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offyerrocker
https://imgur.com/V3qHDzo
glenlochie
Be patient. Turn 70 ... today. Tits
TheNotoriousBrando
dbox
He's lucky these puppies didn't get shot
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
Same, bro.
CrisprCAS
He just wanted to ponder his orbs
malbec
Hey this is the only thing in his life that even remotely resembles femininity.
Jamnew60
Kristie is probably remembering when she caught him trying on her bra and panties and he told her he was just playing around.
SavageDrums
Not just tits, but big ol' slobberknocners
doctorId
Just as a reminder, last week Idaho introduced legislation to make trans people using the "wrong" bathroom a federal offense, even in privately owned businesses. Because according to the party Kristi works for the only reason someone born male would dress as a woman is for the purposes of committing rape.
bexxMaker
He should be very afraid. She killed her dog for less...
Beefkins
He can just buy some shitty bolt-ons like she did.
darkhalfbreed
I think he wants the good bolt ons
KremlinOfAges
Whats the word for a guy that likes to watch another guy rail his wife while he rubs is fake tits?
Comet260
Cuck.
boobsalot
A republican ?
darkhalfbreed
Cuckold if they identify as a man, Cuckquean if they identify as a woman.
m0problems
Bryon?
itsallaboutthecones
I was thinking it's probably Chet.
hockey4mal8
Came back to upvote as I didn't recognize them at first. Now that's funny!
clonedeeznuts
Department of Homeland Securitities
KleptoKea
Just don't ever call them puppies around her
wambu
Best comment +1
Baxteen
So has anyone found the picture of her wearing his key in public yet? If you take pictures like he did, those were clearly selfies. It's because he wants to be humiliated by her or he was told to do it by her. Now I am not kink shaming. It's just how those relationships works. There is bound to be a photo of her in public with his chastity key viable
bippityboppitybuttsex
They haven't slept together since the 1990s.
WowThatUsernameIsSoOriginal
she's been busy with lewandowsky. he has to get his kicks somehow.
keeks722
Is there context to this?
Detacheddavid
The news.
bertchstudio
If you still haven't seen the photos of them
They look they make the sound "bazonga" when they bounce
Our director of homeland security was getting cheated on by her husband who were all forced to know now enjoys being barbie-fied
aiuta219
I'm intersex. My tits are real. It's not fun. I have big nipples and I usually have multiple shirts on even during the summer because I have perma-pokies.
doctorId
Good luck out there, friend.
GravyEducation
throwawayifyoureugly
I really should have paid more attention in Calibration School.
Comet260
FemShep + Garrus = 💛
WarlockWithNoPatron
How can you do that Tali? Doesn't she deserve to be happy?
Comet260
Tali can be happy. With ManShep.
GravyEducation
Yes I do Thane as well. Tragic story. Then Garrus and Tali hook up right at the end. Had to be me. Someone else might've shipped it wrong
ShimmerinStrider
Won't someone please start a go fun me so that he can have Z+ cup tits?
Wuz314159
We can just do that? Ò_o
darkhalfbreed
Kinda, technically there is a limit based on your skin elasticity and chest size.
ImYourWifesBoyfriend
I mean, technically it’s not illegal.
Darkwell
Time to start a competitor to GoFundMe called WellFuckingMakeYou, where you can fund bad things happening to bad people.
EvilOne666
Sounds like something the magats would abuse, and use to attack others.
thesameasyours
Hey, to be fair we all wish we had tits.
Rubyrose99
Man - 0 - Man, if I had just asked myself why 25 years ago instead of repressing it!
kowcatchan
You could! It's 2026, you have that option! Be free you cute little egg :D
Greenmagegirl
Try estrogen :)
M4Firefly
a button to inflate or deflate as needed would be nice. Its not needed all the time.
CrisprCAS
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OGVqcW4wMmxjYWxuMjl5aHk3Y2RhMnRndGl6NzJjbndtcnRxOWgwcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM/200w.webp
kitenkatt
I actually made it happen!
thesameasyours
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dmdqN2J1eDRiN2ViZ2Nrd2t2YnoxbGxqeDV4dDVvaGN0b3drZDJpdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ytTYwIlbD1FBu/200w.webp
RobertAG25772
Yes, but if we saw them every day right beneath us, the novelty would ultimately wear off. That answers Joey’s question on Friends: “I don’t see how you get anything done.” We all want what we DON’T (or can’t) have!
IHateTransphobes
I wish mine were B cups.
JamieSays
... after a lot of research, I don't think that's true.
CrisprCAS
My experience tells me that there is a very specific intersection of people who don't have boobs with people who wish they did, and that someone is going to learn something in future.
JamieSays
Yeah... if that's the case I hope it doesn't take them too long.
AkelaKnight
Trans man here, no we do not, hahaha
thesameasyours
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OXlraXg3YjBwMW53MmZhdms3OHQzcmtuMHZxbzR5Mmp1YnJwZ3BlayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/gBpY4p7bbhsiI/200w.webp
meme2zombie
I wish I didn't but diet and exercise take too much effort.
Bandlith
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnQ5MWsyaGhzMThsdWE0ZmFhNzJvaTNqaWhpbDNlY2sxNzQyYnJrMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7YItDIys6EN7CnnVqD/200w.webp
W0lfsbl00d
If you ever do want to move into a healthier lifestyle do it one small step at a time. Change one simple carb source to a complex carb, such as white rice to brown rice. Or one lower calorie protein source like beef to chicken. Once one change has become a habit, add new one. And try to find exercises you enjoy. And once you acclimate to moderate-intense exercise your body will start producing more dopamine, serotonin, adrenaline, endorphins, endocannabinoids, oxytocin, etc.
meme2zombie
Yeah that's what I found works best too. I started years ago cutting out certain snacks one at a time (easy quick win) and slowly worked towards smaller portions.
It hasn't always been progress (and covid was a huge backslide) but it's more sustainable than anything else I've tried.
W0lfsbl00d
Changing your entire diet instantly, or rapidly, fails like 99% of the time for the average person. For strength athletes/athletes it's usually easier but only because theyve done it for so long and energy, recovery and composition results are much more important than flavors and textures.
W0lfsbl00d
*And muscle mass increases your metabolism, it regulates 80% of your glucose and insulin, it increases healthy hormones, it fights heart disease, it increases cancer survivability and outcome, it protects your joints, it boosts your immune system, it can improve your mood and mind and it helps fight fascists.
meme2zombie
My current problem with increasing muscles is I've hit a wall with legs and working on arms makes all my shirts uncomfortable. :P
W0lfsbl00d
*you can also flip around your routine. Depending on your split you can try hitting legs when youre fresher in the week. Or separately from upper body, or together with upper body.
Or separate leg days into hitting the different groups like glute/ham/abductor day, and a quad/calves/adductor day, squat day, deadlift day. But if you're hitting one group hard give it a rest day or two, while hitting other areas
Make sure you're doing lateral hip raises and tibialis raises too, everyone skips 'em
W0lfsbl00d
Hahaha yeah, Im 6'3 gaining strength and size at a constant 260 for years. I've had to go up to only 2x and 3x shirts cuz of traps lifting, shoulders and lats widening. And a lot of my fairly recently bought boxers are too tight around my glutes and hips now.
Try switching up how you hit legs, add a new movement, or angles/feet placement, holds/eccentrics, drop sets, making sure you're going to, or near, failure in a safe way, Myo reps. You can add a bit more protein/creatine after leg days.