It’s gonna be wet out there, folks..

Sep 5, 2022 3:12 AM

AtticusTheTruck

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1st rule of science. Change your data if it looks like a dick. Or was it to look like a dick? Idk. It's more of an art than a science.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That weather gon be nutty

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As we enter the winter months, ground frost in some areas will be deeper and harder than in other areas.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THEN SHE WHIPPED OUT MY BIG TEN INCH

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

keep it moist

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Weather dong

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My BFF has such a huge crush on Damon Lane.

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Either that’s equivalent to 5.5”, or those a HUGE pair of … thunder heads.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh my god it's huge" - OP's Mom

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Give em the ol' wet dick

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"It's raining dicks halleluja!"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 inches? That's pretty bloody big!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For non imperial fanatics here: 10 inches = 25.4 cm

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahem, That's what she said

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a penis!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eener Meener i spot a Peener

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time to plant some corn

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nature is fucking you... And it's in the ass (Oklahoma).

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing wrong with some good butt sex

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think Oklahoma consents. But then again, consent might no longer be required by law in Oklahoma....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironically, Damon Lane is the only Oklahoma meteorologist who ISN'T a colossal dick.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

The comments from that post were golden before they took it down

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

slow n steady 10 inches - that's the difference between oooohhhh and aaahhhh right there.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a ?️‍? 10? Nty, I'll take <7

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Ugh I can’t do these anymore

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RIP

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v

3 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 1

I'd have been disappointed if this wasn't here.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Those other counties should just try some KY or something.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That’s a few states eastwards.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Expect a couple hard inches overnight. Try to wrap up and stay dry.

3 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 2

Penis

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, she's always dry when I'm around

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If things are dry during the hard inches, wrapped up or not, you're doing it wrong....

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And don't forget your rubbers !!!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

>> In case you aren't aware rubbers is another name for galoshes. If you don't know what galoshes are, I can't help you.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wellies?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't know what galoshes are, they are gumboots.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a term I haven’t hear in a long time….

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