Russia?........... Russia!
70
Crap
Just picked this up, Bitter-sweet
Should've bought that damn boat
Women, if you can't lick 'em...... nevermind
yippee ki yay
This is getting scary
FML
That poor dog
No one can say Hugh is in a better place
6" long, hard, goes in your mouth
Miss ya Papa
Let me know when you're in town. I'll keep an eye out for you
Congrats
Today's kids have no idea
MRW I see this selfie thing
Need an antassid?
My boss is my cloud
Oprah is Mother Nature
Math
And this is the 9 you brought home
When you daughter is a lesbian
Seems legit
Adulting can be hard
Anyone have change for a quarter?
Wonder if he has condoms?
And you have more sex
Only 2 miles away
Some days
That's MR. 3JOH22A
He succeeds
The mother lode
Don't rush us ladies
Who's your John?
Push
Human roadblock goes horribly right
Has someone taken your faith?
To my vegan friends
Not regular stupid, this is advanced stupid
Ba Da Bing
It is a bored game
Public service announcement.
Hit me up
Dammit Moon Moon
I've been gone for 8 days. Inform me
New sign going up in Hillary's old office
Be happy it's not your Proctologist.
Hillary does that to people
Attitude