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I'm dubbing it: The Perp Walk: Vehicular Edition
Safi ✨
byronwilliams4010
#49 "I thought I had vomited up my immortal soul." - Mark Twain
Tolocamp
#8 That is just running with extra wheels.
Kyzyl
#42 Business names in 2200's "after all the Emoji were used up for business names, all we have are Unicode Sanskrit glyphs"
jenofthelake
#26 NEVER!
ConsumerOfStories
#17 track and field, 100m especially
StarSaber317
#26 that's why i save up for movers.
UltraLincoln
#42 one cause is there are fewer good URLs left for their domains 🤣
L0rdinquisit0r
#6 parliment vote: the eyes have it
ElroydIsGone
British windshields have to be made from the same material as the glasses in "They live". It's a consumer law!
FortifiedWhine
#5 Fuck. So was I. I've had the same email for 21 years and the same phone # for 26...
middlenameconfusion
#8 I... assume... it's like regular running, but since there's a frame supporting the body's weight it puts less stress on the knees.
73Challenger318
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZmFzaGx5aHU4cW9hdzN3bmI3Y2xtbGIyNG1uamZpbjY0MDQzeXh3MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l0HlvHSlAXYlz6Y92/200w.webp
se7enblessings
#26 I've only thrown my back out once and that was picking up a box of books when moving apartments. "They're just books, can't be that heavy right? "
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
The rule is always to use small boxes for books. You might have a crap ton of boxes to move but you will not injure yourself or others! Alternatively, get a dolly & move that shit.
ThatQuietlySmirking
I got my name as my email because no one else in the world (so far as I'm aware) has the same name.
crabpuss
#26 I have wardrobe boxes of books and this has not yet deterred me
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
#6 The paparazzi pic? Not that unique, surely?
BoredLyron
#45 LotR *is* a remake. There are too many shots that reflect the Bakshi animated LotR that it is clear Jackson took influences/paid tribute to it.
However I am completely open to a muppet version. The only problem would be that the Swedish Chef would be perfect for way too many roles. Though I would probably go with Saruman, as the white color already matches and Saruman was known for his eloquence and ability to influence people with his words.
L0rdinquisit0r
#34 big bird id big
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
#20 his fucking WHAT?!
Zooperfalcon
Wore 'em during filming of Captain America; scene at the start where he's running "barefoot" through the streets...
phoenix0path
Likely required PPE.
TheNotGreatDane
#17 I still wouldn't play a sport.
SavageDrums
#16 Sometimes? I have absolutely no idea how my thoughts are going to end until I've stopped talking.
Prototypo
#17 Hockey seems like something fun I missed out on, but probably baseball for the non-contact aspect. What? You thought all men would get upset if you implied they are not athletic? Those aren't men, they are boys.
EmeraldLight
#8 Not gonna lie, as someone with bad knees who wants to be more active outside of the water doing more than just hobbling around, I'd try it
NOINITIATIVE
#18 next bond villain? "Diamondgaze"
TocinoATX
#2 A good whole hog barbecue joint serves it "from the rooter to the tooter."
SatansRepairDroid
What a good pic of Safi
NunyuhBusiness
#45 I might actually watch that one
byronwilliams4010
#11 Doesn't beat the picture in the Time-Life WW2 book series showing RAF personnel smoking while assembling grenades.
middlenameconfusion
#44 I hope Nazgul did well enough to place in the top 3. That's all I ask.
horsesareevil
honorary good boi gold
SomethingSomethingUserName123
#5 Just get rid of the horrible gmail. I got my full name on proton.me like a year ago. You can still make it. you snooze you loose!
cardinal29
Please. I have my name in gmail AND in hotmail! I call them "legacy" accounts. So old, they're cool again.
justaguyinthebackrow
#3 Yeah, that's unhinged.
JustDumbCommentsAndCorrections
Say what you will, he understood the assignment and delivered.
derpderpderp182
I kind of like it. The microwave we had growing up was just one knob… indefinitely preferred that to what we have now.
However that thing was HUGE. Like 100 pounds and like 3ft by 3ft by 3ft.
gcleff19101
I'd burn my house down I get too distracted
canadaslittlereader
My gramma has done this my whole life
PrecogFrogOnALog
Imagine how much time they're saving every month by not having to press the numbers every time
InfOracle
I mean, 100%, but also....you know??
Bleppo
#49 I hear the Irish call that "puking the ring", as in, puking so hard your asshole comes outta your mouth
DickLaurantIsDead
Checks out +1
Thargrid
Irish, can confirm.
Comet260
Those Irish have an expression for everything!
Mugz
Australians are usually first past the post on these sorts of things. Fair play to the Irish on this one.
mikewicked
As an Aussie, we also say this.
vanillarogue
they have such a way with words <3
mothmam
Such natural poets