May 13, 2019 9:01 AM
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TanDumpLord
Finally more uses for my girlfriend's massage stick that she exclusively uses on her back.
Mephistophel3s
Deadass I've done this same thing with an electric toothbrush. Couldnt believe it actually worked.
NandoEdits
Back in my day we weren’t afraid to get blisters, we’d get 2 sometimes 5 on one thumb! We’d rub Cheeto dust into em and start again...
HitachiMagicWand
Is there anything I can't do?
TacoFox
Those are some really relaxed cam...game controllers.
zmanz
Hitachiiiii
moneybroom
v
Scar1203
I just used a drill with a Phillips bit...
silentwolf1999
Another unrealistic expectation for boy gamers.....
KindaClueless
Why is the Microphone shaking so much?
ExplainThisJoke
Is this what they mean by "Tool Assisted Speedrun"?
Tigermd
And now the button sticks
BorkBorkasson
Was a game like this on the Amiga. If you had the TAC-2 joystick, you could unscrew the ball and waggle the stick with a mixmaster ftw.
Looked like this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Normal_tac2.jpg
Spoonland
cr4zy0ne
But now your mom cant play!
tarataqa
She always joins in after dark.
ThisGuyHere
We used Squiggle Pens back in the late 80's/early 90's. My sister had a ton of them and didn't like us using them. No idea why...
Treblaine
"tool" assisted.
IamHereForTheComments
Now lick it
ImBiggusDickus2
Used our shirts over our fingers and rubbed over the buttons side to side really fast. Best way to do it without damaging the buttons.
westwingturbos
These were "back massagers" back in the days of mail order catalogs. Along with black velcro shoes.
hyjukilo
8.94 seconds for the 100m. Damn.
Schlagerfuzzi
c64 decathlon - 100m dash - the WORRRRRRSTTT!!! don't try it with micro-switches
ilhares
The entire Summer Olympics game was a recipe for broken things. Joysticks, fingers..
Maultasche
Idsertian
Good lord.
jonathanaugle
Reflective desires for all those interested
tornik
So that's why my girlfriend has one.
BronzeLeaguePro
She's an old school player.
Helveticus
Keep telling yourself that! ?
gregbillsy86
My wife hides her controller in her sock drawer
2quick4u
So she can reach the finish line before you.
doubtingdisciple
Or at all
tonyferry
Underrated
onceanimrodalwaysanimrod
Kid ripped off Mothers little helper
UnsolicitedPicnics
Oh, so that's what it's used for.
thornlord
Yes...
MajorNikon
It's actually a paint stirrer
Quizz25S
I found out my GF had one, she claimed it was for nintendo NES competitions. I guess she was telling the truth.
Good luck to her, I hope she wins.
FrodoShrugged
We would use a AA battery on its side and rub it back and forth over the button real fast. Wait...that sounds... well, anyway, we did.
yodatreat
Pencil worked well for this too!
NotMyUsualOnlineName
We used a plastic spoon. Hold it so the handle ran along the palm side of your index finger and the inside of the spoon part was at the end
idmt
Old-style comb here.
Yep! , I've done that too! awww .. the good ol' days. And wired controllers- hard to imagine that now.
of your finger, bottom of spoon towards the controller.
MadeanAccountforAdultToggle
Every girl might have masturbated with a controller but no one has ever thought to masturbate the controller
LittlemissEm
Every girl has masturbated with a controller? I havent ever heard of that much less done it
GuW69
Well, I guess it's your turn...
ZackWester
well the PS2 controller had some insane vibration. remember firing the MG in medal of honor risings sun and the hand been somewhat saken
when done.
Rathner
Pretty sure he made a joke about being "The controller" of a controller. And no one masturbates with him.
Nope not the controller of a controller Really meant a video game controller Cobblestone streets in racing games or certain boss battle cut
But thanks for the random attack against my virginity Good work there
etopsirhc
back in my day we caused selective seizures in our hands to tap that quick!
DodderingCommandant97
Pictures you can hear
ihateimgurffs
My controller had "auto-fire" so I would win every time. :)
tomobach
You mean nerve tapping
CoolHandRK
Nintendo MAX controller. Problem solved.
Thefear1984
Had two, awesome way to beat button Mashers
Rexkuando
We used to use a pencil or pen and go back and forth
NuclearMonk
We did the same with a AA battery
Aimela
That's why you utilize your forearm; Don't use your wrist.
M1S0
I use butterfly click instead you use two fingers and you don't need seizures, to do that basically:
One finger tap the other is ready to tap as soon as the one that is tapping goes up, it is much better that seizures, it is more precise
lifeisadadjoke
Used to use a plastic ruler until they added the button caps.
After they added the button caps, we used a homemade u-shaped version
CynicalClinicalWalrus
Hah I remember doing that! Cept now I’m old and get some form of tendinitis if I try it.
D1cklover
I still play retro games on old consoles regularly and it hurts but it's worth it.
IAmBigSmelly
I did it a couple weeks ago playing metal gear solid at the torture sequence. My hand has yet to recover
morkl
My hand has yet to recover from playing the torture sequence 20 years ago.
Fucking facts. I just suppress the pain then play it again and get pstd
Lmfao the ultimate sacrifice.
TanDumpLord
Finally more uses for my girlfriend's massage stick that she exclusively uses on her back.
Mephistophel3s
Deadass I've done this same thing with an electric toothbrush. Couldnt believe it actually worked.
NandoEdits
Back in my day we weren’t afraid to get blisters, we’d get 2 sometimes 5 on one thumb! We’d rub Cheeto dust into em and start again...
HitachiMagicWand
Is there anything I can't do?
TacoFox
Those are some really relaxed cam...game controllers.
zmanz
Hitachiiiii
moneybroom
Scar1203
I just used a drill with a Phillips bit...
silentwolf1999
Another unrealistic expectation for boy gamers.....
KindaClueless
Why is the Microphone shaking so much?
ExplainThisJoke
Is this what they mean by "Tool Assisted Speedrun"?
Tigermd
And now the button sticks
BorkBorkasson
Was a game like this on the Amiga. If you had the TAC-2 joystick, you could unscrew the ball and waggle the stick with a mixmaster ftw.
BorkBorkasson
Looked like this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Normal_tac2.jpg
Spoonland
cr4zy0ne
But now your mom cant play!
tarataqa
She always joins in after dark.
ThisGuyHere
We used Squiggle Pens back in the late 80's/early 90's. My sister had a ton of them and didn't like us using them. No idea why...
Treblaine
"tool" assisted.
IamHereForTheComments
Now lick it
ImBiggusDickus2
Used our shirts over our fingers and rubbed over the buttons side to side really fast. Best way to do it without damaging the buttons.
westwingturbos
These were "back massagers" back in the days of mail order catalogs. Along with black velcro shoes.
hyjukilo
8.94 seconds for the 100m. Damn.
Schlagerfuzzi
c64 decathlon - 100m dash - the WORRRRRRSTTT!!! don't try it with micro-switches
ilhares
The entire Summer Olympics game was a recipe for broken things. Joysticks, fingers..
Maultasche
Idsertian
Good lord.
jonathanaugle
Reflective desires for all those interested
tornik
So that's why my girlfriend has one.
BronzeLeaguePro
She's an old school player.
Helveticus
Keep telling yourself that! ?
gregbillsy86
My wife hides her controller in her sock drawer
2quick4u
So she can reach the finish line before you.
doubtingdisciple
Or at all
tonyferry
Underrated
onceanimrodalwaysanimrod
Kid ripped off Mothers little helper
UnsolicitedPicnics
Oh, so that's what it's used for.
thornlord
Yes...
MajorNikon
It's actually a paint stirrer
Quizz25S
I found out my GF had one, she claimed it was for nintendo NES competitions. I guess she was telling the truth.
UnsolicitedPicnics
Good luck to her, I hope she wins.
FrodoShrugged
We would use a AA battery on its side and rub it back and forth over the button real fast. Wait...that sounds... well, anyway, we did.
yodatreat
Pencil worked well for this too!
NotMyUsualOnlineName
We used a plastic spoon. Hold it so the handle ran along the palm side of your index finger and the inside of the spoon part was at the end
idmt
Old-style comb here.
FrodoShrugged
Yep! , I've done that too! awww .. the good ol' days. And wired controllers- hard to imagine that now.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
of your finger, bottom of spoon towards the controller.
MadeanAccountforAdultToggle
Every girl might have masturbated with a controller but no one has ever thought to masturbate the controller
LittlemissEm
Every girl has masturbated with a controller? I havent ever heard of that much less done it
GuW69
Well, I guess it's your turn...
ZackWester
well the PS2 controller had some insane vibration. remember firing the MG in medal of honor risings sun and the hand been somewhat saken
ZackWester
when done.
Rathner
Pretty sure he made a joke about being "The controller" of a controller. And no one masturbates with him.
MadeanAccountforAdultToggle
Nope not the controller of a controller Really meant a video game controller Cobblestone streets in racing games or certain boss battle cut
MadeanAccountforAdultToggle
But thanks for the random attack against my virginity Good work there
etopsirhc
back in my day we caused selective seizures in our hands to tap that quick!
DodderingCommandant97
Pictures you can hear
ihateimgurffs
My controller had "auto-fire" so I would win every time. :)
tomobach
You mean nerve tapping
CoolHandRK
Nintendo MAX controller. Problem solved.
Thefear1984
Had two, awesome way to beat button Mashers
Rexkuando
We used to use a pencil or pen and go back and forth
NuclearMonk
We did the same with a AA battery
Aimela
That's why you utilize your forearm; Don't use your wrist.
M1S0
I use butterfly click instead you use two fingers and you don't need seizures, to do that basically:
M1S0
One finger tap the other is ready to tap as soon as the one that is tapping goes up, it is much better that seizures, it is more precise
lifeisadadjoke
Used to use a plastic ruler until they added the button caps.
tarataqa
After they added the button caps, we used a homemade u-shaped version
CynicalClinicalWalrus
Hah I remember doing that! Cept now I’m old and get some form of tendinitis if I try it.
D1cklover
I still play retro games on old consoles regularly and it hurts but it's worth it.
IAmBigSmelly
I did it a couple weeks ago playing metal gear solid at the torture sequence. My hand has yet to recover
morkl
My hand has yet to recover from playing the torture sequence 20 years ago.
IAmBigSmelly
Fucking facts. I just suppress the pain then play it again and get pstd
CynicalClinicalWalrus
Lmfao the ultimate sacrifice.