorus. For some reason the universe seems to be very lacking in phosphorus except for Earth. It’s essential for life.
ProfessorDumbass
Airborne, AIDS spitting, velociraptors are part of your bonus surprise
SmellOfMonkey
Maybe it's harbouring an oilien
VolkiirKnight
celix24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UTduy7Qkvk8
wizardblizzard
yeah but it would take 72000000 years to get there.
JamesAHarrod
notinitforthepoints
What if it has unobtanium?
gatharen
60% bigger means 60% more oil
ciniscinder
Freedom 35
Dalael
Oh it has oil?
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
Tinkrr
Make Kepler 452b great again!
Greenrangerguy
catscatsyeahcats
This is perfect. You’re perfect.
shithapens
Yeah Kepler b52 needs democracy.
imsulit28
tooo good
Correos
Goddamn it! You win the internet todat
Correos
Today
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
Forever.
MrKibbs
Only if it has oil
DeaconJon
They have oil?
4troll
Careful, their tanks are like 1,5million years more advanced
Johnsnowden
DenitoOoO
Only 1400 light years away!
scotthunts
We need a very long pipeline
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
If it's mass is similar to it's larger size, I'll pass on that mission.
Chemilliam
It’s 1.5 million years older than us. They would defs fuck us up
superseriouscomments
Or they were recently hit by an asteroid and don't know how to control fire or make rocks pointy.
SecondSince
Which means the USA should stay away? By no means the 'most free' nation on Earth. (i get the whole meme-ishness, but i'm tired of it)
TheHK013
Eh I like it but it's definitely just a meme now. America doesn't represent freedom for a while now.
oldelidog
Sour grapes.
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
You just love to ruin everyone else’s fun now don’t you
SecondSince
Eh, it's just not that fun to me. Time to put that meme to pasture imho.
DakotaWolf
J5Bomb
counterintel
mittag
Where is this from?
counterintel
As far as I am concerned it is from Imgur. Otherwise, I've no idea.
Private4160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p4n5wnZ7Cs All I could hear when I read that.
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
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KikiLovesBacon
thank you for the genuine actual out loud laugh from this comment!
HeRulesWithARubberFist
tlouman
I just understood what this meant thanks to the gif
FierceAndAdorable
TheMightyElk
This, omg this.. We should publicize that it's a communist world and we'll be there in boats.
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
Tough to travel there via boat.
TwelveGuage
Tell that to the Vikings I'm sure they've already been there.
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
That’s prolly where the Vikings are actually from.
LimyMage918
mkyner
They need to double NASA's budget every time that gif is posted.
RayMC
pookieeatworld
MidnightAtMandS
Nibbets
My absolute favorite gif
TotallyNotDitto
perfect
12SecondSpidey
I love this gif, but never know what it’s from. Anybody have the source?
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
SanshinDojo
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
SDOMO
SDOMO
PiffTheMagicDildo
They probably exhausted all their natural resources and have moved onto other forms of energy. Which is lucky for us cause then they won’t
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
The moved to the next younger planet, also did you know that the origin of the homo sapiens is not completely known and stays a mystery.
Wookiebutter
Maybe we’re them
FierceAndAdorable
Or did they come here all those years ago?
PiffTheMagicDildo
Ant to give us some freedom because they no longer need oil or gas or anything like that.
ghostrobbie
The likelihood of another sapient species being roughly the exact same point of evolution as ours when we are the most insignificant 1/
ghostrobbie
2/ little blip in the lifetime of the universe is as improbable as it gets.
blaChek
Aliens? WALL
IfYouCheckMyCommentsYouWillNoticeImNotAFunnyGuy
WALL-E
RayMC
Username checks out
Bimgler
Aliens? ROOF
Badger96
OOF
Hybris51129
Better idea:
distortedlens
*Dyson sphere
ICarpeYourDiems
*Space*wall
CaptainKarver
Just you wait till we find out it has oil
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AnAccountToPostThis
Why do you think NASA is looking for life? Where theres life, theres death. Where theres death, theres OIL.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
If the alien species is advanced enough, they would probably laugh and give us all their oil...like a billionaire giving a child a $10 bill
CaptainKarver
W o k e
pareidoliaperson
I hope sometime in the future Americans find their exact selves in a parallel universe. There will be clash of piece!
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
It will be the most peaceful war ever! /s
enterusernamehere25
with it being 1402 light years from earth i dont think we will need oil by the time we get there
HowDenKing
tbf if it had vegetation & sentient life, it'll probably have oil.
levish
IncorrektGramerNazi
*freedoms externally to oil-rich countires*
metascout
HitTheSackJack
And if there's oil there is/was life
Sm9yCg
If it had carbon based life anytime in the past, it has oil. And carbon is one of the most abundant building material, so chances are high
nullbr
Space oil
ButtsMcGee86
More likely they have unobtainium.
IAlwaysUploadDoctorWho
Restart the core?!?!?! Somehow?!?!?!?!?!
BlunderbussVigilante
Just nuke it lol
sylvesPlayer
We should nuke them from orbit its the only way to be sure
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Or a new resource called "plot-devicium"
Ochetellusglaber
deus-ex-machinium is my favorite
BlunderbussVigilante
Just keep your fingers away from tvtropium. Shit's addictive.