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Truffle wrapped in edible gold leaf.
Jun 14, 2017 1:51 AM
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imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
Why ambassador you really do spoil us
ZachManDo
This just makes me want to gold foil my balls so I can teabag like a king!
SenorMacaroni
justacap
When you have no better way to show off how rich you are.
HawasKaPujari
It is very common to have indian sweet covered in silver leaf.
MrMantastic
This is what Lindt likes to pretend it's making.
yadofedop42
In India, its common with deserts. Gold and Silver.
ThatMeantSomethingDifferentInTheNavy
Eat them all and do a Tywin Lannister impression!
13AccentVA
Hello? Cash4Gold? I have some sh** I'd like to sell you.
MachineInterface
You guys gold leaves aren't particularly expensive, because they're really thin. It's like 4 dollars per square meter.
rouverius
wimetaste
Obvious question, but does your poop come out gold speckled?
tacosandedm
My dogs ate a bag of PB Hershey's Kisses once. Answer there?
somnif
Sort of. The gold is there, but its typically broken into such small pieces its not noticeable. If you wish to inspect closely, go ahead.
AlmightyHamSandwich
Yes. It is indigestible and simply rides out your intestines until you crap it out. In other words, you shit gold like a Lannister.
IWishMyParentsLeaveAlreadySoThatICanStartMasturbating
I don't know about you guys but I'm gonna try to sift thru da poo if there's anything there
hellojaney
Gol
thevortexmaster
Goddamnit!!! I was hoping for the mushroom truffle!
Iwillhaveoneofeverything
Take any kind of meal and add mushroom truffles or edible gold. Charge 50x more. Profit.
thevortexmaster
Agreed
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
I don't think people eat those things whole though. Usually shaved or infused in oil. Not sure if that's cause of the taste or how expensive
thevortexmaster
Ya you shave them or infuse with oil. Kinda tastes like savoury dirt in my opinion. I was just being silly with my comment
AShartInTheWind
Truffle butter?
TheMayorOfTittyCity
No a truffle. It is a mushroom. "Chocolate truffles" as so named because they look like real truffles.
AShartInTheWind
There goes that joke.
pres2pond
Yeah, this is just peasant food. The gold leaf is also way too thin.
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
Nikolai5
It doesn't actually cost as much as you think.
corvoalchemist
How much does it cost?
Nikolai5
Depends on where you buy it. About £20 for 25 sheets that size.
corvoalchemist
Thank you?
thisismyworkphone
Is there such a thing as gold poisoning?
Mithi
Yes, but not with pure gold but with gold-salts, witch are a completely different beast.
thesunman
yattadog
All gold leaf is edible.
Mithi
All gold is edible, if your teeth are good enough.
PurityOfEssence
this is unnecessary. yet, i want it.
Youropinionisirrelevant
Lulabel73
HaniiPuppy
Gold has an E number, E175.
theFartySarlacc
Ok I'll bite. What's an E number?
HaniiPuppy
Food additive classifications, you usually see them with preservatives and colourings.
DamnitLinus
FrogDNA
This needs more up votes.
Sheldonian
That's pretty much what happens when you eat gold
LordStarkillerHimself
That's gold, Jerry. Gold!
FrodorBaggins
They call it the golden turd
freezemichaelscoon
Roger?
LucidPariah
Followed by
CraftedLine
Still my favorite, gets me every time!
Meowfia
ugh that gif is so nasty
cisternakylie
Metallic poop can often be indicative of cancer of the ampulla of Vader (basically the end of the bile duct). Without bile, the poop (1/2)
SuperBlues64
Close! It's the ampulla of Vater, actually.
cisternakylie
is pale colored. Blood from the bleeding tumor is broken down. The iron then gives it a metallic sheen. Not gold but still.
emguhraeb
Brb gotta go start a poop journal now.
therobisaur
It make your doodoo twinkle!
TheBloodyScot
Can I paint his woohoo gold?
iluvbunbuns
Pan for the gold after!
Gabe1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
nelson5444
Was Gabe111111111111111111111111111111111 taken already?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Thoraxe123
Gold foil is actually not that expensive. So i imagine this isnt too bad.
jtb1313
The most expensive part is the labor to get it that thin
Shmills
The truffle is the expensive part
chefboyld
These are chocolate truffles though by the look of it.
itsaswellday
What's the range for "not that expensive?"
Thoraxe123
just checked. $13 bucks per square foot, so you can do the math for the tiny chocolate squares.
JamesM666
Thirteen dollars bucks?
Thoraxe123
Lol I was tired when I made that comment
Pr0xycast
That sounds quite expensive
mysecretshameishookersworthonequarterportion
That was unusually satisfying
wtoddp
To expensive for my taste. Or for me to taste.
AnatolianTiger
Do you usually cook at home ?
wtoddp
I do :p
AnatolianTiger
Any healthy recipes for me ;)
wtoddp
Not healthy, no lol
Strostkovy
I read turtle and was briefly irritated.
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
I was looking for this. I read turtle too but I was just curious
ShapelyCalves
I went out of my way in order to find the other 'turtle' readers. I sat there waiting for a turtle to be dunked in the gold leaf like a fool
shaaaaaaaaat
Ok, might be a stupid question but wtf is a truffle?
kiwiflavored
Either a rare and expensive mushroom or, in this case, a chocolate confectionary.
slipright
Truffle butter !!!
shaaaaaaaaat
Haha
FartsSmellBad
Basically a ball of chocolate with some softer chocolate in the center.
thevortexmaster
Screw that!! It's a very expensive fungus that tastes like dirt but is considered a delicacy (ps. I don't like chocolate)
lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
cooked right and its absolutely amazing ... white truffle lobster macaroni good lord.
thevortexmaster
Agreed! Fake food celebrity
shaaaaaaaaat
Oh shit, I love those
buttsandnipples
I'm making some soft chocolate right now if you know what I mean
FartsSmellBad
I do not
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
Aaaaaand the point of eating gold is?
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Midz
Gold meteor shower?
Tinkrr
To scoff at the lowly peasants who dare breath the same air as you?
LeadByBadExample
Nothing, but it looks cool when serving.
Secular
Sometimes you need to spoil your small intestine. Really let it know you care.
Snooj
So you can say to poor people "My shit is worth more than you."
dogenuggets
I read that in Frankie Boyle's voice in my head.
FaeyTiamont
Shit bricks
snotcaulk
Punishment for worshiping the golden calf.
vindmolle
SuperRockinMrMagic
So your dookie sparkle
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
It makes your dookie twinkle!
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
You can say you ordered an 500$ dessert and mean it.
ForgivingCat
It's cheaper than platinum.
rookie23
To make your shit ausome
lDAHO
This is good. Yes.
OhmsSecond
So you can shit gold?
MyNameIsMaximusDecimusMeridiusCommanderOfTheArmiesOfTheNorth
You can shit fancy-ass gold flakes.
DumbAssRehyphenations
*fancy ass-gold flakes
DumbAssRehyphenations
PS This might just be my favourite one of these, ever.
railgap
To feel superior to the hoi polloi.
psychologicaltrap
That rich flavor.
balls9000
It looks "pretty"
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
It's the most ballin'-ist shit you can possibly do to your food!
NICEREST2EvenNicer
If i had the money i'd do it
Fyba
To shit gold of course.
saberthree
it aids digestion from what the folklore says. Royalty used to swallow gold ball bearings with their food etc
DontTazeMeBrah
To shit gold.
PBusPass
If you have to ask you can't afford it.
viila
Those leafs cost about 50 cents each in bulk.
1400Smegabytes
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00RJTC3UK/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1497440502&sr=8-2-spons&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=gold+l
viila
https://www.amazon.com/GOLD-Leaf-Sheets-Edible-Gilding/dp/B008QWOUMS/ref=pd_sbs_194_2 (professionally you'd get them wholesale, not retail)
viila
Eg: https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Edible-24k-pure-Gold-Leaf-for_50033454385.html
chut7
So you can drop a deuce on your neighbour's porch, and see what they do with it
KiteVincent
To throw away money while simultaneously eating an almost pure element.
GodOfTheBumbleBees
It looks fancy. And in stuff like Goldwasser, it's not expensive either.
demoe56
ladias11
I heard the tiny flecks of gold open up tiny cuts in your throat that absorb the alcohol faster
BayazTheBenevolent
Decadence.
MysticBummer
It's a great fuck you to poor people.
humaneffigy
damn unwashed poors
13fingerfx
Thank you David Cross. +1
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
we call them "the poors"
thefiresofheaven
we prefer to be called "undesirables"
ItalianSteak
We prefer to SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
RandomDudeOnTheInternetThatOwnsAFewWellKnwonBusinsses
If you eat enough gold your offspring will be born with a golden spoon up it's ass
RandomDudeOnTheInternetThatOwnsAFewWellKnwonBusinsses
Its? or it's... hmm I assumed it's means it is.. Shit I don't know English
RandomDudeOnTheInternetThatOwnsAFewWellKnwonBusinsses
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kereru
to lie in wait until the next motherfucker is all "you can't polish a turd."
Iwillhaveoneofeverything
You get to literally shit gold.
Dragondraikk
It's pretty metal
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
Shitting gold...
kittybuttwiggle
It gives you inner beauty
GoldblumNoises
Corvie
Yay, American Dad!
restlesslilou
Shitting gold.
retgarr
Because fuck you.
psychologicaltrap
It's balla ad shit.
Evergrey
Extra fancy poo.
perrugia
Eating gold
Riddel
I'm a metalsmith so I actually have some gold leaf lying around, it feels really nice in your tongue. I was as curious as you.
railgap
Nice how? It's not as if it's going to interact with your saliva chemically or anything.
Riddel
It's a texture thing, I'm not sure I can describe it but its just very smooth. That doesn't really do it justice though.
Christx30
Au hell yeah. That's so cool.
baddrunkneighbor
This comment is gold
aPokal
Only metal or some stone grinding too?
Riddel
I've done lapidary stuff in the past but lack the equipment now.
aPokal
How often come people with "not the usual" gems?
Riddel
Mmmm well raw stones are popular as of late, technically not the usual stuff.
MarriNikari
Secret yearning for heavy metal poisoning?
Mrbigmick
To shit gold
Thegreatachooin
Sparkly poops.
youwouldnotgetit
To become a dragon
psykolog
it's toxic and will kill you
RHFiesling
gold leaf is so thin that it is not that expensive and some up to date medicin thinks it might a be good thing healthwise if not 2 often
tonebacas
Shove it to those millennials with their different set of values, ruining past generations' businesses because they don't want to shit gold
tonebacas
That was me being sarcastic, but I ran out of characters.
BanadecCamberbootch
being literally too rich to afford a sense of shame
LeadByBadExample
I can get 5pc of 3x3" gold leaf paper for around $25. That's not bad.
BanadecCamberbootch
LeadByBadExample
Because it's available for purchase online at that price, homie.
thevortexmaster
Never had goldschlager?
dogenuggets
Did you ever hear the rumour that it got you drunk quicker because the little bits of gold cut your stomach lining slightly. (They don't)
thevortexmaster
Never. Sounds like a normal type of rumour though
dogenuggets
*noisy bar*... "NO I SAID GOLDSHLAGER, NOT GROLSCH LAGER!"
gabemcc
+1 for Grolsch
TheEarlofSardonia
We couldn't afford Goldschlager so we drank Leadschlager
thevortexmaster
Ha!
Mobius96
Michigan?
MufinMcFlufin
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CampingSexIsInTents
It's probably possible to recycle the gold from the poo and use it again. I mean, I wouldn't do it. But it is possible.
AllWorkandNoCosplay
"It makes my dookie twinkle."
Sharklaserspewpew
"and that is how rich I am..."
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
To prove how much money you have
TrolleyDolly
You're right. Royalty back in the day used to eat it. In India, you'll still find desserts with edible silver on them.
Mauvai
gold leaf is very inexpenisve
SecondSince
"I shall now eat this precious metal with zero nutritional value, just to piss off the peasants."
jiankui
No, you'd want to use the truffle mushrooms for that.
Buckbeak1486
Not necessarily. Goldschlager is an affordable Swedish schnapps that has real gold in it.
penguin002
... it better not, gold is a toxic heavy metal that builds up in the body and kills you from heavy metal poisoning.
MajorAidan
Gold is fucking invulnerable to every possible acid your body could throw at it. How would it get into your bloodstream?
penguin002
because it isn't invulnerable and builds up traces at a time, just because it doesn't break down easily doesn't mean it doesn't break down.
lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
that shit is the devil.. 21 year old me thought i was good to go - JUST KIDDING.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Again though, why? Does it make it taste better?
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
No. Gold is entirely non reactive.
FixinYou
Well, not entirely...
CheeseBeard
The theory is that the gold flecks cut the inside of the stomach and you get drunk faster
Buckbeak1486
No. The gold is far too thin and weak for that. I'm fairly certain that it dissolves immediately inside your stomach.
spudcosmic
Haha, no.
Brvtals
Wait can I also die quicker from that
ab47203
*throat
Elonth
sounds like a great way to get stomach ulcers. ill stick to butt chugging thanks.
CheeseBeard
I should have done my research before posting instead of going off of memory. You all are right, it doesn't cut the inside of you.
lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
NO! ITS NOT .. ITS THE FUCKING DEVIL - my 21 year old self 8 years ago.. holy fuck what a night thought i was gonna die.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Please, do explain.
VoxGratus
The consumption of gold was believed to have medical benefits. For example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldwasser
Alkymysta
Also Uranium. Or mercury. We like shiny stuff, shiny is good