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How to pick up a Duck
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Mar 10, 2022 11:52 PM
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New Achivement Complete!
MV EDIT: quack-quack motherduckers
Chinat0wn
1xAlexz1
TELL ME WHERE U FOUND A DUCK SO CALM
djmaskell
What's up with the fog machine in the corner?
stickman95
Wissagale
Careful it’s not a duck of doom. You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon.
Zombieemperor
NOW THIS IS GOOD CONTENT
Dondarian
Instructions unclear. I'm now married to the duck, and he only wants to eat for free at Subway
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
DO NOT ATTEMPT WITH GEESE!!!!!
TheKingOfCrows
Don't pick up a duck in a dungeon.
dantonic
This also works for chickens assuming they are used to you and let you approach them.
DefaultImgurUsername
@TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Thank you. favorited
ExileonDaytonStreet
Beattywill80
The geese have driven them off the ducks where I am, I guess I'll try this on a Canada Goose.
grlwithnoname
Miierin
w00tberrypie
Apparently, peace is an option.
UnriskyBusiness
That's a duck, not a goose
MisspentYouth333
Peace, remains, not an option
the9mm
Mine would flap flap flap their wings and end up falling and hurting themselves. This is one calm duck!
turtlezapato
Do NOT attempt with chickens. Would not recommend
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Chickens are place hands on the side -covering wings- and lift smoothly. Then hold their side to your stomach while moving.
EverNotRelevant
Hold birb gentle like hamburger
Zaruzen
Shuba
DefaultImgurUsername
@unsolicitedduckpics
savanik
You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon.
ourari
Karl approves.
grlwithnoname
TheMellowPeril
The tail waggle
Orianu
KnifeKnut
Apparently this requires a consenting duck
dart223
That is a very loved duck.
SirGeraltTheWhiteHairedOfRivia
how and where does one acquire said goods
onecowboytoo
You have to get them as ducklings at a farm supply store or a farm. Maybe if you live where there are ducks you can feed one into submission
stardustskeleton
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crushingbore
Settle down, Ozzy.
NinetiesBoomer
Ozzy music intensifies*
potatothegreat
Hambirber
AlucardsJojoReference
I have been looking for this, thank you.
MFCountDookins
peterjolly5
stardustskeleton
lestasi
You can take that duck. Ducks are free.
Dionysus187
nwo is gonna delete you soon. They don't want people to know you can just take ducks
Lassannn
PUT HIM DOWN!!!
neonoptic
"REEEEEEEEEEEE"
Holzter
Obligatory "FUCK YOU LASSANNN!"
ragnar34
birds heroically chiseling away at your ankle to save their kidnapped compatriot, who mostly just looks curious
GravityOtter
“It’s dangerous to go-knock it off, it’s dangerous to go alone take this”
Markeasydesade
But how?!
MirtoLegrand
"Goverment elite does not want you to know this but ducks at the park are free! You can take them home!! I have 438" - a meme
SithElephant
MirtoLegrand