IMakeUpRandomFacts

213393 pts · December 25, 2013


Why wasn't I born rich instead of good looking?

Russia?........... Russia!

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 774

70

Points 1000
Comments 29
Views 58546

Crap

Points 31
Comments 7
Views 1514

Just picked this up, Bitter-sweet

Points 72
Comments 21
Views 2454

Should've bought that damn boat

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 265

Women, if you can't lick 'em...... nevermind

Points 37
Comments 25
Views 1318

yippee ki yay

Points 46
Comments 19
Views 2395

This is getting scary 

Points 30
Comments 9
Views 1312

FML

Points 1041
Comments 46
Views 44219

That poor dog

Points 46
Comments 6
Views 1226

No one can say Hugh is in a better place

Points 42
Comments 8
Views 1383

6" long, hard, goes in your mouth

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 234

Miss ya Papa

Points 23
Comments 3
Views 977

Let me know when you're in town. I'll keep an eye out for you

Points 5
Comments 7
Views 12

Congrats

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 209

Today's kids have no idea

Points 1530
Comments 139
Views 125600

MRW I see this selfie thing

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 127

Need an antassid?

Points 2
Comments 7
Views 324

My boss is my cloud 

Points 21
Comments 5
Views 9

Oprah is Mother Nature 

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 9

Math

Points 27
Comments 3
Views 1310

And this is the 9 you brought home

Points 18
Comments 7
Views 888

When you daughter is a lesbian 

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 583

Seems legit

Points 43
Comments 5
Views 1265

Adulting can be hard

Points 6
Comments 5
Views 474

Anyone have change for a quarter?

Points 9
Comments 6
Views 10

Wonder if he has condoms?

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 9

And you have more sex

Points 46
Comments 4
Views 63

Only 2 miles away

Points 55
Comments 3
Views 9

Some days 

Points 1383
Comments 67
Views 52668

That's MR. 3JOH22A

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 4

He succeeds 

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 7

The mother lode

Points 64
Comments 11
Views 1308

Don't rush us ladies

Points 26
Comments 4
Views 7

Who's your John?

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 282

Push

Points 94
Comments 7
Views 18

Human roadblock goes horribly right

Points 28
Comments 22
Views 654

Has someone taken your faith?

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 332

To my vegan friends

Points 27
Comments 7
Views 9

Not regular stupid, this is advanced stupid

Points 30
Comments 8
Views 15

Ba Da Bing

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 426

It is a bored game

Points 71
Comments 9
Views 1274

Public service announcement.

Points 2614
Comments 152
Views 93332

Hit me up

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 308

Dammit Moon Moon

Points 38
Comments 0
Views 1140

I've been gone for 8 days. Inform me

Points 79
Comments 13
Views 13

New sign going up in Hillary's old office

Points -5
Comments 2
Views 6

Be happy it's not your Proctologist.

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 300

Hillary does that to people

Points 4
Comments 5
Views 6

Attitude

Points 11
Comments 2
Views 20
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