Jul 30, 2018 9:40 PM
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artistandascholar2000
Bonesplinter
Cops are humans too but they should. But yeah, upholding what you dont follow is stupid
CrushTheRebellion
When it looped, I thought another cop had just arrived on the scene and hit him again.
MrFunreal
Does anyone know the story? What happened to the officer
Chimichanga007
Rynath
to protect and swerve...hopefully
TheosThanatos
so under appreciated!!!
IVIontag
The first time the gif started over I thought he called a second cop and he also hit the biker would've been funny
sonofcyrus138
I bet if he didn't have it on camera the cop would have blamed the biker and gotten away with it.
YummyDigital
I hope he did not go to jail for a long time after attacking the police vehicle like that
cheezfryguy
Anyone else hear a cash register chime ?
tsuname
“Hello, 411 Pain?
Niceicanchangemyusernamethelastonewasembarassing
Its as if cops are people too.
SendSurprisesToMyInbox
Capitalism: you better fucking capitalize on that lawsuit or you're a moron.
MadMupp
Err... You're under arrest
Ameatyloaf
Man, he's hit this rider three days in a row at the SAME INTERSECTION!
stjohnixx
I’ve called local precinct about cops on phones cruising through stop signs and I’m told VTL doesn’t apply to them. How wonderful.
VulgarBear
Enough lawsuits tend to make them change policy pretty quick.
Alwayzlearning
Phukin dickhead... $ 500 and 10 demerit points and your fired. Go get a job without a mobile !!!!!!!!!+++
Kompa
How are people this fucking bad at driving what the hell
t0y4
I thought the cop was about to drive-off after a quick 'Hey, you okay?' kinda deal. Glad to see he pulled over and took his medicine.
MegaMetal
quit resisting!
StarrryNight
Cop shoots him because he felt threatened and destroys the gopro evidence
ROBOTvsMAN
*stop
TheLastMexicanGrizzly
This guy
Thegiflolz
I'd like to see source on this one
shutupandtakemyusername
https://youtu.be/QoSOEtzWPlU
obsoleteattribute
Damn, that bike just came out of nowhere!
beforetherewerememes
Though I wanted the “coming right for us” Southpark gif.
majortool
There's no proof it existed before he was hit. Schrodinger's bicycle.
Yakatakaplah
Do you know why I hit you today?
powerrangerpl
The cyclist got arrested and charged for obstruction of justice. Got what he deserved, imho.
Bigemedic
Do NOT give me a reason to hit you again!
you kept me alive today. thank you for that!
braindrill
Exactly what he said... what else would he have said?
OnionCutter
"Are you fucking sorry?!?!"
Rectalexam
This was the same top comment when this was posted a few days ago.....
ToasterBaths
As it was on reddit before that.
Technohawk
v
killyourlocalrapist
Oh my god lmao
ectmkfcghgxhhb24
Why officer, was it my good looks or my bike on the side of the road that made you hit me so hard? Sorry bad joke.
Gooseteeth
Pretty dang bad dude. I’ll upvote anyway
WeenieSaysNow
I wish I could give you more than one upvote +1
WhereDidMyUsernameGo
I never upvote, so I gave him one extra in your name.
Thank you ❤️
PlantrBozo
This☝️☝️
PacosTacos
@ExtraUpvote
c3792904
Not an excuse but the officer did at least stop, admitted fault, and called another agency to do the report
callmethelizardqueen
Most likely radioed his supervisor who then called in state police, if he didn't call it in it would be much worse.
Chazwozza
Yeah, he fucked up, but at least he handled the aftermath responsibly.
Daphault1
...because he saw the camera.
Cheomesh
"Oop, he went over the stop line - clearly cyclist is at fault." -Some Lawyer.
vilecomfort
Stop resisting my front end!
Rasdwatrium
"STOP RESISTING"
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
*cop steps out*
*tosses knife on ground*
nigglemaster
Sprinkles cocaine on biker.
JerfyMcGriddles
*fires 6 shots in the chest, one in the back*
MaybeAcat
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/28/video-shows-cop-driving-into-bicyclist-stopped-intersection/853817002/
rhubarbarian
"Among the contributing factors in the crash: Fasanello had pulled up past the stop sign and the intersection itself was narrow..." (1/2)
...Collin Stosberg, of the Missouri Highway Patrol, told KMBC 9." They're so full of shit.
OneMoreCoffee
Why people don’t post source is beyond me. Anyway, have some puttanesca https://youtu.be/QoSOEtzWPlU
AdrianDunne
Good that the officer followed the book afterwards, you almost expect things to go badky for the cyclist.
Rothmclear
You are a hero!
TagAlongMan
Whore sauce!
EmeraldLight
Aww, don't worry, I got the joke! It was the first thing I thought of!
MyUsernameHasTheBestWords
You da real MVP
PrPlump
The source, where you can see the cyclist cut the stop line by... a few meters. Welp.
Yoloswagforjesus
The stop line is there to prevent people who are turning left from hitting you in the middle of their turn 1/2
You obviously need to creep further ahead to scope both directions before a turn. The biker really did nothing wrong here.
Negative1mAMeatPopsicle
Enjoy your lawsuit money, mr. Biker
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
Or, barring injuries and the property damage was addressed, don’t be a dick and cut the cop a break. Stupid happens, even to smart people.
MeatCurtains
What lawsuit money
pandaparty031418
Naa by the time its all done they will say that dude rode right out in front of him and is going to jail for dmging the police car
Chity
who are you gonna report the crash to, the police?
nwsayles5772
I actually watched the video of this accident on YouTube and the biker actually didn’t sue
ikeo
Im rather suprised. I support the FUZZ bud damn me if that guy wasent in his own little world. He could have just as easily killed someone.
Yeah it’s amazing the biker only got a few scrapes and bruises
Flyndaran
He probably wants to live. Many other cops would find ways to make him regret suing.
FlyingRhino
Probably have to suffer some sort of physical/pecuniary injury first though. I'd be rolling around on the pavement for sure!
ClassicT
Exactly, a cop totalled my car in MI going through a red light. I had no case because I didn't break a bone.
Kilsim1v
Wtf
nolittleplans
Well no government vehicle is held accountable for any damages while on duty saem with EMT and FD in most states.
artistandascholar2000
Bonesplinter
Cops are humans too but they should. But yeah, upholding what you dont follow is stupid
CrushTheRebellion
When it looped, I thought another cop had just arrived on the scene and hit him again.
MrFunreal
Does anyone know the story? What happened to the officer
Chimichanga007
Rynath
to protect and swerve...hopefully
TheosThanatos
so under appreciated!!!
IVIontag
The first time the gif started over I thought he called a second cop and he also hit the biker would've been funny
sonofcyrus138
I bet if he didn't have it on camera the cop would have blamed the biker and gotten away with it.
YummyDigital
I hope he did not go to jail for a long time after attacking the police vehicle like that
cheezfryguy
Anyone else hear a cash register chime ?
tsuname
“Hello, 411 Pain?
Niceicanchangemyusernamethelastonewasembarassing
Its as if cops are people too.
SendSurprisesToMyInbox
Capitalism: you better fucking capitalize on that lawsuit or you're a moron.
MadMupp
Err... You're under arrest
Ameatyloaf
Man, he's hit this rider three days in a row at the SAME INTERSECTION!
stjohnixx
I’ve called local precinct about cops on phones cruising through stop signs and I’m told VTL doesn’t apply to them. How wonderful.
VulgarBear
Enough lawsuits tend to make them change policy pretty quick.
Alwayzlearning
Phukin dickhead... $ 500 and 10 demerit points and your fired. Go get a job without a mobile !!!!!!!!!+++
Kompa
How are people this fucking bad at driving what the hell
t0y4
I thought the cop was about to drive-off after a quick 'Hey, you okay?' kinda deal. Glad to see he pulled over and took his medicine.
MegaMetal
quit resisting!
StarrryNight
Cop shoots him because he felt threatened and destroys the gopro evidence
ROBOTvsMAN
*stop
TheLastMexicanGrizzly
This guy
Thegiflolz
I'd like to see source on this one
shutupandtakemyusername
https://youtu.be/QoSOEtzWPlU
obsoleteattribute
Damn, that bike just came out of nowhere!
beforetherewerememes
majortool
There's no proof it existed before he was hit. Schrodinger's bicycle.
Yakatakaplah
Do you know why I hit you today?
powerrangerpl
The cyclist got arrested and charged for obstruction of justice. Got what he deserved, imho.
Bigemedic
Do NOT give me a reason to hit you again!
TheosThanatos
you kept me alive today. thank you for that!
braindrill
Exactly what he said... what else would he have said?
OnionCutter
"Are you fucking sorry?!?!"
Rectalexam
This was the same top comment when this was posted a few days ago.....
ToasterBaths
As it was on reddit before that.
Technohawk
killyourlocalrapist
Oh my god lmao
ectmkfcghgxhhb24
Why officer, was it my good looks or my bike on the side of the road that made you hit me so hard? Sorry bad joke.
Gooseteeth
Pretty dang bad dude. I’ll upvote anyway
WeenieSaysNow
I wish I could give you more than one upvote +1
WhereDidMyUsernameGo
I never upvote, so I gave him one extra in your name.
WeenieSaysNow
Thank you ❤️
PlantrBozo
This☝️☝️
PacosTacos
@ExtraUpvote
c3792904
Not an excuse but the officer did at least stop, admitted fault, and called another agency to do the report
callmethelizardqueen
Most likely radioed his supervisor who then called in state police, if he didn't call it in it would be much worse.
Chazwozza
Yeah, he fucked up, but at least he handled the aftermath responsibly.
Daphault1
...because he saw the camera.
Cheomesh
"Oop, he went over the stop line - clearly cyclist is at fault." -Some Lawyer.
vilecomfort
Stop resisting my front end!
Rasdwatrium
"STOP RESISTING"
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
*cop steps out*
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
*tosses knife on ground*
nigglemaster
Sprinkles cocaine on biker.
JerfyMcGriddles
*fires 6 shots in the chest, one in the back*
MaybeAcat
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/28/video-shows-cop-driving-into-bicyclist-stopped-intersection/853817002/
rhubarbarian
"Among the contributing factors in the crash: Fasanello had pulled up past the stop sign and the intersection itself was narrow..." (1/2)
rhubarbarian
...Collin Stosberg, of the Missouri Highway Patrol, told KMBC 9." They're so full of shit.
OneMoreCoffee
Why people don’t post source is beyond me. Anyway, have some puttanesca https://youtu.be/QoSOEtzWPlU
AdrianDunne
Good that the officer followed the book afterwards, you almost expect things to go badky for the cyclist.
Rothmclear
You are a hero!
TagAlongMan
Whore sauce!
EmeraldLight
Aww, don't worry, I got the joke! It was the first thing I thought of!
MyUsernameHasTheBestWords
You da real MVP
PrPlump
The source, where you can see the cyclist cut the stop line by... a few meters. Welp.
Yoloswagforjesus
The stop line is there to prevent people who are turning left from hitting you in the middle of their turn 1/2
Yoloswagforjesus
You obviously need to creep further ahead to scope both directions before a turn. The biker really did nothing wrong here.
Negative1mAMeatPopsicle
Enjoy your lawsuit money, mr. Biker
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
Or, barring injuries and the property damage was addressed, don’t be a dick and cut the cop a break. Stupid happens, even to smart people.
MeatCurtains
What lawsuit money
pandaparty031418
Naa by the time its all done they will say that dude rode right out in front of him and is going to jail for dmging the police car
Chity
who are you gonna report the crash to, the police?
nwsayles5772
I actually watched the video of this accident on YouTube and the biker actually didn’t sue
ikeo
Im rather suprised. I support the FUZZ bud damn me if that guy wasent in his own little world. He could have just as easily killed someone.
nwsayles5772
Yeah it’s amazing the biker only got a few scrapes and bruises
Flyndaran
He probably wants to live. Many other cops would find ways to make him regret suing.
FlyingRhino
Probably have to suffer some sort of physical/pecuniary injury first though. I'd be rolling around on the pavement for sure!
ClassicT
Exactly, a cop totalled my car in MI going through a red light. I had no case because I didn't break a bone.
Kilsim1v
Wtf
FlyingRhino
nolittleplans
Well no government vehicle is held accountable for any damages while on duty saem with EMT and FD in most states.