Gritty Rolling in like Gandalf
OPPENHEIMER JFK NAME DROP
When family asks why I'm not going to the BBQ
It's blue
Nice
Coming Out The Weekend like…
KEY RACE ALERT!
Get to Dave Grohl NOW!!
Dementia sucks...
KRAZY LARRY!!!
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Anyone else?...
Trump speaks to Cartel leaders...
That last one was huge...
Here's a Rona gif for ya'll
Costume Contest 2019
When your parents talk about your conception...
Ice
Frick You! (With Sound!)
My friends and I made a thing!
Frick You! No, Frick You!
Surprise- Oh Shit!!
Went to the store today...
Antonio Brown taunts Police in pursuit...
All to make Thanos look bad...
I've never related more to a robot than I do now...
Currently at jury summons...
... but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and - Oh! Please don’t F*k this up!! :’)
2018 - The Year I Rediscovered Libraries and stopped using Audible (Support your local Libraries!)
Every Friday be like...
MWR during the 29th...
Skele-Shark!
Go Pikachu!
I want a woman to look at me the way this woman looks at trump...
My first 29th....
That one time Spidey got owned by a vibrator...
I’m here!
Home Stretch on Fridays...
They all seemed so concerned...
When people ask “are you ok?”
Wanna make an Old Fashioned?
It's Ok... I'm here... Mama's here...
*sigh* Every time...
Oh!... yeah no, I get it.
Before rain... after rain...
Ugh... My Cat is the worst at DMing
Jokes from Chicago be like...
SPAWN UpVote...
I hate tabloids... He's just bloated!
Where's Drake?... Oh.
Made this for our group chat whenever someone makes a bad joke...
Remember Kids!
Yup yup...
When you ask your homies if they wanna chill and they say Nah cuz they got killed by Thanos...