Rammsteinstochter
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Feb 22, 2024 6:44 PM
Rammsteinstochter
86007
1687
21
Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0na9kThPMZ/
FailedMitosis
Ahh, melons...The perfect cover for a giant money-laundering, drug-smuggling operation.
samuelmgill
His hands are scabs
ceceoh
Came for the melon, stayed for the pecs.
Zixtank
I'd trust this guy with getting rid of the bodies.
saintrod69
What's up shirts off?
stoots24
mdpkc
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Totally sanitary
Skumbo
Well, whatever his price is I'll probably pay for it.
3rdoption
Everyone needs a day job.
crashrnburn
In this economy? Absolutely 😭
RorschachsJournal
The way of the house husband - Netflix
DTNemes
Absolutely loved that little show. Truely dramatic moments in every household.
bastardInABasket
Seems sticky
stingingnettlegurlL7
This is how I ”peel” an orange. And I’d do the same to a watermelon if I had the right knife and if it was sharp enough.
Kitastrophe
when you love tattoos but your mama told you to never have them visible with your shirt on
CogPrimus
"If you practice on skulls, melon is easy." -Yakuza Yuto
Bam906
This keeps him "sharp"
Sandproblems
You get real good at watermelon slicing after years of Rival gang slicing as a Yakuza
PutItInNeutral
This guy needs to borrow that knife.
Salpinus
I realise he doesn't look like the sharpest tool in the shed from the get go, but how on earth do you come to the conclusion that getting a single face tatt of a machete is a good idea?
saganworshipper
Better than Salt Bae
DGeneration92
Innocent face lol
legenunfiltered
Dude, is ur name a play on the airheads movie song????? Shit stays in my head for ages after I watch it.
DGeneration92
Nope, I haven't seen that movie in ages and don't recall 😅
JustDaShoemaker
No shoes no shirt some kinda crazy service
icbkr
I guarantee there will be no complaints.
resworn
Hot 👀
dasharknbear
That dude has made a person or two disappear into some very small pieces.
Awmph
every line cook everywhere
sadurdaynight
(mafia boss) how's the money laundering business going? (guy) really good! We're doing good business, customers love our product, and I really enjoy the work! (boss) what customers? (guy) the .. the customers.. we're operating a real business here (boss) but what about the money laundering? (guy) our profits are way higher than anything we'd do illegal (boss) .. damn, that's a 3rd legit business we started this month!
xlr82xs
Apparently selling lemon soda to tourists is a weirdly profitable one too.
OverpricedCrayon
I don’t think the tattoos play any part in his ability to divvy up watermelon.
ObiWanKenobitch
No but the tattoos are very similar to what the yakuza have, which are a sign of membership in a crime syndicate which always have some dudes doing wet work. Hence the skill with a knife.
Fruc
Mafia man prolly has a lot of experience with that machete.
rmmmm
Genuine question: what makes you think he’s a mafia man?
abczyxttt
He also had crazy eyes at the very end.
rmmmm
I told myself he’s lost an eye and that’s a prosthetic one
TChallaVanDam
Pretty sure everybody’s just referencing the 90s-B-movie Yakuza-character looking tats.
Cptbluebeard7
The Yakuza tats, or tattoos in general, are absolutely a thing and have a major impact within Japanese society. I'd love to have some tattoos but am holding off until after my visit to Japan.
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
No, they're referencing the real life Yakuza tattoos.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
That’s not mafia. That’s yakuza
legenunfiltered
Isn't that just the Japanese form of mafia?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
In that they are both organized criminal syndicates, yes. But it’s like comparing a Mac and a WinPC. Yes they’re both personal computers but their structure, functionality, history, etc are very different.
xlr82xs
Cosa Nostra, the yakuza of Italy by way of Detroit.
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noOpeeee
I love him so much
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
Tatty!
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ItWasASickOstrich
I love the show
BenYourFriend
Way of the Househusband