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They've obviously never played Firefall
May 7, 2019 1:07 AM
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yumyums
Fatkats93
Boooooooo
KaiFromCologne
America explained.
TheLastSpaceman
It's self-defense!
newsguycraigevans
I will make a note of that.
KleptoKea
USA trying to solve problems. "Shoot it"
chatzi90
Ah, home of Kansas University. Yes, this makes sense.
WizardHarryDresden
Fucking pigs trying to tell me not to fight that angry gay wind. Its entire life is about sucking. Damn libral gay wind lovers
TheLonelyLobster
ReAd that as tomatoes
Ilike80stuff
Hmm. What exactly happens to the bullet? Speed up? Lol
vialofcorruption
RetardVillain
JudgeMentaI
let people enjoy things
Naminal
would the bullets curve? #mythbusters ?
brknsoul
Hrmm, there's gotta be some distance where you shoot a tornado and kill yourself...
EroticZombiePants
It's a college town. They're too busy drinking.
SabianAAB8
Hey, this is our last week. Give us a break. *Smashes beer can*
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
What the hell did I get this stupid bump stock for then?
CaptainPawfulFox
@OP
Virophile
Exactly what a commie would say
Zahnoir
Oh I'm sorry! I thought this was America! Isn't this America?! I thought this was America!
Dottygreencamo
The tornadoes have taken over the police department!
McFluffySundae
But what about the Sharknados?
CaspianQuix
It's a tweet, not a c...oh...
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
Chefpnut
“IT’S COMIN’ RIGHT FOR US NED!”
ILikeClipperShips
What about crossbows? Can I shoot a crossbow at the tornadas?
PleaseLeave
What happens when you shoot at a tornado? Does it fling the bullets elsewhere?
tzxAzrael
...you're firing wildly into the air. the bullets are going to come back down SOMEWHERE, and possibly somewhere that people are. like, kids.
PleaseLeave
So tornados are shooting up schools too? 'Murica!
tzxAzrael
well, technically the tornado isn't shooting anything. it's just using it's special power "body of air" to dodge the bullets...
insanemaestro
Damn Winchesters.
AlwaysUpvoteCastiel
OverlordNeb
The guns or the brothers or the brothers wielding the guns?
Gayforbae
Yes
Smashinbananas
CaptainJack117
Dont you mean Windchester?
xVVitch
DrunkBobRoss
How else are we supposed to scare them away?
smashpro1
Throw bottles at it.
BananaForScaIe
Send nudes
DrunkBobRoss
tzxAzrael
light yourself on fire. a man who'll do that before getting into a fight is obviously not to be messed with.
DrunkBobRoss
ForceAwakenWasLame
Calm down there Satan
LesserSam
People may think they're joking but, growing up in eastern KS and spending a lot of time in and around Lawrence, I assure you, they are not.
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Current Wichita resident; can confirm. Also, it's getting close to the 'gunshots or fireworks' season
peachesforme
wait you have a season for that?
AwmanbuMLG
I live right outside of Wichita, in Park City KS, can confirm
peachesforme
my joke fell flat. was implying some places that is year round
LesserSam
I mean, it's not not present year-round but there's an uptick here coming up.
peachesforme
my joke fell flat. was implying some places that is year round