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Dog tax :)
MarioBoon
I think Martha is a bit of a bitch
RavensX1X
Upvoted for the bunny. That is all.
SoooooOriginal
#4 And the further you go, the steeper the slide gets.
honeybadger16
Ellipsis. "Three dotty bois" is called an 'ellipsis'.
FranktheMailman
#20 if that's who I think it is, another fitting quote would be "I HAVE DIABEETUS"
Amoore1300c
Who stores babby shoes in the ice box?
ImNotBack4Round2
Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat
Mastotcp
Fuck Martha!
Salvadut69
#15 is probably staged
RobRobxD1
FaecalJacksonPollock
IS EGG REVERSE POTATO?? WE DEMAND ANSWERS, OP!
KoRplussomeletters
Kinda? Egg has proteins which solidify when heated, potato has starch which breaks down when heated.
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
He will be mad....but only for a minute.
UnPunkMonk
Martha...? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??!!
eromitlab
#23 OMGOMG BUNNEH OMFG
iamsandra
These were SOLID! Good job, OP!
stjohnixx
I thought that birthday card said "Shart" and those were tricky turds.
calenturian
#17 I legit thought the vegetables had little faces.
PAPASQUATT
That muscle mac looks weak as fuck
EricTyldisfunction
#22 Today I learned that Thomas and Martha Wayne’s deaths were actually a murder suicide by Thomas, simply because she didn’t like Space Jam
statutoryape
This was a choice post, I shall upvote it posthaste. Thank you kind sir, good sir.
2cute2poot
I am a lady but thank u nonetheless, kind sir
ChickenNutguts
What a beautiful doggy!!
2cute2poot
Thank you!!
ProxyPlayerHD
AnathemaNoreh
#5 Until you get executed for being a witch
Asteroidrules
#9 What.
Raikkappa23
Can I be one of your internet friends? Those are some spicy [even though I've seen almost all of them before] memes you got there!
stimelstomo
Two pix of woody harrelson side by side? real creative
NiceFicus
I was truly in awe of that person's observation. It wad so spot on, but I'd never make that connection.
AlPal2020
Have you tried not turning into a hot dog?
daaaBlues
I thought the next pic of the life waterslide was the hotdog going through the colon
TommyCreo
It's not that simple, geez.
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
Way to put the burden of responsibility on the victim you ignorant slut
ImZeldanotLink
I don’t think op can answer, due to the fact that op is a hot dog and hot dogs don’t have fingers.
puppyflips
Feck
Chaosfea
But they are kinda like a finger, just look at him
TheZompocalypse
Eh I don't see it......
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
They’re also kinda like a dick
pretendtobenormal
IS EGG REVERSE POTATO???
Badassiel
Yes because someone is looking for a cuddle double
Grimmrog
is a dick a reverse potatoe? behaves similar when stuff gets hot.
10sky
yea
butterflyash
Those just got better and better the longer I looked.
Tellmeaboutyourlife
I legit laughed at the ferret one
MemeMcgee
ARE BRICKS DOMESTICATED ROCKS
TotalLiar
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
riceronijones360
This fucking website...
Spkch
What... What did I miss?
MichiMikey
#22 read all the text
Spkch
Hahaha what the actual fuck.... All those other texts make little sense! Totally missed those gems.
Chilltitz
I can't stop crying
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
John Travolta
SoggyWheatbiks
...Must be able to tolerate the smell of pistachios.
BlueWaffleHouse
I don't get it :(
Nibbets
#22
IDontPostAnything
Upper left of the wanted ad picture. Wanted ad picture is second from last I believe