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cyrosa
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
GuardsmanMiku
squeeze you out of the byline?
Ozarck
the byline: who the article is written by. He's saying he likes to steal news stories from her, and take all the journalistic glory.
batteryforeverlow
KiltedinSeattle
That made me laugh loudly! Can you imagine??
gotkrypto
I used to watch this and Batman Animated series (on back to back after school!) every. Damn. Day. Made Doomsday seem super scary-style.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
And yet Lois managed to discover Batman’s secret identity in this continuity. Granted, it’s entirely by accident, but still lol
Sonicdahedgie
I loved that. "She's in love with half of us, but it's the other guy she can't stand."
MKaiser
well she did ask, but just not the right way
Ozarck
That keyboard is weird.
NellyMr
BC2k2
Is that Walter White's brother, the cop?
BahamutBBob
Well, he's not wrong.
CNQuake
Besides this scene, does Clark ever reveal that he is Superman to Lois and she believes him, anywherein this continuity.
BC2k2
IIRC, she accidentally discovered he was Supes.
Sonicdahedgie
In Justice League she goes on dates with Superman, and I always assumed she knew, but there was no time for "Clark Kent" to appear
acuteavocado7
this is how it should be done. if you're going to have a series of gifs with subtitles, they should be the same subtitles the whole time
acuteavocado7
so you don't skip a sentence and have to spend 3x as long on the post
MarkusZ91
could we get a video link? pretty please @OP?
MattDude
https://youtu.be/pfAvN6rXdkM
MarkusZ91
eyyyyyyyy you delivered! +1 OP +1
discowitch
Guys, imagine having that much chin
pilomotor
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LanternJawOfJustice
borkjorst
Dolph Lundgren and Bruce Campbell have that much chin-- their lives seem pretty sweet.
mehimbored
tracereading
I posit his lenses are made from lead crystal.
ikindacarebutimostlydont
DC cartoons used to be so good.
rfinclude
Ah, likable characters, levity and bright colors. How I miss seeing those in DC movies.
MystiCaliKotta
But both their mothers were named Martha, man! Martha!
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
What? You’re crazy! More brown paint, angst and overinflated self importance please!
oblimo
Why is Zach Snyder in charge of the DC movies? He’s destroying them. As the Comedian said in Watchman: “Someone explain it to me!”
OneNeoEon
Isn't he also on record saying he dislike comic books/movies based on comic books as well?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
No that’s Allen Moore lol but Snyder has always been self important and obsessed with the troubled savior narrative
Sonicdahedgie
He's best friends with the manager for the entire WB studio's talent.
greygriffin
I really liked the Clark Kent journalist of the Bruce Timm DC Universe. They definitely gave him some great bits.
VrryBurntpork
DCAU. It's just called DCAU.
BigFather
Dachau?
VrryBurntpork
DC Animated Universe
jeorad
Thought they were different universes tho? Ex. No Jason Todd in Timms stuff, vs. animated dc movies/universes today (ex. Under the red hood)
otobot1
The DCAU is the Timmverse. Idk what the new animated universe is
VrryBurntpork
The new stuff isn't DCAU other than that fairly recent Harley movie. JLU was the conclusion of DCAU.
ButMyNamesBilly
siler7
Dangit...really thought we'd finally tracked him down, but the sign is right there.
GiantSizeManThing
Ravenuser
Looks like a The Walking Dead facial expression. Same artist?
Ravenuser
GiantSizeManThing
It’s from the excellent Superman: Brainiac story arc. Artist is Gary Frank.
lljkrevol
No
PoeticStatic
I’m one of the few who like Cavil as Superman. MoS was fun and I did get a kick watching Faora smack him around a bit.
Raenon
Yes, one of the few... hence two sequels. Clearly unpopular.
PoeticStatic
A lot of people do not like him nor the movie and hold Christopher Reeve as the standard.
BugcatcherJay
I think most will agree that Cavill isn't the problem with DCEU Superman
AllHailTrumPutiNaMo
He has the looks and the careless goofy persona found in Superman. But.... Snyder. So nothing can be done even with the great casting.
Kiwiwhovian
God he is beautiful. I would let him do sick sick things to me.
TheLastBootyBender
Just remember it has claws
KiltedinSeattle
*Pincers.
TitanCommando21
Speech-100, Illusion-100
Lowlsqwid
Speech - 0, illusion - 100 (she didn’t believe him so it’d be a speech fail) :3
Rifneno
And of course, Troll-300. No one has ever been a greater troll than Superman.
ReubenWatson
Except Batman
Rifneno
Plz.![]()
Ravenuser
“Take the gun and shoot me!” *is bulletproof*
Rifneno
The look on Bat's face there is the best part. "oh my god I'm gonna die!"
RayCharlesBukowski
Super man was really the ultimate Gonzo journalist. Hunter S Thompson would approve.
TacticalBac0n
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the kryptonite began to take hold
shinyRK9
do you know why he never did stories about gotham?
DakotaWolf
No please tell
shinyRK9
He couldn't stop there... that's bat country...
Burke616
Underappreciated joke, right here.
SaintofSoulss
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
This WAS a good series wasn't it.
Robotguy4
Seeing as it created a bunch of stuff that was used by DC afterwards, definitely.
dangerousDoc
Batman tas and Superman tas was fantastic...Magnum ops was mask of the phantasm
gotkrypto
superman tas made doomsday look like such a badass....but I'm just pulling from roughly 20-year old memories.
dangerousDoc
"I am many things Kal-El...but here, I am a god"
Ryanator50
no one ever believes Clark is superman not because he doesn't look like him, but because he doesn't act like him.
oblimo
Grant Morrison had Kent put on this lummox routine. It even, quite believably IMO, fooled Lex Luthor when Kent interviewed him in prison.
Ryanator50
yeah, like he'd pretend to trip and fall into lex to push him out of the way of falling rubble or something right?
SorDavos
This. Clark is a meek, wallflower kind of guy. Huge contrast to his Superman persona.
Ozarck
Christopher Reeves actually captured this pretty well. But the Clark shown above is nothing like that.
SorDavos
I think only Reeves got that part right. Cartoon and Dean Cain were just Superman with glasses, and the current guy barely played Kent.
Flyndaran
I was muscular and large in high school, yet when teachers came in to ask for help moving things, they never asked me. Major nerdy.
Flyndaran
Looking back at pictures, it's bizarre beefy I looked, but everyone treated me as a weak nerd.
NintendoSupport
If you met Hitler, you wouldn't think he's a genocidal painter, or a vegetarian who never cheated on his wife.
BC2k2
And then I learned that Hitler was a vegetarian and was married.
NintendoSupport
And Roosevelt drank frequently, and had 2 affairs. Without the names, many pick Hitler as their politician of choice
pilomotor
Even knowing the names, about 63 million modern Americans would probably vote for Hitler if he was running against a Democrat.
IAMCRAIG
Ouch, thats gotta hurt.