Oh, hai.
And a couple of guys were up to no good, started making trouble in my hayi.
So, it's begun....
#neverforget
52 days sober, dump!
Awe yeah...
Orange smornge.
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My daughter thinks she's hilarious.
*squuuuiiiinch*
Pulling the noodle, aye?
I'm on an interstate to purgatory...
I'm not good at mathematics.
Held hostage...
Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Proofs.
A meat baby story.
MRW I fart in my office with the door closed and someone from Central Command calls me on the wall.
My friend clearly got on the wrong train...
Take pride in your humor
It's my cake day, so here's the first thing I favorited.
Bun bo hue.
Fancy.
Today is my Cake Day! Imgur - You guys are the bees knees!
The Downersaurus has some things to say to you...
I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time.
My musician father
Bro...do you even, hover?
Who's a good boy?
I made ramen, again!
The bottle cap sniper strikes again!
Zero.
I need guidance...
Driving around then, BAM!!!
TIL = I need scuba gear and a large body of water.
Marketing at it's highest level.
A friend of mine DJ's locally and out of all the b.s. requests, he gets this from a 12 year old. :)
Cymbal in slow-moooooo for my satisfaction.
New TATTUESDAY
It's a love story...
What it feels like when I'm down voted in usersub...
3 legged wonder dog
Ride the tiger...
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Success!
I'm here to buy some shit...
A.C. Slayer...
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Behold...
I'm no fool...
MRW I learned what LNI meant...
Everything is on fire...
So hot! Want to touch the hiney!
Amazon review = win!