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Feel old yet?
1stSgt. Plank after completing a mission giving an AAR to his troops.
(Front page edit: thanks folks I just wanted to share a laugh when I saw this. Thanks send nudes)
FilthyRedApe
1st infantry leading the way!
slully
I imagined the arms ( -_-)
HerMajestysSecretButthole
So who’s the REMF that has to walk it...lol
Lostinspace56
Urgh... yes ..
ThatsNotMyPenisPump
@Lukieus Giving credit where credit is due. This is oc that's been up barely half a day and you already stole it, seriously?
Elmo18782
From a US Amry serviceman no doubt. Pathetic.
edisrevir
Got that 1000 miles stare
whatfloatsyourboat
He's seen so many things
Dongskanker
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
With just a bit more effort you could have totally nailed this.
felexe1
When did he join the army?
Troninater
Hay I can believe Plank can kick every kind of terrorist butt out there, what about you all?!
ShavedMyBallz4This
Military Plank!
beachbum273
What a stud
Mordy9
Anamethatwasntused
DoctorDanielJackson
That's a lot of scalps.
LivingCactus
paulpounder
Herebychoice
He looks board
Nadyanilo
I found a Live Youtube Channel that plays Ed Edd n Eddy 24/7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGfGxaMvOAs
regregex
Moisturise me
toolongofanametoputhere
1stSgt's never smile
CmfMttnPpl
Which asshole forgot his gun and had to carry this around?
MisterDicksir
DanielGallegos
When he went through basic, did he.... nail it? I will let myself out now...
RoofTopBoys
Cheezy, but good. +1
Spartan7621
He guarded everything within the limits of his post
OccamsShavingCream
Yeah, but the drill instructor was pretty hard on him.
kittybuttwiggle
Don't say the N-word around wooden americans.
DanielGallegos
Ninjas? Nope? Nom? Nipple?
dennisprager
1sgt plank drafted for the up coming world war 3 2018
NotTheFBIWePromise
aishaestel5
The drill sergeants couldn't break him.
VitusApollo
Should've brought an Axe Sergeant, or have him see CPT Saw.
QuazMasta
Plank win every time
OccamsShavingCream
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Sbotkin
That's why they use a drill.
PetalsInTheWind
His holes came pre-drilled
NotSoIndependentGamer
His posture has improved since enlisting with the armed forces.
copingcabana
He was promoted to Major Lee Board. Now he's known as General Waste.
TheDanWithNoName
Remember Little Wooden Boy from the Tick? He came home an embittered quadriplegic amputee veteran. I just made myself sad.
SirJamesfree
yeah plank was never the same after that war
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
Without the constant strain of combat, his life fell flat and he just became board.
tomasztyka
What happened to Jonny?
NotACanadian
He enlisted alongside him.
AndersCalrissian
When's he coming home? we worry
FussyZeus
Plank doesn't talk about it. Plank doesn't talk about much these days.
exonx
Don't ask, don't tell
jspankmonkey
Who do you think is holding him.
MyEssenceHasNoLabel
When Johnny comes marching home again, He's Gay... He's Gay!
kojenk
He was in one of those videos
avi8tor
Lt. Dan got legs !
spiceass9000
He was an old sailor buddy and if you went through what we did you wouldn’t ask
Flodder450
got his gun.
OhManSomethingWentWrongAgain
He buzzed off.
Bebert1932
He got his gun
ForgivingCat
The separated.
LordChappers
In a shocking plot-twist Jonny turned out to be Plank's imaginary friend.
ScariestOfButts
TomSka made a similar sketch recently.
JstAnothrLurkr
Whoa
Lazzarwolf
BRUH
LordChappers
*sorry, 1st Sergeant Plank.
frankdiablo956
Killed in Iraq...
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
9/11. Its why Plank enlisted
sneakydickbutt
He didn’t make, we took heavy fire.
Titsonthewing
A doeful damsel I heard cry, Johnny, l hardly knew ya.
walruspower
Guns and drums, and guns and drums harooo
Enemabandit
MIA
tomasztyka
Damn Kanker Sisters...
SPCFlack141
Flilies spread disease, so keep yours up.
SPCFlack141
Possible KIA
Tikityler
Spartans don't die... they just go Missing in Action.
PrehistoricPlesiosaurus
Kankered In Action.