IMakeAlternativeFacts

22264 pts · May 25, 2016


I will probably lie to you.

For real though, he had some great movies.

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Views 115874

They’re all good dogs.

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Confession time. I’ve never watched the entire LOTR trilogy.

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Duck....duck....

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“It is my birthday and I would like a drink, please.”

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Another season in retail in the books. Celebratory cigar in order. Merry Christmas everyone!

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My 12th....Game. Blouses.

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Anti maskers suck, but mask bullies aren’t much better.

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Thanos better thank his lucky stars he doesn’t have to deal with....

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Emma’s meeting a potential adopter today!

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Views 710

I feel ya, buddy.

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If McConaughey was a seltzer:

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Happy National Dog Day from Jax!

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He’s doing his best, okay?!

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Cornbread.

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Let’s see what’s going on in my hometown.

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I feel like I needed to hear this today.

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I’m drinking beer, eating pizza, and watching Weird Al.

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I love the Internet.

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Playing D&D for the first time.

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Comments 53
Views 1731

So excited right now.

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I crawled into a Spotify rabbit hole. Help me.

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Comments 10
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Look who got herself two applications for adoption today!

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No thank you.

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Jonah says Happy National Dog Day!

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This is officially the best thing I’ve seen all day.

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Happy July 29th. Here’s the wiring to a thermostat.

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Comments 1
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I feed my cat every night before I go to bed and I still have this fight at 3 am.

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Emma is happy baseball is here.

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What’s the greatest 90’s sitcom of all time?

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One more day of voting for this round of our 90’s sitcom theme tournament. Here are the results so far:

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She saw a cat on the phone.

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Now that Lebron’s a Laker...

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Key word being “allegedly”.

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Too soon?

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“Want it, want it, want it! ....ah, screw it.”

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Apparently my dog loves Silverstein.

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Hell of a Rollback there, Walmart.

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“Someone owes me an explanation.”

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Don’t dump and drive.

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“Just gimme the cheeseburger. I won’t tell Mom.”

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Missouri governor Eric Greitens’ mug shot.

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My friend asked me to make him a playlist. I sent him this.

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Got sent this today.

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99.9%.

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An okay dump.

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Wait. That was legal?

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The important things.

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I think my dog might be a cat.

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Guess whose getting his forever home today!!!

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Views 820

San Jose and Marc-Andre Fleury right now...

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Medium: drool. Media: concrete. Artist: dog.

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“What’s the password?”

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Meet our new foster dog!

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Meet Jax!

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These two, though.

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Some of my favorite pet pictures in honor of National Love Your Pet Day!

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Day baseball is the best baseball.

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