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C’mon ya buncha goobers, gotta wear a mask for anonymity D U H and sure for covid too whatever.
Jan 8, 2021 2:26 AM
welcometopurrgatory
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C’mon ya buncha goobers, gotta wear a mask for anonymity D U H and sure for covid too whatever.
thechelonianshelmet
I'm sure numpty's no problem with the FBI walking into his office & having a look around, after all, turnaround's fair play, oh, & warrants.
PieMasterOfTheRealm
He looks like a supermutant from Fallout.
Jamnew60
That is if Antifa existed. The Director of the FBI said there is no organized group that can be identified as Antifa!
CaptHappy
Do you know what a smile is? That is the exact opposite of a smile. Just sayin'.
doinkthat
Mail theft is also a felony.
TKGactual
Well what do you expect, the goons that stormed the capitol were mostly out of shape whites with no tech savy....
KamikazeGerbil101
As the President of Antifa I say always wear a mask
CetiAlphaV
I think this guy is the missing link...
Stumpkiller
The FBI just arrested this butthead. Richard Barnett. He's the one who ransacked Pelosi's desk.
thatsmyfetish69
I’m the leader of antifa and I approve this meme
astrangehop
Thanks for fixing the Sorosbux! The delay had us all worried.
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
Anyone else think this guy looks like Red Skull from the Marvel films?
RideTheStimutacs
Imagine thinking you're sparking a revolution, failing, and then your own people label you as the enemy.
BaronSpaghetti
Don’t entertain their fantasy that antifa is actually an organized thing.
bwav8
It’s like they watched the Hong Kong protests and said “that’s smart, let’s do the exact opposite!”
skinnerspondbouy
regardless - this guy will go to jail and maybe get Epstein's cell
drcookieninja
This guy is just some uneducated hateful stooge. He doesn't know anything worth Epsteining. Or above 6th grade most likely.
sstrdisco
And why are so many of these guys shirtless??
CeterumCenseo
The instructions said "scare them shitless" ... and they can't read.
callumgee
In the photo of him In the chair he's wearing a t-shirt, now he's not. Its amazing that at some point he decided to just remove his shirt
omnicorpse
Well in soccer once u score you run around waving your shirt....
findyourbliss
But if they wore a mask their fellow Trumpers might think they are wusses.
UnattendedDeviant
Definitely not ANTIFA. ANTIFA would have set up a water station.
SidecarSue
I hope the police go through these type of photos and arrest these people bragging about the crimes they have committed.
flipskibbens
I predict this dude dies in a shootout with federal agents when they come to arrest him.
Jewdakris
Can you believe it's one of the only times wearing a mask won't raise a flag and these criminals don't bother. I mean how stupid are you.
Gorgrim
They don't care about being found, they believed what they were doing was right and boasted about it... so very stupid.
Jewdakris
It's so stupid, every time I got into a store I get to pretend I'm like robbing it, it's so much fun wearing a mask.
dogestyle
Why were they all half naked in so many pictures? Was it some kind of fucked up fascist gay pride?
ichoosethering
Hey! don't bring us gays into it. But with shirtless men climbing over each other and saying they're "proud boys" i can't blame you.
omnicorpse
Lotta burly half naked hairy men proudly marching and waving colourful banners. It is kinda easy to mix up the two.
CeterumCenseo
Are they those "buttery males" I've heard so much about?
geoffreyfourmyle
Wait, there's an orientation packet?
evilspock
Those assholes yesterday had zero opsec. Pathetic.
Rainbowdaesh
For real. As an antifa member in the 90's we wore masks to protect our identities when ever we went out to beat the fuck out of local nazis.
silentwolf1999
Thats not very "friendship is magic" of you.
Rainbowdaesh
Beating the fuck out of nazis is the best way to make magical friendships though.
legendaryZork
I bet you changed all of their minds doing that. They definitely stopped being Nazis after that...
Rainbowdaesh
A lot of them did you fucking idiot.
legendaryZork
I bet.
TheLastSpaceman
Anyone who is yelling "antifa" is directly complicit. Its literally a red flag now considering FBI dismissed already last year during BLM pt
suurmestari
You don't know how many arguments I have had about this with extended family. ANTIFA is not a threat!
suurmestari
Two party politics is literally tearing this country apart. We need to rid of first past the post with electoral reform. For lasting change
4TWookie
Also, know who should be scared of the anti fascist movement? Fascists.
AllHailTheCritbow
By that logic, who should be scared of the cops? Criminals.
4TWookie
Well...yeah but I don’t label all cops as killers then again I’m not from the USA
AllHailTheCritbow
I'm making the point that, just because a group is meant to be a certain way, that doesn't mean it consistently behaves that way.
cookkedduck
Exactly, why is an anti-fascist group bad?
malurt
Often tend to be extremely violent people. Nazis might show up to do a little demo, but then antifa show up and start a riot /2
malurt
The problem with democracy being one of tolerance, where adhering to democratic rules is OK in order to overthrow it.
Orang3lazaru5
Did.. did you just imply that nazis are more tolerant than Antifa? Holy fuck I hope you don’t reproduce.
StarkRG
I think part of the problem is that people pronounce it weird, with the emphasis on the "ti".
erischilde
Because they support BLM, therefor "terrorists" blah blah lah. Literally no explainable reason but "against trump"
LoriUwU
They are "americans" who hate america brother. I exposed them in this video https://youtu.be/XYQv4nAAS5M
letsgoriderkick
Alright, you got me.
P0G0THECL0WN
Stealing mail is a federal offense
ichoosethering
YES! finally this guy did something illegal. Now we can prosecute! /s
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
I think armed insurrection is too?
P0G0THECL0WN
Maybe
DizzleSenpai
not once its been removed from the mail box. this isnt the post masters jurisdiction sadly.
humanhotplate
Its still a federal offense to be in possession of stolen mail, the letter isn't addressed to him and wasnt given to him, so its stolen.
DizzleSenpai
whatever you say, not worth arguing with a non lawyer on the internet about laws that dont exist
humanhotplate
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1708
DizzleSenpai
" which has been left for collection ", meaning still in the mailbox. since it was received and opened, it does not apply.
DizzleSenpai
again, its clear you arent a lawyer, and you dont understand law.
DizzleSenpai
idk, aunt tiffa has her titties hanging out all the time....
attackfalcon
Gottem
smithdogg22
shoulkion
https://tenor.com/view/tifa-tifa-lockhart-ffvii-ff7-ff7r-gif-16009704
AdultPersistentAngst
She takes after her sister.
Velorex
TiffaliciousA
Do not!
drunksquirrelpatronus
I kept swiping, but had to come back to give you an upvote.
welcometopurrgatory
Oh that aunt tiffa! What a goose
jessievolleyball2121
I heard Aunt Aoife earlier
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
I sure as hell took a gander
Isi151e
With those titties flying around I'd duck
kluang
Aunt Tifa Lockheart with her titties out
Vercci
Watch out for those pointy bits
SpazGifClicker
Damn low poly!
snikpmupgnihsamseht
Pics or it didn't happen.
VitaminJay
Oh, I can provide...
WellThatsOriginal
Ok, but be careful what you ask for
Nerdgoggles
I'm sure have seen worse while trying to find a funny "goat fucker" meme to taunt a friend with, then I switched to lama fucker ...
Nerdgoggles
... don't know who that woman was in that video with a male Lama, and I do not want to know.
peruvianfightingmidgets
Her name's Melissa
mnreyno
Stealing mail is a federal offense... Just sayin ...
elcee84
Not if it's already been delivered.
PlankTableGo
The real concern is if he will actually go to jail.
Rufferstuff
No stamp. Looks like something internal or not posted so it's not stealing mail. I'm sure they will have a charge for it though.
DeleteAccountant
Yeah but it was federal mail so it kind of cancels each other out
ichoosethering
YES! Finally, we got this guy doing something illegal.
bwav8
It’s a crime, which makes entering burglary, which makes the deaths felony murder. Which he has had himself videoed confessing to.
RoscoePSoultrain
Only if it's from possession of the USPS. This letter hadn't been posted yet.
MasterTaco89WasTaken
Yeah, he just stole Federal property.
RoscoePSoultrain
Which yes, is a crime, but not a postal crime. Also, where is he again?
PastaJesus
Don't worry, he left a quarter on her desk so it wasn't stealing. Somehow that isn't a joke
TheN8
So we add littering to his list of offenses? Gotcha.
DrWhy9
Pretty sure he commited more than one federal offense
HedonistBeard
Sure, but even if they wuss out on getting them for the other ones, that one is good enough.
ryguy105
If this was the guy with his foot on the desk, pretty sure he brought a dangerous weapon into a federal building (huge knife on his hip).
Dinos91
It's about 8 to break into the Capitol
mnreyno
Very true
Haidere1988
Unlawful entry, firearm in a Federal building,damaging Federal property, theft of Federal property, mail theft...i miss any?
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
So.. about how many years are we talking?
denbabbe
2 years probation
SirBagels
Trespassing on federal property, terrorism....
SirBagels
Oh felony menacing, probably one per member of congress and staff
Haidere1988
Oh right, can't forget terrorism and sedition
SirBagels
I like where your minds at, quick Google added another, see my own self reply...