Jul 18, 2017 9:44 AM
397102
13201
163
wrekonize24
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
http://imgur.com/E0VIINV.gif
POINTLESSYELLING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SnipSnapCrabAttack
Username does NOT check out. This is a very appropriate point for yelling.
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
A talking fish in an office. Yep, definitely sounds like the worst circle of hell
thebluebox69
I'm thinking more the waiting room to get in
SH4D0WZ0MB1E
Fish was looking out for you. It wasn't your time.
ToxicMolluscinity
*yet
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Kjuhaszzlenozzle
I dreamt my dog was standing by the bed, staring at me, and then said, "Hello". I woke up, and he was standing right where I dreamt him.
Gave me a heckin startle.
stirs
So you were talking with a Pacu? At first glance these things' mouths are super-disorienting:
LizardsInTheSky
Ah yes the snack that smiles back.
hungryforaworldthathurtsless
Do they have deep voices, too?
jalapenoishotforme
It's a gift to experience lucid wild dreams, try to conquer your fear and you can have a conversation with the fish
MandatoryEyeRoll
The really scary part when you semi-jolt awake, but you're still in that paralytic state and it takes all your strength to move your arms.
When i use to have it, i will tell the shadow, in the name of god be gone, and i suddenly feel so light and the room brightens up
Bearsarepeopletoo
I've had sleep paralysis hallucinations. One time I "woke up" not being able to move or breathe hearing mortar shells exploding next to me
I've found this is more likely to happen, when I'm sleeping on my back with my arms at my sides. Especially during a daytime nap.
I thought I was going to die. I could "feel" the explosion shockwaves. I downed a whole bottle of wine in 8 minutes after that
Telharmonius
Hate dreams like that. Dreamed I was an exotic cat once. Then some people shot me with a hypo to put me "down". When I died, I woke up. 1/2
2/2...Scarier than hell. I was so freaked I got up and wrote every detail I could remember of it. Didn't help.
RapCatTheRappingestCat
I had this super realistic dream once where I was just driving along as a passenger in a car. No idea where were going, and 1/2
I eventually realize the drivers had his face turned away the entire time. I tap him on the shoulder and he turns and grabs me 2/3
and puts his face inches from mine. Its like some goat horned demon. He whispers "See you soon" and I woke up screaming. Never forgot it
fashenkna
Great story i love it!
CthulhuBubbles
Holy shit. Hopefully you didn't have anything like it again!
KatTheTimelord
My boyfriend used to have a reoccurring dream of this eyeball. It would travel through the house and in the dream he could see it entering/1
ratfaceddog
http://www.epiclylaterd.com/bros05.jpg
His room in first person.Or it would just be a white room with the eyeball staring at him. He had a lottt of nightmares as a kid. 2/2
tivvybrixx
had one where a girl kept saying when you wake up dont believe them its not real none of it is real. then i woke and had to go to work.
The thing is, I know the girl is right, I just haven't figured out how to navigate this not-real world that demands money for everything 1/
even though it's all a lie...
EmilinRose
NeonArlecchino
If no one else posted it I was going to. Nice memory!
BlackAndWhiteGarlicKnight
"Hi, my name is Fatlip, and this is my friend Sammy the Salmon."
Justineer
"What it do?"
gardenofsushi
Salmon dance :)
SpoonfulOfMoon
What do!
twicetheheart
I had a recurring dream in my teens that I was a traitor in Napoleon's army. Kissed my wife goodbye from my horse, went to war 1/+
and tried to defect. Hid in some caves, they found me and Napoleon himself was so pissed he killed me himself. I felt all the knife stabs 2/
and it lasted forever before I died. btw I'm female
KPopGirlKimi
So like what, you had a memory from a past life as a dream?
No idea. But I have always liked military and French things, could be just subconscious storytelling.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
No. Definitely a past life. Fucken traitor. Get the traitooooor!
I had a dream about a world-ending war, I was a man who was trying to protect his wife and we both hid in the back of some clothing store. >
Watched her get dragged away. I'm a woman. Haha.
Yeah I would much prefer to go back to the ones where young Brad Pitt realizes he loves me.
CeruleanSky1988
had a waking dream once and netflix was paused on my tv and what normally said "are you still watching?" said "we're watching you".
Mournclaw
Heh, I had one really fun waking dream some years ago, I was at a presentation (no idea what it *actually* was) but I remember it looking /1
/2 like the lecturer was teaching us something about dinosaurs and she had a huge yellow halo around her head; It was at a job center so
/3 I kinda doubt it actually was about dinosaurs :D
shoulda jacked it furiously for your audience hahaha
maximuminnovationstevejobs
I was really freaked out by the original comment, then you made me laugh so hard I snotted
i may have a case of mild paranoia...
Should I make a post on the waking dreams/nightmares I've had?
I'd be interested
the crazy thing is it's a reoccurring dream. a few months ago i woke up to some one saying "don't worry, we're still watching."
[deleted]
Why? it's just the single most terrifying experience I've ever had. lol...
ElecTech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
sigruun
i know right
elgato11
You can't read in dreams
It was a waking dream, meaning i woke up looked at my tv and my brain was still partially asleep. I have them about once a month.
ShiftyToaster
Way of talking to us, almost. But who knows.
Well seeing as how we still don't know why we dream in the first place, I would say maybe you can. For all we know it could be our brain's >
SomeRandomArsehole
My belief about dreams are that they are just the brain procrastinating away without conscious control.
Zenitha7229
Does anyone out there have dreams about the same stuff, over and over? Zombie flicks ain't got shit on my dreamscapes. It's terrifying.
Not recurring but one nightmare stuck with me since childhood. Buildings were destroyed and everywhere was burning. Gremlins were
Eating people alive. I remember I was trapped in a building with my brother. Gremlins were pounding at the door to get in. We had to jump
Out of the 20 story tall building from the window. But we were too scared too. Once the gremlins broke through, I jumped out the window
But my brother didn't. I flew out the window and miraculously just gently floated down. My parents were on the ground asking where
Was my brother. And I said, "Leave him." Lol I remember guilt was coming over me and I eventually went back to get him though.
Dollymoo
My childhood nightmare was my porcelain doll following me around. I wouldn't see her move, but she would just...appear and be menacing. 1/
Think of that Sherlock game where they forgot to animate Watson's walk. But the doll looks like me, and I deduced that she was possessed. 2/
Finally, years later, I "cast her out", she fell over, I woke up, never had the dream again. The doll is still in storage tho.
TheAccountOfShame
Sounds like something out of Courage the Cowardly Dog
Lilshadow48
Flamingoid
Great. This is exactly what I was thinking of, and exactly what I hoped nobody would post.
WellThatsOriginal
That's begginer nightmare shit. In my dreams me ex is in the fish tank. Naked. Fuck that's horrible!
VallikDeschain
I like how your response was like, " that's level 1 shit...." made me laugh
sunyudai
I once dreamed that I was a swarm of locusts. The entire swarm. My viewpoint was millions of simultaneous images, like a kaleidoscope. At..
.
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
a wat?
VerityCarlo
I hope you're kidding...
about what
kaleidocope - tube with mirrors inside that makes things look like this: https://ak3.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/11855918/thumb/1.jpg
oh those things never had name for or one I could remember
one point, I wrapped around a farmhouse, and could see all the sides at once.
EnderMoth
Once swarms of locusts are involved you're in prophetic visions territory
If my dreams are prophetic, then we are in for an interesting future, I'll say that much.
what did it look like
Hard to describe. You think of your field of view as flat, right? Imagine that flat field of view being like a piece of paper, and...
yeah
wrapping around the house. I could see all sides, because my view was shaped around it. Now imagine that through stained glass w/...
LoudBirb
sofalips
Thank you. Just... Thank you.
Magicflutefreddie
Wtf is that???
Looks like a budgerigar viewed through a glass of water.
sickhypocrite
it's the reflection of a bird lul
MercDerth
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/191/035/135.png that's a refraction
mordain23
you been waiting long to use that ?
Longer than I waited to reply to this comment.
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
mycatToastwasafatasshole
When I was about 14 I had a series of dreams for a week where I was being hunted down by some demonic presence, and whenever it got to be /1
0MockingBird0
Strangest one I had was walking down a hill where I live. As I'm passing a house notice 2 babies in boxes crying silently under a tree. 1/
2/ Look and them both and hear "demons aren't born, they're made" and the tree lights up in blinding white and I wake up :/
Sounds like the beginning of a great book series!
too much I'd site down where ever I was as pray "Dear Lord, please let me wake up" and I'd wake up. It worked for four dreams straight, /2
until one time it didn't. I just fell to me knees and prayed and nothing happened, and the dream got worse and worse until a voice said /3
"You're not in control now. You don't get to wake up until I say so." .... and then I woke up. /end
Cicilla
Mine haven't been like that, I either lose everything chasing me or it's like I go invisible.
niauropsaka
Which woke you up, proving the voice wrong. :)
wuzzyvear
Tell em, "Pfft! I'm not getting killed by some knock off Freddy Krueger. Get outta my way. I wanna dream about naked people now.".
SingularPing
"It loooks like a legally safe knock off of a 80s horror villain with swords for hands instead of knives."
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Whoa
pauldegraaf
You've been visited by Incubus. Not the band.
Lunavalve
Yuck. No. :/
Maybe he'll come back and tell me why my leg hair was grass some day lol
Heeeeeeeeeeey
Now THAT is disturbing. Literally set a shiver down my spine
Body's literally aching all the time.
After it happened I was disturbed by it for a while, but now that I'm older i mostly remember weird things about the dreams. Like for some/1
ThatTransformersDude
Had a dream where I was dying, came to peace and accepted it was my time. As soon as I closed my eyes, I begun to wake up feeling very calm.
dadudemon
Maybe this is the afterlife, for you. I had a theory, as a kid, that this life actually hell.
Buffy had the same theory
When i was little i had a theory that our world is a limbo of sorts and how we act here seals our fate.
But then that evolved into reincarnation ideas. Now i'm just a crazy cat lady that had too many ideas and can't pick one. *shrug*
Crazy cat lady with brains?
Brains they've usually got aplenty. The ability to interact with other fucking people, I've found, is what usually escapes them.
DutchDebauchery
Hell has really lost its charm
Freakingdoomguy
Nah it's still metal and badassery, at least, last time I checked
ghsdkgb
Well since that daft idiot Crowley took over, the whole thing's gone to the dogs.
TheFlyingSheep
Sounds more like purgatory
noctynight
Budget cuts...
WrongGif
I was promised torture, gimp suits and unsafe words damnit!
confirmsthings
Don't know, that fish sounds p charming.
Easystin
Don't fuck the fish.
I have a tendency to get into fishy situations.
HitlersArtCritic
Well, some people might like being stabbed while chained up in a hot cave, so Hell had to make a more modern take on eternal pain.
TheVakarian
Budget cuts have hit the effects department particularly hard.
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Hah, no more fire
Snarkoleptic
Dunno, now that it has arseface in there, things are getting interesting
His name is Eugene and he's friends with Hitler, but he couldn't thrown in the hole... he couldn't.
Insomnia297
The fam and I used to visit every summer, but the place has really gone down hill. The new attraction? "Waiting in Line" (1)
When I was a kid I couldn't wait to take a swing at "Boiling" or "The Peeler", but those closed down after the masochist incident of '96.(2)
WitnessedSomeTimeAgo
What makes you so sure you woke up?
Lazzarwolf
GET WOKE
Fucking sheeple never wake up.
rubyrubay
That's rude.
MrFuzzer
demobytom
My firend told me she once dreamed she was a picke in a jar. No sight, no feel, just pure consciousness of being a pickle. She said it.. 1/?
yeekee
my feet smell like pickles sometimes
lurkymclurkerson
seductivelyangrypickle
Hey I'm relevant:)
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
I think your friend was smoking salvia
frothingpony
It actually reminds me a lot of the time I smoked salvia
Vizhenan
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE. I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK
smashedfinger
Rickle, if you will.
2thotsandacot
Damn it beat me to the punch, here's your upvote!
.. lasted forever, a blank world with nothing, just her knowing she's a pickle. Till suddenly all ended and she woke up. She said she was2/?
gestaltist
A friend once dreamt he was a window pane in a bus...
So disoriented about time passing, she though it was like weeks or months that she spend asleep.. It was just a sunday nap.. 3/3
DarkNinja2462
Sounds like sleep paralysis
MysteryX95
But did she bounce?
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Sounds like a DMT trip
TrustMeImTheDoctor
I had lengthy dreams like that when I was on a different SSRI medication than I'm on now. Those dreams are one reason why I switched meds.
StRocketScience
I hate those nap dreams
toent
Yesterday i dreamt Seth Rogen became president. At this point it seems like it could happen so didn't question it. Free weed was legislated
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
I had a dream that there was an avalanche while I was waiting for the chair lift. It had pushed everyone on the mountain I to this cave. I
Went I to the Cave to help with the rescue effort. The survivors bodies were broken covered in debris. They were talking to each other
Offering comfort. A second avalanche was triggered. An unstoppable force into a finite space. I knew the rescue was self sacrificing. The
VirtualNaut
Sounds like someone needs church.
filmusic42
Dear fuck...
BidonDhuile
I love those. makes me wonder about what happens when you die. do you dream for what feels like eternity?
SatoriEnlightenment
No.
http://imgur.com/v0rM5kZ
Hammerhead777
You know what happens? You die, your brain stops working, so no, you don't dream for "what feels like an eternity". Nothing deep about it.
If that is what your biology teacher wants you to believe. Sure
anubisfike
Hinduism has oddly, seemingly, predicted some things about how the universe works that we're only learning in the past decade or so. 1/2
GeneralBullshit
Tell me more
Consciousness and thought and feeling and sensation and dreaming and emotions all end.
that is the belief, yes. but have you experienced it truely. No one can say, because no one can see thru the veil.
There might well be something to the whole reincarnation philosophy, not that I'm a believer myself. 2/2
Based on what science?
Or it might be that it's all mathematics and our brains are just so logically wired that it's inevitable that someone "imagines" it.
filthbucketsfullofpuke
Your brain can't dream if youre dead. Its just nothing. Though before you were born, you were nothing. The cycle repeats.
that's where you are wrong. My brain wasn't formed when I was born or before. When you die at an old age your brain is totally formed 1/2
or do you just wake up?
SuperSaiyan3BillyMays
Recommend watching Waking Life ;]
Maybe, you wake up to your *real* form as GODZILLA when you die! Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. :)
oh, I like that. Maybe, I don't know.
DeeBo13
Mind blown.
KandyKeine
Arbok8C
Sometimes I worry that after dying I'd wake up and realize I'm late for an important exam.
You become a pickle.
Pickel Rick!!!
Rakugabi
Maybe you're some weird godly entity tripping balls about the universe, and when you die, everything will ends with you.
I like that. Would make sense
I'm taking you with me, BITCH!
Stormquake
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, MORTY
A PICKLE. DIPPED IN SESCHUAN MULAN SAUCE.
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
TheUSofEh
PICKLE RICK!
imakedadjokesoccasionally
RICKLE!
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
damn is that what a bad trip is likeß
Svantelicious
Sounds like your friend ate some mushrooms, magic mushrooms.
joyouspopsical
Makes sense, dreams distort time, a lot. When I was young I had a dream that was so short it was just 4 seconds of blackness, then I woke 1
up, nine hours later.
garuffthehorse
Sounds like a really weird version of sleep paralysis
TheGuyWithTheMagikarpTattoo
1/2 I once had a dream where my soul was lost for a millennium. (There are more details, but it's a lot to put in a comment). I ended up
2/2 in the body of the recently dead son of a small farming family. When I woke up, I felt lost and confused. It was so strange.
ggonb
PICKLE RICK!!!
awesomazing89
I take a nap after every 3-4 hours of work. Short power naps - 15 mins max. Somehow, each of these feels hours long.
LameclestheLame
Is your friend Rob Schneider after a sex change?
LayceKayse
What does that have to do with this story??
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
IM PICKLE RIIIICK
iDrinkDrano
Once in a fever dream I dreamt I was a math equation. It was awful.
GameMakr24
At least you achieved balance.
Opportunist
WOW.
BillyHalley
An easy one or a difficult one?
SenpaiSunday
he was zero divided by zero
Increasingly difficult. Each time I solved myself I mutated into a more difficult function.
Since he is his mother's child, I'm gonna go with easy
dirtypandaboi
v
Theresaholeintheworldthere
TheBestRussian
Walken is just perfect in these roles.
ComoSeIguana
That movie is so underrated
Kilahti
What film?
The Prophecy
louj2323
NasaPilotJosephCooper
what does the dots do
IMadeThisAccountForButts
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
flyingcatparade
Mangocream
The snack that smiles back I suppose.
Armored0Titan0
Children?
mahargthebear
This didn't even need text
Well, I've conditioned myself to ignore banner ads, so I still almost didn't see it.
Jncat
My ad was fish related too 0_0
reaperhead
I'm eating goldfish right now. Should I be worried?
Superchief86
Gotta love when the random ads are just right
How do you post a screenshot from mobile without having to have the link show?
7wingfly
Using VPN I see. Noice
swinglinered
meet the meat
airandfingers
https://imgur.com/aXpfK3W
thegriffin88
Shit! They're on to us!
InnerBeaner
those rare times where ads...adds to the webpage.
chrisdafish
The snack that smiles back c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶r̶e̶n̶ goldfish
MrStLouis
Ads on Android?! ????
Jackofslayers
No joke that slogan is fucked up
OneCraftyHooker
That's funny, mine is for Mike's Hard lemonade and says "Once a Pun a Time"
motittiesmoproblems
lol mine's the warm hearth, patio and fireplace furnuture sale!
RadioRat
When the top post is better than the OP
PizzaWolf
Children
NAPSTABLOOK22
THANK YOU
pareidoliaperson
You probably googlee "fish with human teeth grinning".
Googled*
BadWolf16
Googlee it
kpramones
That's GOLDen
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
You're still asleep. You've been in a coma for 2 years. We don't know how else to reach you.
DeltaBird
Damn. Please try making some cash sounds or play some porn asmr on my headphones, I'm getting pretty tired of this shit. Worth a try, right?
NewMacbook
Fuck you
KannibalKatt
Well said
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
TooSoonBruv
Gorsh
lncorrectGrammerNazi
What. The. Hyuck.
Shmooferino
Im gonna hyuck you up
HYUCK YOU
JARKB
NonConformistFlamingo
DarkMaster98
LiquidHandSoap
I'M DYING
Sturdycrotch
RIP
I live.
HE'S ALIVE!!! ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVE
mysticalbeard
It's been over an hour, do I need to call emergency services?
gigsra
How'd you post a screen shot as a reply?
Blue5679
Uploaded it to Imgur then linked it?
I have the same problem
Don't even try to help me, I'm way too lazy to actually do it
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
There's a program that lets you upload + link like instantaneously. I used to think my friend was a wizard.
What's the program called?
ShareX
imgur
Alistairetheblu
snipping tool?
Keronin
My favorite part about their slogan is that it ends with "... until you bite their heads off." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNgoWhFs7CM
Brutal
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Wtf this is actually a thing
Yup, I didn't remember it being that long ago (early 2000s according to the video), but those ads were on TV for a while.
This is amazing. Go spread the word post this somewhere.
Ye ok
ReachingForTheStars
Da fuk.. That's a heart attack level nightmare.
Gawky
I once woke from a torture nightmare, iIhad got my underwear caught on a bedpost and had been crushing my own nuts - woke up in real pain
FredRogersIsMySpiritAnimal
http://tekshapers-twt-test.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/1c007f1b377e223ac5bb19eedb978656-450x338.jpg
pollofritoforpresident
I had a dream once where someone jumped off a balcony and right before they hit the ground this voice interrupted and told me 1/2
"Sometimes others commit suicide but, it's your brains that hit the floor." I'll never forget it.
c0okIesan
I sometimes think I'm in a dream and one will wake up knowing nothing about my actual life. ????
Bro same fear!
Diddykongkey
I've had dream where I had to kick Satan in the face and claw my way back to consciousness. Shits freaky in the unconscious world
Lmao
OmnibusLatinName
Pretty common level for me. Most things relate to and occur in "The House". A building that's sometimes different but always familiar. 1
I sleep like shit so it's easy to remember the details for a couple of days. Nothing ever scary, but sometimes anxious. 2
Like, coming to the realization that I'm one week no call no show, stuff like that. Sometimes I wake up laughing, which is nice. 3
Light1108
I had one where I was being chased around by a guy with an axe and claws and no matter what happend I didn't wake up like he threw his 1/?
Most of get the chase around but your seems to take it up a notch.
across the room into my arm and pinned me to the wall then he started to slice up my chest and I didn't wake up and that was the start
and that was one of my more tamed nightmares
Horseymcfaceyface
I once had a dream where I was a small kid in an empty car and a shadow person with red eyes opened the door and begged me to come with him
That's really weird
oh it was nightmarish
Zatary
I cant bring myself to upvote you past 666
fistermatic5000
I had a dream once where there was all kinds of people in my house doing all kinds of drugs, and there was this little girl walking around >
Nope nope nope
flightlessfruit
Are you sure that was a dream and you weren't just high from all kinds of drugs?
Lol you implying he kidnapped a kid and brought her to a hotel?
I mean, it's only kidnapping if he's doing it on purpose, right?
>So I told here "Look, you shouldn't be here" so I took her to a hotel to stay. When I got her in there there was heavy pounding on the >
>door and she said "Please don't leave me." Well I woke the fuck up, and when I went to sleep I was right back in that dream and she said>
>"Oh, thank god you came back."
I would've cried
muhaiminotaur
Woahh...
leinnai
Inception?
glacialbae
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nightmares.png
mimomisu
I have worse, several times a week. It got better in past few years, I have slept for 4 or 5 hours a da for years
Oh man.. That's brutal
it's not much of fun but it's been over a decade now and still find amazing how much people can get used to. And I'm happy it got better
lookingOknaked
Am I fucked up coz I like an occasional nightmare?It shows me how imaginative my subconscious can be,and I have a good laugh in the morning
TheTimeless
I like em too, I usually use them for inspiration to write stories or draw something, keeps things going.
MexicanCatFur
My nightmares are more 5 star horror movie types
ChristYarmolyu
Then it isn't a nightmare...i thought nightmares were dreams that scared you or depressed you, etc. Spundsblike youbjust had a dark dream...
No, that's the correct response.
Is it really a nightmare if you laugh? My nightmares are like, my friends being shoved into meatgrinders and my mom disowning me.
I've had no fear of physical violence or stuff like that for a long long time now and neither nightmares of... You know, my worst /1
/2 nightmares are the ones where I'm the bad guy and really enjoy doing stuff like chasing people to eat their flesh... It fucks me up
/3 every time, waking up feeling guilty like "am I really like this"
lemmonjello
I dunno I had a dream where my girlfriend was possessed and at the end I was convinced the demon went into my body 1/
Time to leave her..
so I looked in a mirror and slit my own throat and as I watched myself die I could see my still possessed girlfriend laughing.
HappyCapybara
That's terrifying.
it was very disturbing
DeadTuesday
I have a couple of locations that re-occur. Freaky houses / flats. I used to forget they existed between dreams. Sleeping soon, goodnight.
That is true for most of us.. We dream what we have witnessed in real life and those that scare us
EnergyFiend
It's a real fish of nightmares: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/06/150624-pacu-fish-new-jersey-lake-testicle-eating-myth/
ItchyItchyshake
If that fish spoke in Morgan Freeman's voice, I'd believe the seriousness of my situation and woke up sweating down my balls.
Mockingbirb
Jabberwotchi
Had a dream where my skin was just thick layers of petals attached to bone and I was digging into my arms pulling moths out, while someone>
>drilled a hole into my head to let them out of my skull...felt weird man....
Never heard that one before
I have somewhat disturbing dreams....
Something deep maybe
I had a dream I was eating a taco but instead of meat or veggies in it, it was filled with worms and kittens (yes tiny kittens)
Iullabee
Too bad nobody added another level to that nightmare by answering with images of this kind of fish : http://imgur.com/SQMcKZh
skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
NO
GrapeGrandma
Pacu Fish! I was about to post the same pic :D
ThroughTheLookingGlass
My so screams WAKE ME UP in the middle of the night. Scares the shit outta me he says it feels if he doesn't wake he never will.
AlgeriaTouchshriek
You ever read the Junji Ito short story/manga The Long Dream? Similar themes
No but i think I'll look it up dreams totally interest me. My bro has night terrors now watching that that's crazy stuff.
Sp00kyVaginosis
Wake me up inside?(I can't wake up)
Aww beat me to it.
fr1080f
I had a recurring dream as a child for several years where I was trapped in a large black room. Every direction I tried to go in I'd fall..
Banzai4ever
Oh god the memories... i had a dream as well that I dreamt at least 10 times in my life... me and my family were chased through
A destroyed city by a giant spider (I am not even that afraid of spiders), and the dream would feel like I slept for days...
Through a hold in the floor and end up back in the same room. It felt like these dreams would last for days even through I'd only sleep for
A couple hours at a time.
if any one know the name of the show I want to know again
Onekindofpisslord
Uh...Wrong comment?
?
You replied to a comment talking about a person's dream in their childhood, asking about a show.
no it was just a 2nd one up here instead of the joining the rest down there
Oh alright
Something something cove?
The one with pirates and shit, they almost diagnosed me autistic for that, said I'd be staring at static for long times...
thats music
randomfan276
It doesn't sound familiar to me but it gives off a Goosebumps vibe. Do you remember if it was an Aussie show? What decade?
it was recent feels recent like 90s or 00s it was like a twlight zone for kids but sacry most of the time
it was a weird mesh of things but it was cool like dr whoesh creepy but not so corny and upfront
but remember it's theme song you'd know it the moemneat you heard it and the intro too was creepying sort of paino with a kid wide eyed
stareing at the you and it was creepy too for a kid I guess
I think it started with F like fringe or something I think it may have been called freak or freaky
Oh, was it Freaky Stories? That show gave me the creeps as a kid.
U ain't the only one. I use to be trapped in school bro.. That shit was never ending
44no44
I've had a recurring "dream" for a lot of years now, of falling through a vast open sky, always either noon or sunset, watching the clouds >
> as I fall away from them. I've never actually looked down, but I know it's just open fields far below. For some reason it always makes me>
>feel melancholy, like I regret falling but am still content it's going to end. I've seen it in dreams and sudden daydream since HS.
sounds like a tv show use to watch on abc here in aus where the kids got stuck in an elavater but for
reason it had been "removed" or something from the world no time no space just nothing and if they step out they be lost in nothing falling
so they ahd to use the tenis balls in the bag throw at the butons that ahd moved into the black void to make it move agai nto another floor
again* to* and after that it wasn't made clear wheter they got back to there world as it was dark and hours past but also they it happend
nononini
Throughout my life, I have repeatedly seen a dark figure in my dreams. But since a few years, it has started to kill me. In our last >
That is legit scary
encounter, I saw myself taking a selfie and then looking at it. On my phone I see the dark figure with a knife around my neck. As soon as I>
realize this, it slits my throat. I wake up after that.
bananularphone
Jesus!
Another time, I was driving a car up a spiraling hill. On each turn, the car speeds up and my heart beats faster. The car then jumps up and>
I wake up with a cold sweat.
toropazzoide
I don't know, I think that fish' voice is hilarious lol
Gayforbae
* voiced by James Earl Jones.
Toetsenbord
Idk why but I feel like the fish had Michael Jackson's voice.
It's probably because it said "super deep voice."
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
ImYourOtherPersonality
Username checks out+1
I didn't even notice, thanks other me
wrekonize24
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
http://imgur.com/E0VIINV.gif
POINTLESSYELLING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SnipSnapCrabAttack
Username does NOT check out. This is a very appropriate point for yelling.
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
A talking fish in an office. Yep, definitely sounds like the worst circle of hell
thebluebox69
I'm thinking more the waiting room to get in
SH4D0WZ0MB1E
Fish was looking out for you. It wasn't your time.
ToxicMolluscinity
*yet
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Kjuhaszzlenozzle
I dreamt my dog was standing by the bed, staring at me, and then said, "Hello". I woke up, and he was standing right where I dreamt him.
Kjuhaszzlenozzle
Gave me a heckin startle.
stirs
So you were talking with a Pacu? At first glance these things' mouths are super-disorienting:
LizardsInTheSky
Ah yes the snack that smiles back.
hungryforaworldthathurtsless
Do they have deep voices, too?
jalapenoishotforme
It's a gift to experience lucid wild dreams, try to conquer your fear and you can have a conversation with the fish
MandatoryEyeRoll
The really scary part when you semi-jolt awake, but you're still in that paralytic state and it takes all your strength to move your arms.
jalapenoishotforme
When i use to have it, i will tell the shadow, in the name of god be gone, and i suddenly feel so light and the room brightens up
Bearsarepeopletoo
I've had sleep paralysis hallucinations. One time I "woke up" not being able to move or breathe hearing mortar shells exploding next to me
MandatoryEyeRoll
I've found this is more likely to happen, when I'm sleeping on my back with my arms at my sides. Especially during a daytime nap.
Bearsarepeopletoo
I thought I was going to die. I could "feel" the explosion shockwaves. I downed a whole bottle of wine in 8 minutes after that
Telharmonius
Hate dreams like that. Dreamed I was an exotic cat once. Then some people shot me with a hypo to put me "down". When I died, I woke up. 1/2
Telharmonius
2/2...Scarier than hell. I was so freaked I got up and wrote every detail I could remember of it. Didn't help.
RapCatTheRappingestCat
I had this super realistic dream once where I was just driving along as a passenger in a car. No idea where were going, and 1/2
RapCatTheRappingestCat
I eventually realize the drivers had his face turned away the entire time. I tap him on the shoulder and he turns and grabs me 2/3
RapCatTheRappingestCat
and puts his face inches from mine. Its like some goat horned demon. He whispers "See you soon" and I woke up screaming. Never forgot it
fashenkna
Great story i love it!
CthulhuBubbles
Holy shit. Hopefully you didn't have anything like it again!
KatTheTimelord
My boyfriend used to have a reoccurring dream of this eyeball. It would travel through the house and in the dream he could see it entering/1
ratfaceddog
http://www.epiclylaterd.com/bros05.jpg
KatTheTimelord
His room in first person.Or it would just be a white room with the eyeball staring at him. He had a lottt of nightmares as a kid. 2/2
tivvybrixx
had one where a girl kept saying when you wake up dont believe them its not real none of it is real. then i woke and had to go to work.
hungryforaworldthathurtsless
The thing is, I know the girl is right, I just haven't figured out how to navigate this not-real world that demands money for everything 1/
hungryforaworldthathurtsless
even though it's all a lie...
EmilinRose
NeonArlecchino
If no one else posted it I was going to. Nice memory!
BlackAndWhiteGarlicKnight
"Hi, my name is Fatlip, and this is my friend Sammy the Salmon."
Justineer
"What it do?"
gardenofsushi
Salmon dance :)
SpoonfulOfMoon
What do!
twicetheheart
I had a recurring dream in my teens that I was a traitor in Napoleon's army. Kissed my wife goodbye from my horse, went to war 1/+
twicetheheart
and tried to defect. Hid in some caves, they found me and Napoleon himself was so pissed he killed me himself. I felt all the knife stabs 2/
twicetheheart
and it lasted forever before I died. btw I'm female
KPopGirlKimi
So like what, you had a memory from a past life as a dream?
twicetheheart
No idea. But I have always liked military and French things, could be just subconscious storytelling.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
No. Definitely a past life. Fucken traitor. Get the traitooooor!
CthulhuBubbles
I had a dream about a world-ending war, I was a man who was trying to protect his wife and we both hid in the back of some clothing store. >
CthulhuBubbles
Watched her get dragged away. I'm a woman. Haha.
twicetheheart
Yeah I would much prefer to go back to the ones where young Brad Pitt realizes he loves me.
CeruleanSky1988
had a waking dream once and netflix was paused on my tv and what normally said "are you still watching?" said "we're watching you".
Mournclaw
Heh, I had one really fun waking dream some years ago, I was at a presentation (no idea what it *actually* was) but I remember it looking /1
Mournclaw
/2 like the lecturer was teaching us something about dinosaurs and she had a huge yellow halo around her head; It was at a job center so
Mournclaw
/3 I kinda doubt it actually was about dinosaurs :D
ToxicMolluscinity
shoulda jacked it furiously for your audience hahaha
maximuminnovationstevejobs
I was really freaked out by the original comment, then you made me laugh so hard I snotted
CeruleanSky1988
i may have a case of mild paranoia...
CeruleanSky1988
Should I make a post on the waking dreams/nightmares I've had?
ISayFuckAllTheTime
I'd be interested
CeruleanSky1988
the crazy thing is it's a reoccurring dream. a few months ago i woke up to some one saying "don't worry, we're still watching."
[deleted]
[deleted]
CeruleanSky1988
Why? it's just the single most terrifying experience I've ever had. lol...
ElecTech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
sigruun
CeruleanSky1988
i know right
elgato11
You can't read in dreams
CeruleanSky1988
It was a waking dream, meaning i woke up looked at my tv and my brain was still partially asleep. I have them about once a month.
ShiftyToaster
Way of talking to us, almost. But who knows.
ShiftyToaster
Well seeing as how we still don't know why we dream in the first place, I would say maybe you can. For all we know it could be our brain's >
SomeRandomArsehole
My belief about dreams are that they are just the brain procrastinating away without conscious control.
Zenitha7229
Does anyone out there have dreams about the same stuff, over and over? Zombie flicks ain't got shit on my dreamscapes. It's terrifying.
KPopGirlKimi
Not recurring but one nightmare stuck with me since childhood. Buildings were destroyed and everywhere was burning. Gremlins were
KPopGirlKimi
Eating people alive. I remember I was trapped in a building with my brother. Gremlins were pounding at the door to get in. We had to jump
KPopGirlKimi
Out of the 20 story tall building from the window. But we were too scared too. Once the gremlins broke through, I jumped out the window
KPopGirlKimi
But my brother didn't. I flew out the window and miraculously just gently floated down. My parents were on the ground asking where
KPopGirlKimi
Was my brother. And I said, "Leave him." Lol I remember guilt was coming over me and I eventually went back to get him though.
Dollymoo
My childhood nightmare was my porcelain doll following me around. I wouldn't see her move, but she would just...appear and be menacing. 1/
Dollymoo
Think of that Sherlock game where they forgot to animate Watson's walk. But the doll looks like me, and I deduced that she was possessed. 2/
Dollymoo
Finally, years later, I "cast her out", she fell over, I woke up, never had the dream again. The doll is still in storage tho.
TheAccountOfShame
Sounds like something out of Courage the Cowardly Dog
Lilshadow48
Flamingoid
Great. This is exactly what I was thinking of, and exactly what I hoped nobody would post.
WellThatsOriginal
That's begginer nightmare shit. In my dreams me ex is in the fish tank. Naked. Fuck that's horrible!
VallikDeschain
I like how your response was like, " that's level 1 shit...." made me laugh
sunyudai
I once dreamed that I was a swarm of locusts. The entire swarm. My viewpoint was millions of simultaneous images, like a kaleidoscope. At..
hungryforaworldthathurtsless
.
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
a wat?
VerityCarlo
I hope you're kidding...
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
about what
sunyudai
kaleidocope - tube with mirrors inside that makes things look like this: https://ak3.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/11855918/thumb/1.jpg
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
oh those things never had name for or one I could remember
sunyudai
one point, I wrapped around a farmhouse, and could see all the sides at once.
EnderMoth
Once swarms of locusts are involved you're in prophetic visions territory
sunyudai
If my dreams are prophetic, then we are in for an interesting future, I'll say that much.
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
what did it look like
sunyudai
Hard to describe. You think of your field of view as flat, right? Imagine that flat field of view being like a piece of paper, and...
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
yeah
sunyudai
wrapping around the house. I could see all sides, because my view was shaped around it. Now imagine that through stained glass w/...
LoudBirb
sofalips
Thank you. Just... Thank you.
Magicflutefreddie
Wtf is that???
ElecTech
Looks like a budgerigar viewed through a glass of water.
sickhypocrite
it's the reflection of a bird lul
MercDerth
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/191/035/135.png that's a refraction
mordain23
you been waiting long to use that ?
LoudBirb
Longer than I waited to reply to this comment.
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
mycatToastwasafatasshole
When I was about 14 I had a series of dreams for a week where I was being hunted down by some demonic presence, and whenever it got to be /1
0MockingBird0
Strangest one I had was walking down a hill where I live. As I'm passing a house notice 2 babies in boxes crying silently under a tree. 1/
0MockingBird0
2/ Look and them both and hear "demons aren't born, they're made" and the tree lights up in blinding white and I wake up :/
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Sounds like the beginning of a great book series!
mycatToastwasafatasshole
too much I'd site down where ever I was as pray "Dear Lord, please let me wake up" and I'd wake up. It worked for four dreams straight, /2
mycatToastwasafatasshole
until one time it didn't. I just fell to me knees and prayed and nothing happened, and the dream got worse and worse until a voice said /3
mycatToastwasafatasshole
"You're not in control now. You don't get to wake up until I say so." .... and then I woke up. /end
Cicilla
Mine haven't been like that, I either lose everything chasing me or it's like I go invisible.
niauropsaka
Which woke you up, proving the voice wrong. :)
wuzzyvear
Tell em, "Pfft! I'm not getting killed by some knock off Freddy Krueger. Get outta my way. I wanna dream about naked people now.".
SingularPing
"It loooks like a legally safe knock off of a 80s horror villain with swords for hands instead of knives."
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Whoa
pauldegraaf
You've been visited by Incubus. Not the band.
Lunavalve
Yuck. No. :/
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Maybe he'll come back and tell me why my leg hair was grass some day lol
Heeeeeeeeeeey
Now THAT is disturbing. Literally set a shiver down my spine
ratfaceddog
Body's literally aching all the time.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
After it happened I was disturbed by it for a while, but now that I'm older i mostly remember weird things about the dreams. Like for some/1
ThatTransformersDude
Had a dream where I was dying, came to peace and accepted it was my time. As soon as I closed my eyes, I begun to wake up feeling very calm.
dadudemon
Maybe this is the afterlife, for you. I had a theory, as a kid, that this life actually hell.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Buffy had the same theory
Lunavalve
When i was little i had a theory that our world is a limbo of sorts and how we act here seals our fate.
Lunavalve
But then that evolved into reincarnation ideas. Now i'm just a crazy cat lady that had too many ideas and can't pick one. *shrug*
dadudemon
Crazy cat lady with brains?
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Brains they've usually got aplenty. The ability to interact with other fucking people, I've found, is what usually escapes them.
DutchDebauchery
Hell has really lost its charm
Freakingdoomguy
Nah it's still metal and badassery, at least, last time I checked
ghsdkgb
Well since that daft idiot Crowley took over, the whole thing's gone to the dogs.
TheFlyingSheep
Sounds more like purgatory
noctynight
Budget cuts...
WrongGif
I was promised torture, gimp suits and unsafe words damnit!
confirmsthings
Don't know, that fish sounds p charming.
Easystin
Don't fuck the fish.
confirmsthings
I have a tendency to get into fishy situations.
HitlersArtCritic
Well, some people might like being stabbed while chained up in a hot cave, so Hell had to make a more modern take on eternal pain.
TheVakarian
Budget cuts have hit the effects department particularly hard.
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Hah, no more fire
Snarkoleptic
Dunno, now that it has arseface in there, things are getting interesting
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
His name is Eugene and he's friends with Hitler, but he couldn't thrown in the hole... he couldn't.
Insomnia297
The fam and I used to visit every summer, but the place has really gone down hill. The new attraction? "Waiting in Line" (1)
Insomnia297
When I was a kid I couldn't wait to take a swing at "Boiling" or "The Peeler", but those closed down after the masochist incident of '96.(2)
WitnessedSomeTimeAgo
What makes you so sure you woke up?
Lazzarwolf
GET WOKE
Insomnia297
Fucking sheeple never wake up.
rubyrubay
That's rude.
MrFuzzer
That's rude.
demobytom
My firend told me she once dreamed she was a picke in a jar. No sight, no feel, just pure consciousness of being a pickle. She said it.. 1/?
yeekee
my feet smell like pickles sometimes
lurkymclurkerson
seductivelyangrypickle
Hey I'm relevant:)
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
I think your friend was smoking salvia
frothingpony
It actually reminds me a lot of the time I smoked salvia
Vizhenan
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE. I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK
smashedfinger
Rickle, if you will.
2thotsandacot
Damn it beat me to the punch, here's your upvote!
demobytom
.. lasted forever, a blank world with nothing, just her knowing she's a pickle. Till suddenly all ended and she woke up. She said she was2/?
gestaltist
A friend once dreamt he was a window pane in a bus...
demobytom
So disoriented about time passing, she though it was like weeks or months that she spend asleep.. It was just a sunday nap.. 3/3
DarkNinja2462
Sounds like sleep paralysis
MysteryX95
But did she bounce?
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Sounds like a DMT trip
TrustMeImTheDoctor
I had lengthy dreams like that when I was on a different SSRI medication than I'm on now. Those dreams are one reason why I switched meds.
StRocketScience
I hate those nap dreams
toent
Yesterday i dreamt Seth Rogen became president. At this point it seems like it could happen so didn't question it. Free weed was legislated
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
I had a dream that there was an avalanche while I was waiting for the chair lift. It had pushed everyone on the mountain I to this cave. I
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Went I to the Cave to help with the rescue effort. The survivors bodies were broken covered in debris. They were talking to each other
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Offering comfort. A second avalanche was triggered. An unstoppable force into a finite space. I knew the rescue was self sacrificing. The
VirtualNaut
Sounds like someone needs church.
filmusic42
Dear fuck...
BidonDhuile
I love those. makes me wonder about what happens when you die. do you dream for what feels like eternity?
SatoriEnlightenment
No.
BidonDhuile
http://imgur.com/v0rM5kZ
Hammerhead777
You know what happens? You die, your brain stops working, so no, you don't dream for "what feels like an eternity". Nothing deep about it.
BidonDhuile
If that is what your biology teacher wants you to believe. Sure
anubisfike
Hinduism has oddly, seemingly, predicted some things about how the universe works that we're only learning in the past decade or so. 1/2
GeneralBullshit
Tell me more
SatoriEnlightenment
Consciousness and thought and feeling and sensation and dreaming and emotions all end.
BidonDhuile
that is the belief, yes. but have you experienced it truely. No one can say, because no one can see thru the veil.
anubisfike
There might well be something to the whole reincarnation philosophy, not that I'm a believer myself. 2/2
SatoriEnlightenment
Based on what science?
anubisfike
Or it might be that it's all mathematics and our brains are just so logically wired that it's inevitable that someone "imagines" it.
filthbucketsfullofpuke
Your brain can't dream if youre dead. Its just nothing. Though before you were born, you were nothing. The cycle repeats.
BidonDhuile
that's where you are wrong. My brain wasn't formed when I was born or before. When you die at an old age your brain is totally formed 1/2
demobytom
or do you just wake up?
SuperSaiyan3BillyMays
Recommend watching Waking Life ;]
ToxicMolluscinity
Maybe, you wake up to your *real* form as GODZILLA when you die! Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. :)
BidonDhuile
oh, I like that. Maybe, I don't know.
DeeBo13
Mind blown.
KandyKeine
Arbok8C
Sometimes I worry that after dying I'd wake up and realize I'm late for an important exam.
SomeRandomArsehole
You become a pickle.
BidonDhuile
Pickel Rick!!!
Rakugabi
Maybe you're some weird godly entity tripping balls about the universe, and when you die, everything will ends with you.
BidonDhuile
I like that. Would make sense
BidonDhuile
I'm taking you with me, BITCH!
Stormquake
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, MORTY
SatoriEnlightenment
A PICKLE. DIPPED IN SESCHUAN MULAN SAUCE.
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
TheUSofEh
PICKLE RICK!
imakedadjokesoccasionally
RICKLE!
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
damn is that what a bad trip is likeß
Svantelicious
Sounds like your friend ate some mushrooms, magic mushrooms.
joyouspopsical
Makes sense, dreams distort time, a lot. When I was young I had a dream that was so short it was just 4 seconds of blackness, then I woke 1
joyouspopsical
up, nine hours later.
garuffthehorse
Sounds like a really weird version of sleep paralysis
TheGuyWithTheMagikarpTattoo
1/2 I once had a dream where my soul was lost for a millennium. (There are more details, but it's a lot to put in a comment). I ended up
TheGuyWithTheMagikarpTattoo
2/2 in the body of the recently dead son of a small farming family. When I woke up, I felt lost and confused. It was so strange.
ggonb
PICKLE RICK!!!
awesomazing89
I take a nap after every 3-4 hours of work. Short power naps - 15 mins max. Somehow, each of these feels hours long.
LameclestheLame
Is your friend Rob Schneider after a sex change?
LayceKayse
What does that have to do with this story??
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
IM PICKLE RIIIICK
iDrinkDrano
Once in a fever dream I dreamt I was a math equation. It was awful.
GameMakr24
At least you achieved balance.
Opportunist
WOW.
BillyHalley
An easy one or a difficult one?
SenpaiSunday
he was zero divided by zero
iDrinkDrano
Increasingly difficult. Each time I solved myself I mutated into a more difficult function.
GeneralBullshit
Since he is his mother's child, I'm gonna go with easy
dirtypandaboi
Theresaholeintheworldthere
.
TheBestRussian
Walken is just perfect in these roles.
ComoSeIguana
That movie is so underrated
Kilahti
What film?
ComoSeIguana
The Prophecy
louj2323
.
NasaPilotJosephCooper
what does the dots do
IMadeThisAccountForButts
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
flyingcatparade
.
Mangocream
The snack that smiles back I suppose.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Armored0Titan0
Children?
mahargthebear
This didn't even need text
GameMakr24
Well, I've conditioned myself to ignore banner ads, so I still almost didn't see it.
Jncat
My ad was fish related too 0_0
reaperhead
I'm eating goldfish right now. Should I be worried?
Superchief86
Gotta love when the random ads are just right
KPopGirlKimi
How do you post a screenshot from mobile without having to have the link show?
7wingfly
Using VPN I see. Noice
swinglinered
meet the meat
airandfingers
https://imgur.com/aXpfK3W
thegriffin88
Shit! They're on to us!
InnerBeaner
those rare times where ads...adds to the webpage.
chrisdafish
The snack that smiles back c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶r̶e̶n̶ goldfish
MrStLouis
Ads on Android?! ????
Jackofslayers
No joke that slogan is fucked up
OneCraftyHooker
That's funny, mine is for Mike's Hard lemonade and says "Once a Pun a Time"
motittiesmoproblems
lol mine's the warm hearth, patio and fireplace furnuture sale!
RadioRat
When the top post is better than the OP
PizzaWolf
Children
NAPSTABLOOK22
THANK YOU
pareidoliaperson
You probably googlee "fish with human teeth grinning".
pareidoliaperson
Googled*
BadWolf16
Googlee it
kpramones
That's GOLDen
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
You're still asleep. You've been in a coma for 2 years. We don't know how else to reach you.
DeltaBird
Mournclaw
Damn. Please try making some cash sounds or play some porn asmr on my headphones, I'm getting pretty tired of this shit. Worth a try, right?
NewMacbook
Fuck you
KannibalKatt
Well said
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
TooSoonBruv
Gorsh
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
lncorrectGrammerNazi
What. The. Hyuck.
Shmooferino
Im gonna hyuck you up
BadWolf16
HYUCK YOU
JARKB
NonConformistFlamingo
DarkMaster98
LiquidHandSoap
I'M DYING
Sturdycrotch
RIP
LiquidHandSoap
I live.
BadWolf16
HE'S ALIVE!!! ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVE
mysticalbeard
It's been over an hour, do I need to call emergency services?
gigsra
How'd you post a screen shot as a reply?
Blue5679
Uploaded it to Imgur then linked it?
BadWolf16
I have the same problem
BadWolf16
Don't even try to help me, I'm way too lazy to actually do it
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
There's a program that lets you upload + link like instantaneously. I used to think my friend was a wizard.
KPopGirlKimi
What's the program called?
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
ShareX
motittiesmoproblems
imgur
Alistairetheblu
snipping tool?
Keronin
My favorite part about their slogan is that it ends with "... until you bite their heads off." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNgoWhFs7CM
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Brutal
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Wtf this is actually a thing
Keronin
Yup, I didn't remember it being that long ago (early 2000s according to the video), but those ads were on TV for a while.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
This is amazing. Go spread the word post this somewhere.
BadWolf16
Ye ok
ReachingForTheStars
Da fuk.. That's a heart attack level nightmare.
Gawky
I once woke from a torture nightmare, iIhad got my underwear caught on a bedpost and had been crushing my own nuts - woke up in real pain
FredRogersIsMySpiritAnimal
http://tekshapers-twt-test.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/1c007f1b377e223ac5bb19eedb978656-450x338.jpg
pollofritoforpresident
I had a dream once where someone jumped off a balcony and right before they hit the ground this voice interrupted and told me 1/2
pollofritoforpresident
"Sometimes others commit suicide but, it's your brains that hit the floor." I'll never forget it.
c0okIesan
I sometimes think I'm in a dream and one will wake up knowing nothing about my actual life. ????
ReachingForTheStars
Bro same fear!
Diddykongkey
I've had dream where I had to kick Satan in the face and claw my way back to consciousness. Shits freaky in the unconscious world
ReachingForTheStars
Lmao
OmnibusLatinName
Pretty common level for me. Most things relate to and occur in "The House". A building that's sometimes different but always familiar. 1
OmnibusLatinName
I sleep like shit so it's easy to remember the details for a couple of days. Nothing ever scary, but sometimes anxious. 2
OmnibusLatinName
Like, coming to the realization that I'm one week no call no show, stuff like that. Sometimes I wake up laughing, which is nice. 3
Light1108
I had one where I was being chased around by a guy with an axe and claws and no matter what happend I didn't wake up like he threw his 1/?
ReachingForTheStars
Most of get the chase around but your seems to take it up a notch.
Light1108
across the room into my arm and pinned me to the wall then he started to slice up my chest and I didn't wake up and that was the start
Light1108
and that was one of my more tamed nightmares
Horseymcfaceyface
I once had a dream where I was a small kid in an empty car and a shadow person with red eyes opened the door and begged me to come with him
ReachingForTheStars
That's really weird
Horseymcfaceyface
oh it was nightmarish
Zatary
I cant bring myself to upvote you past 666
fistermatic5000
I had a dream once where there was all kinds of people in my house doing all kinds of drugs, and there was this little girl walking around >
ReachingForTheStars
Nope nope nope
flightlessfruit
Are you sure that was a dream and you weren't just high from all kinds of drugs?
KPopGirlKimi
Lol you implying he kidnapped a kid and brought her to a hotel?
flightlessfruit
I mean, it's only kidnapping if he's doing it on purpose, right?
fistermatic5000
>So I told here "Look, you shouldn't be here" so I took her to a hotel to stay. When I got her in there there was heavy pounding on the >
fistermatic5000
>door and she said "Please don't leave me." Well I woke the fuck up, and when I went to sleep I was right back in that dream and she said>
fistermatic5000
>"Oh, thank god you came back."
chrisdafish
I would've cried
muhaiminotaur
Woahh...
leinnai
Inception?
glacialbae
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nightmares.png
mimomisu
I have worse, several times a week. It got better in past few years, I have slept for 4 or 5 hours a da for years
ReachingForTheStars
Oh man.. That's brutal
mimomisu
it's not much of fun but it's been over a decade now and still find amazing how much people can get used to. And I'm happy it got better
lookingOknaked
Am I fucked up coz I like an occasional nightmare?It shows me how imaginative my subconscious can be,and I have a good laugh in the morning
TheTimeless
I like em too, I usually use them for inspiration to write stories or draw something, keeps things going.
MexicanCatFur
My nightmares are more 5 star horror movie types
ChristYarmolyu
Then it isn't a nightmare...i thought nightmares were dreams that scared you or depressed you, etc. Spundsblike youbjust had a dark dream...
sunyudai
No, that's the correct response.
iDrinkDrano
Is it really a nightmare if you laugh? My nightmares are like, my friends being shoved into meatgrinders and my mom disowning me.
Mournclaw
I've had no fear of physical violence or stuff like that for a long long time now and neither nightmares of... You know, my worst /1
Mournclaw
/2 nightmares are the ones where I'm the bad guy and really enjoy doing stuff like chasing people to eat their flesh... It fucks me up
Mournclaw
/3 every time, waking up feeling guilty like "am I really like this"
lemmonjello
I dunno I had a dream where my girlfriend was possessed and at the end I was convinced the demon went into my body 1/
ReachingForTheStars
Time to leave her..
lemmonjello
so I looked in a mirror and slit my own throat and as I watched myself die I could see my still possessed girlfriend laughing.
HappyCapybara
That's terrifying.
lemmonjello
it was very disturbing
DeadTuesday
I have a couple of locations that re-occur. Freaky houses / flats. I used to forget they existed between dreams. Sleeping soon, goodnight.
ReachingForTheStars
That is true for most of us.. We dream what we have witnessed in real life and those that scare us
EnergyFiend
It's a real fish of nightmares: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/06/150624-pacu-fish-new-jersey-lake-testicle-eating-myth/
ItchyItchyshake
If that fish spoke in Morgan Freeman's voice, I'd believe the seriousness of my situation and woke up sweating down my balls.
Mockingbirb
Jabberwotchi
Had a dream where my skin was just thick layers of petals attached to bone and I was digging into my arms pulling moths out, while someone>
Jabberwotchi
>drilled a hole into my head to let them out of my skull...felt weird man....
ReachingForTheStars
Never heard that one before
Jabberwotchi
I have somewhat disturbing dreams....
ReachingForTheStars
Something deep maybe
Jabberwotchi
I had a dream I was eating a taco but instead of meat or veggies in it, it was filled with worms and kittens (yes tiny kittens)
Iullabee
Too bad nobody added another level to that nightmare by answering with images of this kind of fish : http://imgur.com/SQMcKZh
skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
NO
GrapeGrandma
Pacu Fish! I was about to post the same pic :D
ThroughTheLookingGlass
My so screams WAKE ME UP in the middle of the night. Scares the shit outta me he says it feels if he doesn't wake he never will.
AlgeriaTouchshriek
You ever read the Junji Ito short story/manga The Long Dream? Similar themes
ThroughTheLookingGlass
No but i think I'll look it up dreams totally interest me. My bro has night terrors now watching that that's crazy stuff.
Sp00kyVaginosis
Wake me up inside?(I can't wake up)
lemmonjello
Aww beat me to it.
fr1080f
I had a recurring dream as a child for several years where I was trapped in a large black room. Every direction I tried to go in I'd fall..
Banzai4ever
Oh god the memories... i had a dream as well that I dreamt at least 10 times in my life... me and my family were chased through
Banzai4ever
A destroyed city by a giant spider (I am not even that afraid of spiders), and the dream would feel like I slept for days...
fr1080f
Through a hold in the floor and end up back in the same room. It felt like these dreams would last for days even through I'd only sleep for
fr1080f
A couple hours at a time.
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
if any one know the name of the show I want to know again
Onekindofpisslord
Uh...Wrong comment?
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
?
Onekindofpisslord
You replied to a comment talking about a person's dream in their childhood, asking about a show.
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
no it was just a 2nd one up here instead of the joining the rest down there
Onekindofpisslord
Oh alright
Mournclaw
Something something cove?
Mournclaw
The one with pirates and shit, they almost diagnosed me autistic for that, said I'd be staring at static for long times...
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
thats music
randomfan276
It doesn't sound familiar to me but it gives off a Goosebumps vibe. Do you remember if it was an Aussie show? What decade?
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
it was recent feels recent like 90s or 00s it was like a twlight zone for kids but sacry most of the time
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
it was a weird mesh of things but it was cool like dr whoesh creepy but not so corny and upfront
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
but remember it's theme song you'd know it the moemneat you heard it and the intro too was creepying sort of paino with a kid wide eyed
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
stareing at the you and it was creepy too for a kid I guess
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
I think it started with F like fringe or something I think it may have been called freak or freaky
randomfan276
Oh, was it Freaky Stories? That show gave me the creeps as a kid.
ReachingForTheStars
U ain't the only one. I use to be trapped in school bro.. That shit was never ending
44no44
I've had a recurring "dream" for a lot of years now, of falling through a vast open sky, always either noon or sunset, watching the clouds >
44no44
> as I fall away from them. I've never actually looked down, but I know it's just open fields far below. For some reason it always makes me>
44no44
>feel melancholy, like I regret falling but am still content it's going to end. I've seen it in dreams and sudden daydream since HS.
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
sounds like a tv show use to watch on abc here in aus where the kids got stuck in an elavater but for
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
reason it had been "removed" or something from the world no time no space just nothing and if they step out they be lost in nothing falling
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
so they ahd to use the tenis balls in the bag throw at the butons that ahd moved into the black void to make it move agai nto another floor
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
again* to* and after that it wasn't made clear wheter they got back to there world as it was dark and hours past but also they it happend
nononini
Throughout my life, I have repeatedly seen a dark figure in my dreams. But since a few years, it has started to kill me. In our last >
ReachingForTheStars
That is legit scary
nononini
encounter, I saw myself taking a selfie and then looking at it. On my phone I see the dark figure with a knife around my neck. As soon as I>
nononini
realize this, it slits my throat. I wake up after that.
bananularphone
Jesus!
nononini
Another time, I was driving a car up a spiraling hill. On each turn, the car speeds up and my heart beats faster. The car then jumps up and>
nononini
I wake up with a cold sweat.
toropazzoide
I don't know, I think that fish' voice is hilarious lol
Gayforbae
* voiced by James Earl Jones.
Toetsenbord
Idk why but I feel like the fish had Michael Jackson's voice.
ratfaceddog
It's probably because it said "super deep voice."
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
ImYourOtherPersonality
Username checks out+1
toropazzoide
I didn't even notice, thanks other me