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Who in the world hits on someone in the toilet paper aisle of fucking Walmart
Apr 26, 2017 10:52 PM
420blazeitbitchez
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AtsaMattaForYou
http://imgur.com/aI72x7m
nervesatme
MileHighLivin
Iaimtomisbehave
TomahawkJackson
I read that as "in the toilet paper section and this guy started shitting on me"
FizzleBurger
NSFW, but very relevant https://i1.wp.com/www.sexylosers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sl173.jpg?w=504&ssl=1
PrincessNakedMoleRat
THIS IS A COMMENT.
Pengarr
"This is the future the liberals want."
snuffcarcass
But it has to happen at Whole Foods.
Thequantumfactor
LolDudeThatWasSick
Heroic
ItsActuallyDavidNow
TheStaffmaster
#thedangersofbeingbutch
michaelladawn
Was drinking my tea, damn near spewed that out when I read that. That's too funny.
AManWoman
"Friendly reminder"
rfkile
And then the whole store started clapping
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
The stores name? Albert Einstein
testzero
B3holder
I don't think someone who starts their anecdotes with "friendly reminder that..." does a lot of RL people interacting
Undeity
Maybe they've repeatedly told it before. Maybe this is literally the only interesting that has happened to them, so they always bring it up.
B3holder
"yesterday"
SendMePornAndNudes
a boy looking girl or a girl looking boy, whats the difference
shootan
Oh man, that is the perfect thing to say if I ever get rejected
Krazzok
Directed by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong
blackwidowsideboob
I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex.
CherubCow
OMG I'M COMMENTING ON TUMBLR IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS AMAZING TO ME
GimmeGhostBoots
IM LITERALLY CRYING
RyQuaza
iM LITERALLY DYING LMAOOOOOOOO
AVoiceOfReason
I'M SCREAMING
IPutLinesOnPaper
WHO DID THIS?!!!?!?!?!?
Hetuni
DELET THIS
NQMT
I CAN'T
snailz4dreams
smule
cash me outside tho - security guard
Zelkon527
420blazeitbitchez
Perfect
ichosethewrongcollegedegree
DonDraperSC
+1 for Rocky Horror Picture Show
LaVulpe
backet
How about mthat
thealmightywalrus420
How bout dah?
AwfulOutlook
That's super gay.
ninizcool
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
hiphoptherobot
Story of my life.
postbluex
At least she didn't have a guy come up to her in Walmart & tell he she looks like a fat Kirsten Dunst but not to worry cuz she wears it well
missmalice
Story time?
CanadianDegen
Unless he just did that to cover his tracks lma
Kayelle87
SAME THING happened to me outside of Crews in T.O and the guy gave me a nasty look as if I had tricked him purposefully. "beautiful boy" lol
USvette1
Tumbler, is that you?
84USNGT
I have also hit on a cute guy to then find out he was a really a lesbian. Very confusing to say the least.
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
Time to spit some bars 1/?
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
Using entirely autocorrect
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
I'm sure you can do it again but you don't know how many times you do say that you are not obligated or whatever to do you just like that
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
I'm sure you will get it now but it's still not good enough for me some good thing I don't think it is the best app I've seen but it
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
is your favorite song on your mind
Ladybug505
Who in the world hits on someone in the toilet paper aisle of fucking Walmart
MJC1990
Gay people. Gay people hit on each other in the toilet paper aisle in Walmart. FYI; am gay, can confirm.
sadquesadilla
"you won't be the only thing I'll use and flush"
unrythmed
Gay dudes. They got keep that shit clean.
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dogfrost9
Wal-Martians
Zagan88
Welcome to the wonderful unexpected world of walmart
CatUpVote
The same who has a "mommy" who leaves him/her crying in the toilet paper alone. Poor thing!
Bondedrobin
People who shop at Walmart
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
Twiggeh
Opportunists, thats who
Hammsammiches
If you buy cheap toilet paper, I assume I can treat you like cheap toilet paper. If you don't respect your asshole, how can I respect you?
Ladybug505
PREACH
PerlerBeads4Dayz
I got asks to go to a man's apartment at 8:45am in the target electronic section.
Caffynated
It's times like this that I'm thankful I'm too ugly to get hit on.
PerlerBeads4Dayz
Im not even conventionally hot! Or skinny! I think he was just that lonely. And i have boobs i guess.
guardianoftwosmallgods
Teenagers.
skrimg59
anything is possible when the story is made up
spartantalk
At least they're equipped to deal with the shit
DomoriGato
Someone with no shits left to give.
Arsikere
people who go to walmart
TinyBoots314159
I got hit on in the curtain section of Walmart
CanadianLadyMoose
"Damn gurl you shit with that ass?"
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
How is that different than hitting on someone in any public place though?
SomewhatOxygenated
Please don't hit on people in public places
EvilDeadTed
BadImgeruser
I see you're already well on your way, but please don't reproduce.
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
K. I'll sneak into their homes and do it
angrywithoutcheese
Have you been to Wal-Mart?
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
Yes and I've bought toilet paper there so I guess I assume someone else like me has too and maybe I"d want to talk to them.
angrywithoutcheese
Valid point
CookieJames
Lesbians
Mumalot
honest answer to OCquestion: ppl with diaper or scat fetishes?
Jerojero
The real question here!
geekyisland
Someone who thinks you're the shit
MyMiddleNameIsLiterallyJoy
Is this a thing? Because I've been hit on twice recently in two different Walmarts, and the only other person to hit on me this year was 1/2
MyMiddleNameIsLiterallyJoy
A homeless guy. 2/2
gad885
Excuse me for prioritizing a clean ass in my partner
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Grocery stores are actually a decent place to hook up. Never figured out why.
DMGuy
Dude...it's Walmart.
JapAnus
Wal-Mart people are wierd
GermanForJohn
Shitty people
WatcheroftheWays
As Nash puts it "There is nothing sexy at the walmart!"
Burritoheart
Do you not?
IneedtochangemyusernameandIguessthiswillhavetodo
nobody because this is made up
remembergoliad
I was hit on shopping for a shower curtain in Walmart.
TheDarkLordOfTrees
"I see you prefer extra-soft. I also have good taste."
zebil
Wouldn't you rather find out if they buy 1 ply right from the start?
SickOfThisCessPool
The people of Walmart
Nondino
I'm going to be honest I'm not attractive and I have also been hit on at a Walmart on more than one occasion. It's just a hoppin place
ThePuffNomadic
Real men
inbeingtoday
someone with cojones
craz3d
I worked at Walmart during law school. When shitty customers were being shitty, I'd walk by & fart. (I've almost always got one)
odraencoded
*both go pick some generic toilet paper brand* *hands touch* "Oh my god! We have so much in common."
TraceofSpades
There are place in the world where literally the only thing for miles is walmart. I mean like 50-60 miles of fields and walmart.
Smes
Have you seen the people that goes to a Walmart?
Ladybug505
Yeah they ain't worth hitting on
SergeantCorgi
I will take "That did not fucking happen" for 500, Alex.
Saxit
Go outside.
testzero
GingerKony
I will take "generic ass comment everyone says when Tumblr is brought up" for 400 hundred, Alex.
SergeantCorgi
It is not generic, it is Digorno
Groznek
Nothing ever happens with you people.
Mrginger128
Why not? Things do happen in the real world you know that right?
Thekingofbeans
They do, but most of the ones you read online don't. Especially if they have to do with someone being gay, autistic, trans, or racist.
MagicalScientist
So wait, I've heard things in all those categories save for autistic. Got any examples?
Thekingofbeans
https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/ Go nuts.
AllHailTheCritbow
Please tag me too if you reply, as an autistic person myself i want to see what tumblr fakes about us.
Thekingofbeans
Usually along the lines of "my autistic cousin" followed by some crazy rainman story.
DeadChildrenAreDelicious
Hey reality is stranger than fiction. I'm autistic and I get hit on. With a stick.
Thekingofbeans
No it's not. Think of the strangest thing you know that's true. Now add Hitler in sequins.
DeadChildrenAreDelicious
Joke aside this sounds like a made up phrase but I can support with evidence: We sell coconut shells to fuel Chinese factories.
DeadChildrenAreDelicious
Not kidding. I could show you but we just sold our last batch to a Taiwanese so maybe next week.
Mrginger128
Can I ask why you think that? If something like this happens you can bet it'll be posted to the internet, it's all people do now
Thekingofbeans
Yes, but for every true story posted to the internet, there are multiple fakes. Take a trip over to r/thathappened and see if you believe it
Mrginger128
Just assuming everything is fake then smugly pointing it out in every post just ruins the fun though tbh.
testzero
It's because his life is so boring, so he refuses to believe anything interesting happens to anyone else.
Thekingofbeans
Sure, that's gotta be it.