F U Microsoft (cake day post)

Nov 25, 2025 11:42 PM

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Today, microsoft constricted emails to 35mb photos sizes unless they are on OneDrive.
FUCK THAT!
I had to manually resize them and upload them ( a task that was previously automated). This is so they can force users to use their storage.
I don't want my data on the cloud (read: other people's computer).
I've got a hotmail account with 5 letters... That is how long I've been on the web, and these fuckers have now decided to remove a functionality that has been there for almost 30 years.

Welp.... Looks like Linux and Google won this round. I'm making the switch.
Fuck you Microsoft!

How are they with PDFs?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck teams but if you need to attach more than 35mb you need to use something other than email. As an admin adjacent (engineer who often supports the IT guys) huge file attachments in email are a nightmare

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. When I asked why, he said, "Because I'm trying to give you an examination!!"

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Isn't it in the cloud already if you are emailing with hotmail?

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I understand that. My hate is that I don't want to begin the process of sending information from my data stored on Microsoft's servers.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You may find this useful, I too have to deal with large images and stupid methods of transferring. https://github.com/microsoft/PowerToys/wiki/Image-Resizer-Overview/a06478242252680d3a3c09409d6d55cb61cc688b

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I also found that attachment sizes tends to be dependent on the mail servers involved - just saying. Have said that yah MS is gone from my personal devices.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, fuck Microsoft. Especially if you have any reasons that a government might want to hack the shit out of you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1eX_vvAlUc

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you are using 365, you can adjust the message size restrictions in the Exchange admin center. Click the user, then mailbox tab in flyout. Option is there.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The last Windows 11 security update renewed the push to back up all your data onto their servers. Even if you previously chose not to do that. The only options they provided were “continue” or “remind me in three days”. You couldn’t even kill the prompt with task manager – they disabled it.

4 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Googles pulling some of the same shit "make our app default and allow ai to read it all or we wont let you use it at all!"

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Happy to have stayed on 10. We don't need no stinking updates.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Ten is reported to be pushing backing up all your data for a Win 11 upgrade that your system likely isn't rated for (because it doesn't have security features that are suddenly more important than you getting ANY security updates as they obsolete Win 10).

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have 2 folders backed up and they aren't even on the C drive. OneDrive doesn't bother me for the 2 things I want backed up, my docs and the desktop. I don't store documents in my docs, it just backs up program settings and game screenshots. My desktop is a junk folder I can access from anywhere. With something synced, it's happy and never asks to backup anything anymore

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is the way. Feed it shit to.make it go away and store the good stuff elsewhere

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The TPM functions in W11 are creepy as fuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1eX_vvAlUc

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That is kind of frightening

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's why my work computer has taken an hour to sync every morning since that update last week

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We use teams at work. On Citrix. It’s horrible. Everything is a negotiation with that fucking thing.

Just give me AIM back.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought this was about Trump until I got to the Teams part

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was expecting that too.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excel in windows 11 crashed so much more

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My general impression with Win11 is that it's a very low quality product full of bugs that was rushed to production. Seriously, I wasn't a fan of Windows before, but at least Win10 didn't seem to have so many weird bugs!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

INDEED!!!!!!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try Protonmail. Much better alternative.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Proton doesn't have a Teams alternative, and the Proton Mail outgoing attachment size limit is 25MB.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been on Linux for 20 years but my last windows device is now converted. I can't take this new direction

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are already two people in my group at work pushing to switch to Linux. One of them (the one that is me) is really fed up with Teams and OneDrive.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yes. Teams used to work. It's garbage now. And frustrating

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work in IT at a company that primarily uses MS software. Gonna save this for a rainy day, then post it (in Teams) at an opportune moment.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Microsoft has been the leader in aggressive enshitification and pointless fucktangularization for the last 20 years.

They’re like King Midas, but with awful shit instead of gold.

4 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

My phone keyboard is SwiftKey which was purchased by Microsoft. I think it's the best example of MS's shidas touch I've ever experienced.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

D365 vendor asks us "are you guys excited for this migration" everyone at the lunch table went silent and i said "no" when asked why by the vendor i say "I've been using Microsoft for 30 years and I'm not impressed." The project went as bad as you'd expect.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Man, after watching Google search turn to shit, YouTube wreck content creators and remove annotations and get in a fight with ad blockers, Reader (and about a million other products) get killed, early Nest models just recently stop being smart products, etc. etc. etc....MS isn't my prime candidate. And honestly, I'd put Meta and Twitter ahead of them, too.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

YouTube removing annotations killed an entire videogame genre of which I have only seen one videogame (Tube Adventures). It was amazing.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Point and click adventure game hosted on YouTube; each click took you to another video depending on your decision. Game scenes were actual videos filmed by some funny guys.)

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's clever. Kind of like Netflix and Bandersnatch. For me, I miss the videos that explained every single joke on classic mst3k episodes. It was so great to go see these shows I loved and finally get all the jokes. That's gone now. Someone did so much work.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google just enshittified Gmail the other day, you can't win.

We'd need to start running our own email servers and buy our domains etc...

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As an EMT in training I can 100% confirm this to be accurate

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Teams isn’t bad. It works fairly well and the problems that people likely bring up anecdotally are due to customization on the OE sides when doing packaging.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Yeah, I think there's a really big difference in the Teams experience depending on how big the company you work for is. It works great for me because I work for a really big company with a robust IT department, and we have a massive contract with MS that affords us dedicated people at MS who work with us. If you work at a company without that scale of resources, I assume your mileage will vary.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I worked at a small company and 99% of the complaints people had about Teams/Sharepoint/OneDrive were errors on our side or people not knowing how to use the tools.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

and this is likely another root cause too. You cannot dummy proof anything. Error is behind keyboard most of the time.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stay the fuck away from Google.

Infomaniak.com, their free tier blows Google and Microsoft out of the water.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made the switch to Pop_OS when MS announced Recall, and I made the move from Google to Proton mail when I wanted to stop being the product and start being the customer.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice move! That sounds hard but I’m glad you did it.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretending Microsoft won't make something worse while increasing it's costs is ignoring the entirety of Microsoft's history.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

F.A.S.T. F = Face drooping or twisting A = Arm weakness S = Speech difficulty T = Time to call 911

4 months ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

F = Face Weak, A = Arms Heavy, S = Spaghetti on sweater already, T = To drop bombs but ge keeps on forghetti

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interestingly... same symptoms of a severe panic attack. Trust me, I checked.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Informational comments like these that I've read many times over the years prepared me to correctly identify that a friend's cat was having a stroke, a few months ago. Got it medical care in time to save it with minimal lasting damage, it almost certainly would have died or been severely disabled without that. So, thank you for comments like this.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Had this happen, no arm weakness, Bell's Palsy. Was scary and weird to feel it happen. I could literally feel the paralysis descending down my face. No ever mentions how much it hurts either. So much pain.
Face never fully recovered. Hate it.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Note, a stroke can have ANY of these symptoms, not ALL of them. I had a stroke not 3 weeks ago--I woke up to an arm that was "asleep" (pins & needles) and a leg I couldn't move. But I still had (nearly) full motor control over the arm, no face droop or slurred speech, no changes to vision, memory, cognition, etc., and oddest of all, the symptoms WENT AWAY completely for a few minutes, then came back--they cycled a few times. I had so many *counter*-indicators of stroke that I thought, (1/2)

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Well, it's obviously not a stroke, what's the *next* most likely cause?" The Mayo Clinic's website said it was probably a pinched nerve or two, and I *had* slept in an odd position, so this seemed plausible. If you've had a stroke, you need to get to a hospital ASAP (within 3.5 hours), but the treatment for pinched nerves is R&R. I wasted 24 hours treating the WRONG ailment. (2/2)

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

call an ambulance if they can't stick their tongue out straight, the face drooping is less noticeable than you'd think.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Another thing to look for that I don't hear mentioned often is to check if their pupils are unevenly dilated, or if one eye isn't dilating/contracting in response to having a light shined at it. It's extremely apparent if you think to look for it, and fast to check for.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's not as specific to a stroke, but calling an ambulance for a concussion still probably isn't going to go amiss.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Face droop, sweaty palms, weak knees, arm weakness, words won't come out, vomit, mom's spaghetti

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought the 'T' stood for 'Tariffs'...

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought T was for smelling toast...

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to joke about a stroke, but I remember it as FART. Face droop, Arm week, Refrained speech, Time to call.

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

So when you're going down the list and you're like "R, what does R stand for...refrained!" do you wish that they'd made a better mnemonic device, or is it too late by then?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

For those suffering MS bloat and Win11 - you can use this to get rid of some of it:

https://github.com/ChrisTitusTech/winutil

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like ShutUp10 https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chris Titus? Like, comedian Christopher Titus?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doubt it

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are a few reasons other than "use storage" though- sharing a link to a file on one drive is more secure and allows you to revoke access as needed. This is especially true for orgs. It also reduces waste by sending a reference to a file instead of multiple copies of the same soon to be stale file over and over. It also has mechanisms to prevent the propagation of malware. But, it should happen pretty automatically when you use outlook or whatever.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

On the contrary IMO. Sharing ("uploading") a file actually seems to share a LINK to the file, meaning they can (accidentally or intentionally) modify or delete content of your file. And if they wanted to steal my file they could always create a copy, and then it doesn't matter if I "revoke their access to the file". The whole system is flawed. Oh and you can't share more than one file with the same name with any of your contacts.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sharing the link is intentional, the file (at least on MSFT) imparts different access levels which you can manage as you see fit. The file can be restricted to not be downloaded, to not be modified, etc. You -can- enable sharing with edit permissions, but not required. I don't believe the sharing restriction you mentioned (file names) is correct, files have a specific GUID which is the identifier for sharing, if you have a reference for that restriction?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To the second point about revoking access, its true that if you provided a copy of the file and they downloaded or saved a copy its no longer revokable, but if they only viewed the file or you restricted downloads, unless they copy and pasted or screenshot contents you can revoke access. It's not a sure thing, but its a step above sending an attachment.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are sending the email to someone, it's going to that email server. Your data is on the cloud any time you've ever done that.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Thank you! This and the fact that many email servers, Gmail included, will reject any email with a large attachment (20mb limit for Gmail)

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I understand that. My hate is that I don't want to begin the process of sending information from my data stored on Microsoft's servers.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure I quite understand what you're saying here?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Data on a cloud, then sent as email.
That is very different to data on my computer, then sent as email and thus on their network.
In one case, they let me use my own data. In the other, I choose to put my data into an email but retain ownership.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? In the second scenario you absolutely do not retain ownership. That file is on someone else's server once you've sent it. Might be deleted or destroyed at some point, who knows, but you are no longer in control of that file whatsoever.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when Microsoft said youd never have to buy an OS again, cause it would just be system updates forever?

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Five years. It took them five years to change their mind.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I miss XP

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

XP was the baws. 7 was pretty good too.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Looks like Linux and Google won” bad news, last week Google made ai mandatory, or you also remove long existing features to disable it. So the same shit but in a different flavor

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Linux and (for the moment) Mac are the answer.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Google won" means I'll probably end up migrating my ms email to gmail

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You still likely wont be able to do 35mb files via gmail without some work or using a drive share service

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buggar :(

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Email was never designed for files of that size to begin with and I'm surpriced you have not hit bounce messages from others before.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I removed the long existing features. I can set my own filters. However, apparently filters also don't work.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Linux Mint is delightful! I just wish I could play video games while running it.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Umm... do you not know about Steam's Proton? It runs like 90% of games. https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Proton

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't understand how Teams can be so bad.

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I just worked IT at the Microsoft Ignite convention…. I had to instruct one of the demo booth guys on HOW TO CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE! …… I was like “Sir, I’m gonna need a subject line so I know what we’re talking about, and then let’s do an intro phrase less than 10 words so I know what you want” …………. Fuckin guy also didn’t know how to get slides from his computer onto the booth laptop ….. so I told him to upload it to iCloud.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

I dunno maybe cuz new chats often dont show unless you leave a channel and come back? Or channels disappear from the left constantly? Or that AIM fucking instant messenger worked better? It's a massive piece of shit.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ooooh, practice Brain, all day, every day!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand the hate. I work remote and use it all day long and it generally meets my needs and is reliable

4 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 6

Same. Ive been on and off remote for the same place for 5 years and we've used it the entire time. Someone else responded to this comment with some of the hate ive heard before and I think it really is just the work place and users. None of those things he said has ever been a problem for us.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Welcome to imgur, Mr. Gates.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You are looking at it with the bias of yoyr own view and not having issues. I view it as someone administrating it, and it has so many limitations and missing functions.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only One person at time can share ita screen. Just this makes my smart working miserable

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get it either. Maybe my company's implementation is just done better than most, but I've used Teams every day since like 2018 and both the Window and Android applications have been pretty hassle-free for me, and it meets all of my needs well well.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

The android auto integration is awesome. And it's been seamless for me to transfer calls from my pc to my phone

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh it works for lots of things and I rely on it all the time. However, it randomly turns on notifications for past meetings so I get a chime every time someone says "hey, thanks for recording this meeting" or some shit. Yes, I can turn it off but the global setting keeps changing. And WHY THE FUCK can I not open 2 Teams windows at once? I want to browse a Team and have a chat window open at the same time. Not too much to ask but NO, we can't have nice things

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is no way that's true. Basic functionality doesn't work. Notifications across different devices deliver randomly or not at all. Sometimes screen sharing doesn't work in a meeting until it is quit and re-opened. Sometimes when it auto-updates it doesn't re-open and just silently closes until you go looking for it and have to open it again. I've watched my coworker type in a message to me and hit send and nothing shows in the app until it is quit and re-opened. Win, Mac, and iOS.

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Anecdotes aside, a lot of what you’re describing is likely an issue with engineering customization and integration in your companies side.

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Yeah, no. I'm in IT, I configured it. And we have very basic needs, everything is pretty much at default. Teams is just shit.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Software that allows itself to be configured in such a way that core functionality is fundamentally broken is bad software.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

lol all Software fits this definition, especially business applications.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

As a network and firewall guy, I can block certain aspects of any multi layer / multi process software and make some or all of it's core functionality not work...which is just one way of what the guy you replied to is talking about...

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

It's not bad. If you're in the MSFT stack, it's incredibly productive if configured properly. The hate is generally due to lack of familiarity or a preference for an alternative. Or, there's still a cohort of people who tried teams 5 years ago and hated it (rightfully so) and haven't tried it again

4 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

I liked it a lot even in its relatively buggy very early days, because my company had been using Skype for Enterprise for years beforehand and that was absolutely DREADFUL.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, the virtual meetings are nice-- and the new feature that lets you chat to a meeting youre not in yet but on (to say "running late", etc.) is nice. Plus it integrates with everything M365-- power automate, sharepoint libraries, bookings, planner, etc. etc. Its a really nice 'single pane of glass'

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0