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Borgund Stave Church
Barn In Valldal
Bridge Over Låtefossen Waterfall
Ancient Road Vindhellavegen
Renndølsetra
Natural Swimming Pool In The Forest
Under The Aurora
At The End Of The World, Tjome
Kvednafossen Waterfall In Norway
Old Farmhouses
jimothybob
These Skyrim mods are getting out of control.
laurastars
I'm pretty sure that first one is The Burrow ...
SteelHamerhands
#1 Do you want Grendels? Because that's how you get Grendels.
Elementaris
Looking at Norway while listening to Viking Metal. It fits.
Whitehotghost
As a Nord, I feel pride swelling deep within. My homeland forged the gods of yore.
andkorn
Now do Valhalla.
potatoesdid911
Skyrim mods are getting out of hand
RandomTechpriest
These Skyrim mods are getting out of hand
Teshno
Elder Scrolls VI is looking pretty good.
billybil
Beautiful. Thanks. Even if some of them are enhanced I appreciate the beauty and magic.
AMaristuen
I work as a guide in Borgund Stave-Church, makes me so happy to see it on a page like this!
fartalert
Heldiggris!
Sovoks
as a Venezuelan, this is heaven on earth.
cajuncatdaddy
I want to live there so badly
unicornpoopbetterberainbowcoloured
I live right by "world's end" or Verdens Ende as it is called in Norwegian. It's on a small island with 4000 citizens and I'm so proud rn..
NotAnAligator
OMG, tjøme, ny cabin is there
Sarah6race
Moving to Norway
AnalFistingIsAReligion
These Skyrim-modders are getting out of hand. I call shenanigans.
ephestione
I am upset that the word "Skyrim" is not in the first two comments.
Thepizzabaker
that's norway the expensive life brah
ephestione
I am upset that the word Skyrim is not in the first two comments
jtsince1980
Came here for a Skyrim comment, found one, +1 and left again.
aceandduce
Sky's rim belongs to the nords
NotReallyJustKiddingIfOffendingAndNotACompliment
I cycled over that bridge (Låtefossen Waterfall). I was going downhill for half an hour, soaking wet, freezing but enjoyed every second.
NotReallyJustKiddingIfOffendingAndNotACompliment
And I took a bath in that frezzing cold river the day before. :) Good memories.
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
#1 http://www.nido.org/tv/src/nido.org_1430426742115_n.jpg
Heroasteral
http://imgur.com/RjyYrZn
thatgoddamncyclist
I laughed, so hard. FU.
Heroasteral
Well that's why I made it ;)
teleborian
As a norwegian, I can confirm our country has the best dynamic range of any country in ze world. We are practically born with HDR-glasses.
Sinnemeni
The human eye can have a dynamic range exceeding 24 f-stops, so an unedited raw file is nowhere near a "natural" look.
Its3amAndImFeelingSaucy
-1 for reposting something that was on the fp A FEW DAYS AGO
Feralkyn
Damn straight, stupid as hell
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Feralkyn
I think they were actually from a forum with group-contributed photography but I could be wrong, but still, fuck this copy/paste repost
Spotaholic
"Natural"
ronswansonisthereasonihaveadadfetish
Yeah I call bullshit on that one
ocegur
In Mother Norway, beavers build pools with cement!
howyoudodis
Norway, where waterfalls are an architectural style
Piccolito
Iaimtomisbehave
"Norway: Home of Giants"
TheSolitaryCyclist
Thepizzabaker
at first i thought she shouted at that giant and he just appeared like skyrim
SuperheroNamedTony
what is that from?
Pr0Pain
Get ready to get 86'd
SlowLightning
Your pecs are epic.
Efreeti
Thanks, bro.
jasta6
Fuck, dude. I wish I lived in a country that was ancient.
TheWheelIsSpinningButTheMouseIsDead
What, you volcanic island just became habitable after the cooling process? But seriously, what's wrong with where you live?
jasta6
Southeastern Ohio. Flat farm land everywhere. No interesting geography.
darkNiGHTS0
Southeast Ohio is the foothills of the Appalachians and Hocking Hills is beautiful.
TheWheelIsSpinningButTheMouseIsDead
I'm from Norway, and the only part of the US I've been to is Ohio... Granted, your scenery is dull as shit, but the pizza is way better :D
Candymostdandy
Any Norwegians want to host a horny Canadian girl for a couple weeks?
Fiftyfiver
Add me on facebook
diaaway
Should be able to find some couch surfing in Norway afaik, the rest is probably easily sorted on-site ;p
alg0ry7hm
I'll show you mountains, fjords and sunsets. And also my penis. Mostly my penis, with the scenery above as majestic backgrounds.
Candymostdandy
Truth be told, it's mostly the penis I'm interested in.
alg0ry7hm
Score!
FishPotatoesOil
This sounds like a trap, are you a psychotic axe murderer?
Candymostdandy
No, I only use my bare hands to do my murdering.
FishPotatoesOil
IAmOnlyDoingThisToTestSomething
Why? Why did my ancestors leave there for eastern North Dakota? ?
mordaedil
Probably the beheadings.
AskingTheRealQuestions
Because you were dirt poor and quite literally starving?
OlafJS
Because of no work and no food
ThaneofGlamis
Mine left there for eastern South Dakota... I will never forgive them.
Britishchick17
Dude part mine too. We're practically related!
supercourtneyyyy
Mine left for Kansas! But thankfully made their way to Washington! But still I feel your pain.
Sharecrow
Wut, I'm Norwegian and apparently have family in Dakota!
ThaneofGlamis
Damn near everyone here in the Dakotas and Minnesota/Wisconsin are Scandinavian.
IAmOnlyDoingThisToTestSomething
We're a mostly Norwegian area, I think.
Sharecrow
Yeah, I guess. We left for the places with the best soil, for farming purposes.
notanotherbear
Slartibartfast must be proud.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
What an interesting name
snowy129
He should be, he won an award for Norway :)
norill
Too bad it got demolished.
HobbitHouse
People congregate at edges
kedegaari
weliveinaspaceshipdear
Love the fiddly bits.
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
Except none of these are fjords.
yousuckGina
The incredibly high cost of living would so be worth it. I wanna move there ASAP but alas I'm too poor.
cogs
The government will foot the bill for you. You just have to testify against a mob boss first.
judas101
despite some areas are heading towards economical decline, once you have a job here cost of living is no problem =)
88redhead
The incredebly high wagers will make up for that! :)
smd34
I think you mean wages, my friend!
taznbjbs
Do you happen to know how much qualified social workers make roughly? And what sort of roles there are available?
88redhead
no, sorry. :(
MoodyOfNorway
There's a shit ton of social worker positions in Rogaland right now(job hunting except I lack any competence.)
AskingTheRealQuestions
Minimum wage jobs generally start at about $18/hour, just to give you a pointer.
AskingTheRealQuestions
Don't know what you mean by "qualified social worker" but I worked as a temp with disabled people when I was 18 and had about 20$/hour.
taznbjbs
Does Norway not have a Social Work qualification? It is a bachelor level degree in Australia.
AskingTheRealQuestions
Ah, I see, yes we do have that as well, it's called "sosionom", the average annual salary is 470,000 NOK for that profession.
TheWheelIsSpinningButTheMouseIsDead
Well, if you're talking blue collar, that would be around 400-600K NKR ( 70-100K USD) per year, same for most low-to-mid-level deskjobs 1/2
TheWheelIsSpinningButTheMouseIsDead
Hard to set a standard for high-up-positions, as they vary greatly. Offshore is in decline, but onshore bluecollars are in demand (2/?)
TheWheelIsSpinningButTheMouseIsDead
Also, forgot to check the exchange rate, imagine my calculation rate to end up about 20% less in USD
popoduff
i am a social worker, and it's safe to say you would start at $45 000 a year. That wage is through collective contracts, variation is small.
popoduff
about 90% of positions are city or state jobs: mentally disabled, psychiatry, child protection service... big welfare state: lots of roles
taznbjbs
is that US dollars? what is collective contracts?
popoduff
US dollars yes. collective contracts is when employees organize themselves in unions and let their representative make the contract terms
JonFekinSnow
Questioning the naturalness of the swimming pool...
eggmuffin
It's a water reservoir for a farm. @weirdfunny has just ripped a post straight from cracked or something, complete with bullshit titles.
IMakeUpRandomFacts
Couple people questioned that last time it was posted
AskingTheRealQuestions
It's clearly a contruction (the title does say "architecture" after all) but it's natural in the sense that the water is a natural river.
chocolatemilkandpeanutbutter
We here at Imgur came to the conclusion and consensus that it is in fact artificial a while ago, this person posting this is A HEATHEN
88redhead
Correct, it's not natural I belive it was buildt as a well for a near by farm. Will check sourses
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
The damn type walls are manmade but the water source is a natural stream
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
dam-type. Sorry, autocorrect
88redhead
Update: It was a water reservoar for the nearby Sarabråten Farm
FckfacevonClownstick
https://www.google.com/maps?ll=59.890055,10.881663&q=59.890055,10.881663+(Vannreservoar+for+Sarabr%C3%A5ten+g%C3%A5rd)
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
They totally missed the opportunity to invent the infinity pool.
mutednight
Is Norway even real? Jesus.
Thepizzabaker
of course norway is real i've been there once but there's too much expensive stuff there even the food is expensive :/
zotten
Have been there, can confirm that it is, in fact, real.
trevasauruswrecks
Is Norway even real, Jesus?
drumh3ad
Is Jesus even real? Norway.
thepupgoesbork
Right? How is so much beauty allowed to be in just one place?
TheMayne
Is Jesus even real? Nor way.
KayEhn
Maybe, but Finland isn't.
threetogetready
Jesus, will you answer me?
Lepracon
Is Jesus even real? No(r)way.
RedStarBeograd
Yes, and look how their girls are:
trevasauruswrecks
And they're all over 6 feet tall!
RedStarBeograd
With also blue eyes, blonde hair and most important, fine booty.
ObamaLlamaDuck
I literally landed on a flight back from Norway 2 hours ago. It is all of the above and more. Stunning!
FakePlasticTreehugger
I'll never not upvote Norway.
CH83
It's right next to Canada
FuckThisThingInParticular
"Ya-huh." - Jesus
TheSkyCrusader
How can Norway be real if our eyes aren't real
popemotherfuckingfrancis
I asked him. He said "You bet your ass. Why do you think we stole it from those heathens."
gulldun
These are Norways touristy places. I'm gonna upload my pictures from a normal Norwegian hiking trip now. Even more amaze! :D Link in reply.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Cue annoying jaden smith quote
mutednight
Easy princess.. ;)
IncredibleEdibleEgg
, Jesus?*
sarzaya
I love the power of punctuation.
kerms
Good photography plus some editing will do that.
anaturaldisaster
Indeed,
. Still is beautiful though.
Piccolito
no way its real
mutednight
Seriously.
Efreeti
TIL I live in the void
SuperAwesomeFunTimeName
As someone who has been there, no it is not it's a god damn fantasy!
ahab616
At least while you're there you aren't caught in a landslide with no escape from reality.
thesarahpowellexperience
Why're you asking us Jesus, you're the one who made it.
NudeMotivation
This looks like Middle Earth, every single one of the pics.
leorex
Yes, son. God probably.
slagath0r
Yes, actually it is, Slartibartfast designed its fjords.
norill
kek, just read that book this week.
Sharecrow
He even recieved an award for them.
slagath0r
i heard he'll make some in Africa next time
Strangelittlefish
Good to see you remembered your towel.
Kamelsen
Also a bloody excellent manager
Speldrawng
The "fiddly bits around Norway".
Nccoffee
Damn what movie is this from, I need to remember
slagath0r
Book! Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy :D
Nccoffee
Actually I heard the movie was much better *waits for everyone to lose their minds*
slagath0r
Very cool casting but in no way better than the book. It's fantastically written and so very fun. I suggest it wholeheartedly.
OndSluHai
Is Jesus even real? Norway.
ObsidianChef
So real. Winter is amazing here.
AnAmericanInOslo
You also have to appreciate that one day of summer.
4a6176657274
How can it be if our eyes aren't real?
wilhelmsen
As a Norwegian, confirmed
steelbun
Looks like someone actually has their nice things after all.
NotAnUberUsername
it is, we accidentally gave them their freedom and oil, when they got our primeminister drunk a while back -Denmark
morbidru
yeah and norway was swedish terretory up intil a little over 100 years ago
KafkaLovesYou
Fandens også...
NotAnUberUsername
Ja, noget fucking snot..
mutednight
Lol nice :)
NotAnUberUsername
Not really, it's cost us fuckin billions, but who knew danes got drunk all the time right?
soso456
What part of history does this refer? Went to wiki for knowledge and well... didn't found the anecdote :(
NotAnUberUsername
freedom and oil were two different incidents actually.. but I am still to embarassed to link you.. I am pretty sure the history is on wiki..
steikewaffel
Jens Evensen <3
Anonypuss
Sounds like something I read in satwcomic :D
Tawns
"gave them freedom" ie you where forced to hand us to Sweden after Britain kicked your ass...
NotAnUberUsername
They set our capital a fucking blaze! Fucktains! Crazy brits, we thought they were coming for tea :O
blitheoddity
New life goal: move to Norway
waitwhereamI
Seconded. It looks beautiful.
rompehullet
It's one of the best countries to live in allso. Everything is super expensive, except you earn more, so it evens out. Allso free schools.
majormoet
You should, it's nice here
SJNorway
I just did like 2 weeks ago. Let me know if you have questions.
Buttorfleoge
I do! Language? I would like to apply for a masters there. Do I totally need the language? Is it hard?
BumblyWumbly
Teach me.
mktoaster
Do you like hockey? Soccer? Have free healthcare? Any major tech cities?
mktoaster
Which one is more awesome: Norway, Denmark, Sweden or Finland? Ready, go!
SJNorway
I like the Norwegian geography and stuff best. The mountains and fjords are just incredible.
Buttorfleoge
Thanks a lot for your answes mate! I'll get on with NW asap, & Yes I do have more questions :P I'm Latin American, how's racism in there?
Sharecrow
Like any other country, most people accept who for who you are.
SJNorway
It's not a big problem. But it is present here as it is everywhere.
Buttorfleoge
I do! Language? I would like to apply for a masters there. Do I totally need the language? Is it hard?
Voldoc
Everyone Speaks fluently english,no need to learn norwegian.
FishPotatoesOil
Lær Norsk for faen!
Diddelidi
Everyone in Norway both understand and speak english. The language is a little hard, but you can master it.
SJNorway
Like the other comment says, basically everyone speaks English here. Knowing Norwegian will help a lot though, not only because it will (1)
SJNorway
Make communication a lot easier with other people, but because it shows people you put out effort to become part of Norway and it's (2)
TenacMK
You can do a master without learning Norwegian yes.
SJNorway
It's possible, but of course it will be much easier to find a course if you know Norwegian.
trunks55
Comment cause I wanna find back to this, you should do an info post btw :o
Reallykay
I second that
SJNorway
I was thinking about it. I want to get more settled before I do though. I don't even have a job or apartment yet. I'm getting close though.
trunks55
Oh I actually live here, I just see the question about how to move here a lot and I can never give a good answer :3 where you live?
employed
norway is like skyrim with 100+ graphicmods.
vauhtihirmu
Funnily enough, that's why Skyrim's environments didn't draw me in like they did many others: everything looks pretty ordinary.
ImRonSwanson
Skyrocketing is for the nords
mutednight
Seriously looks like it..
McBook
Now I want a Norway mod/DLC
BananaBard
Ya but $99 for horse balls
stonedbrokeandsingle
Maybe norway actually IS Skyrim?
wrifred
Less dragons though. Here on the west coast anyway.
ShittyBiologyTeacher
In northern Norway there are tons of dragons. And Giants that can send you to space.
watlock
northern norwegian here. can confirm
wrifred
omw
ShittyBiologyTeacher
Nice. Look for me, I got a quest for you, but it's a meaningless shitquest that I can manage alone.
LordHighFarcwad
trolls though
NinjasStoleMyMama
"You want knives? You want them in your belly? No? Then you stop talking to Deeja." ―Deeja
MrSkar
What pisses me off is that you can't kill her without doing the quest. I don't care about the quest, I just want her dead.
NinjasStoleMyMama
Too true