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Apr 26, 2018 12:20 PM

JonathanSEVEN70

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Yes! Be a master builder

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*pounding on door* FBI OPEN UP!!!!

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where is this image from? because i don't think they've ever shown Slanesh canonical appearance due to the whole absolute beauty thing.

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Heresy knows no bounds, guardsman. =I=

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Jesus christ, how about an NSFW tag next time?

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In 45 years of playing with legos, how have I never thought of this?

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because it's fucking heresy

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Lemme blow your mind then https://swooshable.com/snot

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Okay, I hate you. Plus one. If I could I’d give you another for the ice cream cones

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Because you don't defy nature and God like the degenerate that is OP

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I need an adult

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I am an adult

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Lego fanatic here. Nothing illegal about this technique, it’s just not very sturdy. There are better ways.

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What's the best way? Or at least a better way?

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A series of pulley wheels capped with open stud 1x1 round plates, to accommodate the axle pins. Has clutch, only 4 plates thick instead of 6

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*yoink

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I'm stealing this

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Why would it be illegal?

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"Illegal" building techniques are ways of connecting Lego bricks that Lego doesn't use in official sets due to them causing stress on the >

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< plastic. You're free to use these techniques yourself, but they don't promote them as it may lead to warping or cracking.

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Illegal techniques can permanently damage the bricks and/or result in connections that are either way too stiff or way too lose.

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It goes against LEGO's design principles.

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Lego has blocks that do this. This isn't against the design principles as far as I know them.

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But if you do this you don't have to pay $60 for another kit that has the parts. Ergo, against their principles.

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Its not about what the brics do, but how it is done. Joining bricks in this manner is against their design principles.

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What is this heresy?

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blackmarket upgrades

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This is megabloks level heresy.

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oi mega bloks shitting on lego rn. so much detail and cheaper.

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You know why they're cheaper? Bc they have inferior plastic, machine tolerances, color, & quality. In shoet: hey are objectively WAY worse

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eh thats you. i LIKE bolth tbh but mega bloks has was better detail.

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Yeah nah mate. Chatting shit there. Cheap doesn't always mean good. How many megablocks will still fit into new bricks in 50 years?

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*memestealing intensifies*

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Ah, hello Mr. Everchosen. Didn't know you liked Imgur.

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by the emperor

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Screw you, it's for the Greater Good!

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HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS

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Too busy mingling with heretics!

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i mean youre not wrong

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I’ve built Lego my entire life WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS?!

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This is not mentioned in the instructions - you are clearly a follower. Be at peace

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Exactly! It makes me so angry that I didn't know you could do this when I was still a child.

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Who says you have to be a child to build Lego?

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Because you were not a heretic.

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Not sure what use this would have. Maybe some asymmetric spaceship that splits down the middle? https://i.gifer.com/JLj.mp4

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You know those really mind-blowing models that get posted every now and then? All of them are full of stuff like this.

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Lol why is he white?

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Probably the image was made by 4chan

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As close as i can get to a visual representation

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As long as those axles are LEGO that is legit.

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Technic/Bionicle, it's fine.

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Yeah - there's no glue, it's totally legal.

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Lego "master builders" (their term for set designers) have rules they have to follow on assembly techniques and safety.

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Yeah, the rules just say it can't be under constant tension. If they were the round pegs, it would be illegal, but these would be loose.

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¿¡Qué?!?

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please link these "rules" you mention...

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What rules? Where are these rules?

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♪ When you just turned black and you can't switch back ♪

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the Elders Of Lego set them, don't you get the yearly proclamations?

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I fell into disgrace after I said that the old brick separator was better because you could use two at once to separate very small bricks.

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What old brick separator? Your teeth?

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They aren't rules YOU have to flow, they're guidelines that official sets need to comply to in order to avoid breakage.

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but isn't 'constant tension' exactly how Lego's work?

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That's how I work

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Tension is a pulling force. Compression is the opposite.

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Does not the male cause tension on the female end when inserted?........ Giggity.

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'Constant tension' is how my girlfriend feels about me having Lego models in the living room.

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as she should

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I let my BF have whatever sets he wants in the living room as long as he dusts them. I am not saying no to a 90cm Imperial Star Destroyer.

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yeah right, "90 cm"

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AND THIS HERETIC

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I'mma steal that.

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Then you should have your lego-building license removed. Imagination goes beyond what is known.

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So where you been since that thing with the beast?

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Where is the codex! - Zod

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I sure do love me some Robust Guile Man.

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that means a man who is tough and wise, I think you mean Rowboat Girly Man

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Somebody explain please?

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They be more like guidelines

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*PURGING WITG MY KIIINNNNN! intensifies *

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So all I had to do was the not-legion-building thing? And I didn't have to actually read the book? This makes me... angry.

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oh really? have you heard of our lord and saviour, Khorne, for whom we sacrifice our blood and to who we offer the skulls of our enemies?

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Milk for the Khorne flakes!

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I'm loving that more and more RvB gifs have made it to Imgur

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Still not enough

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Is it worth watching ?? I'm kinda on the fence at the moment ...

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The first season is real hit-or-miss, but it gets way better after that. You kinda have to watch S1 though, it sets up a lot of stuff later.

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Everything till the end of Season 8 is fantastic. After that, it's best to check out, it got WEIRD.

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the first season might be my favorite thing on the internet it comes and goes after that but is still solid.

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It’s slow at first but gets very good

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Very entertaining. It starts out slow but eventually develops into a story on par with Halo’s story. Plus each episode is short and on YT

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First seven seasons are some of the best comedy the Internet has ever produced. After season five, they started to focus more on plot, ~

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~ and the comedy isn’t as good, but there’s always lots of great jokes each season. Really excited for season sixteen, which is coming out ~

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~ now on Rooster Teeth’s site. It seems they’re making this season less about a grand adventure and more about the gang, which is gold.

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It was a riot sixteen years ago when Halo came out.

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Mods always removing The GIF but they let this shit stay?

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What’s the gif?

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Hulk looks at black widow and grins, black widow looks nervous, then a cut-in, slightly color-edited porn clip of ass getting ruined.

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Conflict: "Always upvote Lego", but "Always downvote heretics".

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Upvote me please. Thanks.

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then leave it: -1+1=0

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DID SOMEBODY SAY HERETICS?!

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This is not heretical, it uses no non-lego parts. If they were using dowel rods or k'nex, then we'd have a problem.

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The only way to win is not to play.

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Favorite and downvote

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Tipping point should be "Always downvote begged upvotes."

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or "This will die in usersub," unless it's Kylecorn

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yea but you read the second one last, so it counts#

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You want heresy? *clears throats*Kiddicraft.

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Oh that's not a conflict its a writing error. You forgot a ';' on line 319.

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Beep boop, time for a patch! Hope the User has saved his progress, because here we g-

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Am unstoppable force and immovable object would pass through one another.

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@UserMCP I do not always upvote Lego.

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Behold! My collection of Lego manufactured heretical pieces, all original

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Really? A tablet for reverse side? Have you ever heard of mirrors?

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I grabbed what was immediately available at the time.

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TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE DOUBLE SIDED ONES! WHAT SET!? Please?

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I need those plates!

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They came from a collection I bought off an older kid in the late 80’s

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The double-sided plates are actually from Tyco; I had several of their sets when I was a wee tyke. They are not Lego plate-thickness.

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The double-anti-stud ones are actually half a brick thick (as most of Tyco's plates were), and the double-stud ones are some weird fraction.

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Now I am angry at @nclu for lying about a much needed piece.

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Don't be angry, I'm sure he didn't know. They're second-hand, after all.

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Favorite. It's like getting upvoted but without the satisfaction

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Favorite doesn't auto-upvote anymore. Hasn't for a while.

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Exactly

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I always wondered why they would bother changing that. This is why

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