Yesterday was my last day at a job where I was underpaid and under appreciated.
July 29th be like...
I've been User Sub for YEARS, I hate Most Viral
MRW it's the holidays and my neighbor asks the chemical symbol of for potassium.
My 11th favorite, and it's still as smashing as ever.
What better way to celebrate 13 years than with chicken?
Few things are as culturally relevant as kids shows.
Ads don't bother me
The transvestite, street walking, blob fish wishes you a Merry Moop Day
My pastor made wearing masks a rule, but no longer enforces it.
MRW my wife asks me to finish her fries after I just ate a double quarter pounder and a large fry.
So close...
Paul, I'm sleepy, sing me a lullaby?
Seriously, I hate this country
With all these selfies...
Wisconsin be like
I'm trying asbestos I can