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Jan 10, 2019 11:33 PM
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fiddlewheelx
There is nothing more heartbreaking than a father losing a son
MrSnugglepants
For some reason i always picture people saying this kind of stuff while smearing old mayo on their chest and staring at me with dead eyes.
SierraMike850
Thanks.
defabs86
i keep telling myself one more
Erumun
But suicide is the solution to all my problems. =(
EetEezDarkUpstairs
Thank you for this post. 2018 sucked donkey schlong but I made it through with the help of a new fur child and lurking on imgur
joakley13
I always have them. Isnt that normal
MrGrundy
I make no promises.
Cottonflame
Thank you
ClearancetheWhale
Never alone.
ThisIsntFlyingThisIsFallingWithStyle
Oh boy did I need this. Trying to make it through 2019 as well. One day at a time
gbombuh
If you’re looking for a sign to keep going tonight - this is it
MattMcC980
I mean the only reason I can't go through with is the fear of death so I doubt congrats are in order.
JimJamesJimothyHalpert
ANY reason to NOT do it, is a great reason
Aricj
I saw the girl that said she loved me on Facebook kissing another man as her profile photo, my grandmother just suffered a massive stroke
canonlyturnright
Looks like Ill lose my job this year (with many others) my marriage is a painful shell of what it used to be and massive debt. Yay 2019 ?
MonsantoBee
Thank you.
TedTheMan
Woohoo!
jwill79
In 2018 I lost my dad, had to put my mom in a nursing home and had 4 of their cats die that I adopted. It almost got me.
JimJamesJimothyHalpert
You made it through, buddy. stay strong, make 2019 your bitch.
GoGoDigit
Thank you! One day at a fucking time, chest cold and everything.
TheGodlySka
I'm reading this in 2020, are they still happy I made it?
JimJamesJimothyHalpert
Absolutely. Ill be happy every day that you make it.
LobsterBandito
This year has been pretty terrible so far. Cat has to be put down in the next few days and I’ve been out of town for weeks and don’t get (1)
LobsterBandito
to see her one last time. “When you hit rock bottom, you’d be surprised how much give the floor has” (2)
wellthatworkedoutbrilliantly
Putting my dog of 15+ years down in the morning a week after laying my gran to rest. I'm sure your kitty knew you loved her
wellthatworkedoutbrilliantly
Thanks, still trying to push through. It's real rough right now but one day at a time
JimJamesJimothyHalpert
I know you can make it . You deserve to make it
Dangeruff
May the dumpster fire of 2019 be warmer and more comforting than last year’s- cheers
daddyissues91
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IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Decibal
Not if I take them with me...
ShadysFreakshow
I got muscular dystrophy. I WILL end up as a vegetable. Im taking my self out before that happens - fuck if imma go vegan.
TheMadOnion
if there is one thing that has kept me from killing myself. It's not my loved ones. It's so I don't give my enemies the satisfaction.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
SquigglyBeast
When I was suicidal in my teens, I kept telling myself "nah, I gotta fuck the world as much as it's fucked me"
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Wholesome Satan
ElBarbu
zanefree60
Alright fine murder it is
LongEaredGaloot
If I have made a friend of my enemy, have I not defeated them?
Whatisthisafontsizeforants
What if my only enemy is myself?
Isingwer
Sounds like school shooter logic to me
Sawsomebullshit
What happens when the only enemy you have left is yourself?
parasztarcal
Like with regular enemies, you don't let the fucker kill you.
AnythingMuchShorter
Be cruel and don't let that bastard take the easy way out, prolong your enemy's suffering.
upvotehypnotoad
Kill the enemy
TheFeralDog
Can't let that fucker outlive you, take him out before he takes you out!
AVeryDedicatedDuck
This is how one reaches immortality.
hugemuffin
You gotta outlive yourself. Can't do that if you kill yourself.
Namotatop
Then you get a superhero/villain relationship where you won't allow anyone to hate yourself but yourself.
iputthefiresout
As someone in their 30's who battled those demons in their teens, you can make. Find something to live for, a hobby, a pet, w/e you need 1/
ilovegramsalot
Why? Why do I need to put in so much effort just to live for the sake of living?
iputthefiresout
Because you are special, you are worthwhile, and, whether you know it or not, you've made an impact on this world. Whether you believe 1/
iputthefiresout
It or not, there is someone who would mourn your loss. 2/2
hugemuffin
Living for something is so much better than dying for nothing.
iputthefiresout
to make it one more day. I pray everyone could be like me in that you wake up one day and have many things to live for, and those demons 2/
iputthefiresout
are forever silenced. 3/3
saeheria
I just hope I can get my life back together after having it turned to dust for the last 8 years (am 32)
iputthefiresout
Every step, no matter how small is a victory. Count your victories. Getting out of bed can be a victory, cleaning your home, anything (1/
iputthefiresout
you find challenging that you find the strength to do is a victory. Keep track and after a while, look back at all your victories 2/2
DrSharkbite
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
This kinda started lik 2016
Zodiacc91
Can’t wait for 2022
JustAPileOfCats
HoukouUkage
That's a great use of that scene.
Bandana7Jack
The revolver! It kills me everytime
LivingDecomposition
I think that's what they're for
Bandana7Jack
Oh that was good
PianoMan2112
Literal LOL - I forgot Drevin's final slap at the end.
theuberzer
I miss my ex man, nothing I do seems to stop me thinking about her
DeezNutsDontRust
I'm right there with you, friend
AnonOmis1000
Tacos. You are now thinking of tacos
JustAPileOfCats
MexicanHandOff
Oh i'm with you there.
theuberzer
Did they dump you? Or was it mutual?
MexicanHandOff
Left me. We lived together and I had to quit my job and move across state. She's real nice.
QuickdrawTheOutlaw
Same
BigFatBobbie
This guy looks like Robin Williams and Saddam Hussain had a very sad son.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
The missing comma after “ex” made the “her” pronoun confusing.
Layhult
I can’t stop thinking about your ex either.
defabs86
fucking brutal. it’s been a month for me. honestly it’s been getting worse. hoping i’m nearing the peak of the bell curve now
manbearpig4
Same here bro. Been single over a year now. Took her only 2 months to find someone else. Don’t dwell on it too much.
bandarr5000
Same
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iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
So you're single?
theuberzer
Lol yeah
LesserSam
It's been months and I still wake up thinking about mine. It's worst when I forget for a bit then remember. Lemme know if you figure it out.
Sooothisonethyme
In the same boat and it sucks...
BigFatBobbie
"Ex man"?
BigFatBobbie
Only time will heal that wound. I promise
BigFatBobbie
AerialFootage
I'd say it gets easier with time, but it doesnt
rickdogg
Fuckkk this is currently my life as well
eisodoszao
Been four years for me. It does get better, but it takes real effort. Hang in there.
Kazoodles0
Kazoodles0
Take it one day at a time
Zreen
Between the age of 13 and 15 I'd have this recurring dream that something horrible would happen on August 21, 2021. Not sure if it'd be me
Khandash
My 34th birthday might be interesting
TheChelsanator
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Rarenimrod
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JustAPileOfCats
Let's bookmark this for later study.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
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ThatgifwithaCat
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TheatreStreet
Thanks, jerk
lemogera
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nuanceuponatime
Ooh we’re getting close
SillyRabbitThatsMurder
Screen shot this then post on August 21, 2021 with an update, I guess?
atimeforeeverything
Wow, an actual dot post that doesn't relate to porn. Amazing!
Mistress0fMayhem
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mille488
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SlagathorTheThird
I dream about sea of potatoes, what's your point?
Zreen
Nothing, just thought I'd bring it up
Stephtastic91
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TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
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ThisGuyHere
Was it uneventful? I'm sure something horrible happened somewhere, but in the context of your comment... everything good?
ChinchillaLady22
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TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
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ThisGuyHere
I'll try to remember to check back around then to see if alls well.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
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Peanutaxolotl
For science
IAmErickson
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ImDreamingofaShiteChristmas
Can we make it this year instead please?
cien2004
See you in two years, lets find out
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
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Solbion
21st of August 2021 is when I'll check in on you and international news headlines. Good luck, Zreen.
Zreen
I've been in local headlines a few times. It's weird. I'm not anyone special
TolstoyTheFox
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NoThymeForPuns
That’ll be my 30th birthday... so yes something horrible
Superpandabus
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GroovyFBI
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DistantRelativeOfTommyRepeatTimmons
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Ponderpoo
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jedikimmy
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jellybeansuntan
That's my birthday, so I would prefer it to be a good day lol
Zreen
Seize that day and make it good!
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
Did you have a good day?
HellooooNurse
I don't normally . But this gets a . From me... See you in a couple years
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
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HellooooNurse
Well shit, here we are... I hope @Zreen is doing alright!
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
He hasnt replied yet. Im getting worried
HellooooNurse
They replied!
Zreen
HellooooNurse
Hey, glad to that you're still around
DVSBSTrD
That's when the Yellowstone Super Volcano is supposed to erupt.
Beepbopbadop
Soooo... party like it's 1999? Anyone?
Zreen
Interesting
ShadyBabies
Dude WTH thats the end of my enlistment in the Air Force.... please don't tell me leaving the military is going to be a bad thing?
TortieShmortie
Holy shit that's my end of commission in the AF... Welp.
Zreen
I didn't think my comment would get this much attention. I don't know if anything will happen. It was just a dream
Zreen
I don't think anything will happen. It was just a weird dream
JustAPileOfCats
Could be getting out at exactly the right moment.
ShadyBabies
Man I hope so, glad I went and did it, but can't wait to get out
LittleWolfiee
If I'm alive then, I look forward to checking this comment. Good luck imgur Nostradamus
Zreen
I don't think anything will happen of significance.
LittleWolfiee
Probably not, but its interesting to imagine
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
You still alive? Just checking in on everyone from this thread lmao. Ive waited too long for this day.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
. @ me on august 21, 2021.
TheatreStreet
Poop
CuteLioness
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Zreen
When I stopped having it I assumed enough had changed that the horrible thing wouldn't happen anymore. Sooo, sure I guess I'll@ u
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
We made it homie. Or at least i did. You alive still? @Zreen
ChicaFoxy
I love this for you two lol
Zreen
unfortunately lol
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
Mood.
ChicaFoxy
I love this lol