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Grouponed haircut
May 5, 2019 10:49 AM
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VictusVonGuyver
Gonna set your hair on fire, okay? I successfully put it out. Now I'm charging you $80 for the work.
AlligatorLoki
*lights hair on fire* *surprised hair catches on fire*
Zarcyn
It's not worth much, but at least he had the sense to put the hair spray can down before trying to put it out with both hands
Drewcifer70
Quit using "Soul Glow" before the torchcut
ankegipfu
that‘s lit
tedcap
thisiscatman
Idiots both of them
iknowguacisxtra
PeeterGrant
Would have been amazing if he sprayed some aqua net on there while it was flaming for extra hold.
ShitFornB
That makes it free, right?
jshawd40
Yo homie , your haircut is fuckin fire yo!
BigSilver
Zetor
"that will be $130"
blunderwurst
Customer : “Make me look smoking hot!”, Barber : “Say no more....”
AdrianDelCastillo
"I got you fam"
metroid2
"Yes. I'd like the mushroom flambe haircut."
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
What was supposed to happen?!
10tacles
Yes, if you put fuel on the hair and set it on fire it burns.
SanityAsylum
throwawayaccount321
gCorgiModel
Is this a real way of styling hair now?
AndtheBandit
Yes
in70x
Apparently it’s called Brazilian candle cutting.
deumaro
Why!!
ASSUMINGinDIRECTCONTROL
MoreAshyThanLarry
I like how he rubs the fire into his scalp, a true artist.
potentiallyunsafe
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Because regular haircuts are too mainstream
KronaSamu
Why not, I bet you literally can't even find one reason why not!
notacobra
retepronnoco
TheMightyMoto
tomyironmane
Because someone paid you to light their head on fire. It's all about the Latinums.
BYERE
Pretty sure this wouldn't happen on Ferenginar... mostly because they're all bald...
MittyKittyMeowMeow
Can someone please tell me the purpose of this?
d0o0o0d
New treatment for split ends.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Think of it as evolution in action.
UnattendedDeviant
Sorry, I go to a Black barbershop and I got no idea. Barber's wouldn't even allow such madness.
Koga73
I think it's to burn off any stray hairs and give a better shaped afro
tzxAzrael
i feel like neither you nor this alleged "stylist" understand very much about how fire works.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
R2D2x
New kind of suicide bombing?
blackalp
Jfc
bside22
Had a friend do that after huffing butane burned his face up right before graduation
StunnedGoofy
Dumb award for the dumb shit...
Martellus
TheMightyMoto
What was the story to this?
shinyRK9
They dumb
MrKomisiripala
Axe body spray
g0st
I love how you can see their hair light up from all the hair product in it.
Sickma
Hairspray. Guy's head in the background becomes a fireball afterwards
sleepyreader8
Too much hairstyle and stupidity got the best of them
AlmightyThor117
I think they were huffing some sort of vapor that was also flammable for the last time I’ve seen this
mynamemeanschristmas
Nangs
equityforpunks
Shit load of deodorant or hairspray sprayed in the car just before?
Bystandr
Some kind of air freshener or hairspray, it was claimed and accepted, though some suspected they were trying to huff something to get high.
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Axe body spray, most definitely maybe probably not at all
metroid2
It's funny. Axe body spray burns a magenta color when you light it hair spray style. It also perfumes the house quite well too.
KangInDaNarth
I think it was Saudi kids trying to get high off butane
theeggmanANDthewalrus
Well that’s what they get... it’s s bastard gas. They should’ve known that. k
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Gayforbae
Ruined their Porsches interior?
ChallengerDeep
More info: https://www.google.com/search?q=car+laughing+gas+ignites
ABonkeysManana
The air/fuel ratio was perfect, so the initial combustion was complete, I can tell by the pretty blue flames.
Sparrowdotnet
If it was complete, wouldn't it be colourless?
ABonkeysManana
Nope, blue: https://www.elgas.com.au/blog/1585-why-does-a-gas-flame-burn-blue-lpg-gas-natural-propane-methane :)
ColumboVsPredator
The stoichiometric ratio. Thanks @mistersavage :)
ABonkeysManana
You got that right. A stoichiometric mixture, probably with exess air. :)
Returnofbeefsquatch
Found the pyromaniac!
ABonkeysManana
I have taken 3d year thermodynamics :) But I kinda am a pyromaniac XD.
Cheomesh
You light the fires while the city sleeps!
BoatymcboatfaceFace2000
Fire Marshal?
ABonkeysManana
If you're asking if I am one, no. I'm studying egineering. If that's not what you're asking, would you please elaborate?
PuggsInSpace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DN9kFvGBIo With sound
SnarfyMcSnarferson
Thise screams... music to my ears
ghost650
Damn he was right about that mixtape...
lenomdeplume
In the final analysis, we are all little girls.
1Kodey1
That’s fucking horrifying.
BklynPunisher
Glorious with sound you can hear the moment they realize they fucked up.
PuggsInSpace
Tunes to go with it
MichaeIScott
With music and intermittent screams*
PuggsInSpace
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I've accidentally burned some of my hair in the past. What was left was super weird, so I had to have the edges trimmed. Why ask for this?
WeaponizedJerk
Motherfucker thought he was crème brûlée.
SnossedAndLost
Also it smells awful.
HesGotTwoFirstNames
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Oh yes... the smell... not forgetting that for a long while!
Rijtjeshuis
I've heard it helps with split ends, but I can't imagine that's worth it.
Corrodias
In the same way that loud children can be "helped with" by burning them, I suppose.
allanwrench
Don’t the hair tips turn to balls?
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
In my case, they just kinda shriveled up, all warped and messy. NOT great ends.
mimblewimble
It’s a new fad thing. Brazilian candle cutting.
Celticairborne
This isn't how Brazilians take care of the hair down there, is it?
in70x
Was hoping that was a joke but it isn’t
LaronX
Didn't the Turkish start this fist? I remember it with a burning cotton swap or something like that
10tacles
Fucking Brazilians stole it!
WhatzitTooya
I remember that to get rid of that extra bit of ear hair in an easy way, not to light your damn head on fire.
HughGRecti0n
*swab
metroid2
They perfected the technique by practicing on Armenians.
theprincethatshallcome
If you voluntarily sit down for something like that, you deserve to get slapped in the head 6 or 7 times.
thisiscatman
With a regular cat-o-nine-tails or a barbed one?
md8675309
So funny!
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
I thought the slapping was part of the style. Light, slap, spritz to finish.
NPaine
27 tops!
everyonesFavoriteNazi
There's an actual way to do this, but it involves a fireproof comb, a tiny flame, and not having hair that's full of product.
MaadimVallis
Wow, this comment has more upvotes than the post itsrlf
itnevertooklonger
I believe the slapping stimulates healthier new growth.
CarlostheBreadmeister
Plot twist: that’s why the barber did it. Teaching the guy a lesson in trusting too much.
FLORlDAMAN
I've went to a Turkish barbers once and they did something similar to this without even asking me beforehand. Needed new pants.
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FLORlDAMAN
It's just what they do sometimes, still unexpected.
iamthisguy247
That doesn’t sound reasonable. I would have said at least 12 to 15 times.
SheriffHD
Went to a barbers once. Asked for a hair cut. The lit cotton balls on fire and slapped it against my ears. Too British to question it.
riseagainstitall
I do hair for a living, is see no reason at all to do that. Should have gotten up or said wtf.
maincarrot
I want a flambe hair cut. why don't you do it? you a some old chump or something? get with the times! light my pubes on fire bitch!
riseagainstitall
I'll rip hair out of the body with lava hot wax, but buying off the hair just has the unpleasant stench of failure.
baelaron
After reading this comment im sorry to say you have terminal British.
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Just lol