ImDeCaptain
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Nov 21, 2019 10:15 PM
ImDeCaptain
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DarkAngelWarlord
Regular clone or Weapon X Sex Reversed Clone like X 23 ? also is it incest to have sex with your clone
RetailCat
This bring up a thought, would it be me before or after hormone replacement therapy and surgeries?
senseicombs
I have finally found you man. Your awesome! Thank you for everything. Why leave when we can start inventing and building stuff here.
SickOfThisCessPool
I'm having sex with my clone.
Painkiller1020
Only one of us is allowed to leave? I'm staying then. You live my life now. Good luck mate.
LetumComplexo
If you are both identical down to the molecule does it really matter? The same person is dying and the same person is walking out.
SyrianBeans
How do I know which one I am?
MachoManRandySavagesBrotherAndy
I just want to hang out with myself. Why would I want to leave?
sevrono
We'd probably 69, get that out of the way
UncleDill
Taking turns existing sounds likw a great lifetime
coloradobluebirdsky
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
"If only one of us is allowed to leave, and we have the same memories, are we not one? We share a soul, bring it in, me" then hug and leave
BayHarbor
Flip a coin, everything else is meaningless if both entities are the exact same...
UnkindledOne
After hours of sexual exploration, wait for him to sleep and then stomp on his throat.
Dyslexicbirch
Do you not know how to screenshot
AtsaMattaForMe
Jakethesnake357
Moon, great fucking movie
DisgruntledFerret
Can I come back after I leave? If only one of us can leave the room at a time, we can just take shifts. THEN we can plot against each other.
lookitupyourself
Can you imagine, the clone always getting jobs, and the original quitting them every expedition.
dougbea
Clone would be younger.
bomboy23
Absolute clone. Cellular age and all. Otherwise they are not identical.
Maraxus
"Okay, only one.."-"..of us is allowed to leave..."-"...He said. So I think.."-"..we think.."-"..It's time to.."-"..leave without allowance"
DemonFluffer1000
A wank off, whoever blows gos.
smegheadenergy
No homo if it's your clone
iScreenshotProfiles
No homo if you’re just trying to win bro, what are you gay?
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Only one is ALLOWED to leave. We both kill ourselves.
yepthatguy
FallingStar7669
If it was a clone, we would both die trying to break the stupid rules. Out of sheer spite.
TheMysteriousBanana
I was scrolling down to see if anyone thought of this. Painfully far down the thread ...
reallytinypenis
Spite is the one thing that motivates me. Results are irrelevant. Right or wrong doesn’t matter. “Fuck you I did the thing.” Spite. Fuck off
onlyhalfghost
"Hey, me, they say only one of us is allowed to leave, wanna bet we can take on more people than are enforcing that?"
FallingStar7669
Wouldn't even need to ask the question, because, being my clone, he'd already agree that it was a good idea. We'd just nod and get to it.
maijen0062000
3 words... Rock, paper, scissors
TakuanSoho
whitewampa
SlingingInk
Is it gay or incest if I bang my clone? Asking for a friends.......
spar367
Damn it never crossed my mind. Imagine if you were twins AND gay and sorta did a Lannister thing... like banging a mirror
Zrkled
Masturbation
LaforgeMRA
jake557
Both. But they're cool with it if you are.
SlingingInk
Sweet!’
Scruffy2
pretty sure it's just masturbation at that point.
TheDairyPope
It's not gay if you say 'No homo' right after.
SlingingInk
I mean thanks, I’ll let my friend know.....
L0StWaNdErEr
I’m with this person. Imma take a nappy nap, you go slave away in misery until you die.
Steven054
According to my company, I'm eligible to retire in 2065, so that's depressing.
ShadyVermin
DarkerSavant
2023 baby!
Steven054
A/S/L?
DarkerSavant
Too old/not enough/and still stationed where I don’t want to be!
L0StWaNdErEr
I did that retirement already. I snuggle my DD214 every single day!
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I have worked very hard on my relationships with my kids. The clone didn't earn that.
owlest
yeah but in the clone's memories he also worked very hard
ThrowAwayAcct0000
fuck that, i did the work.
PapaPomeranian
Says the clone...
Arcanum3000
How do you know you're not the clone and the other guy is the original?
ThrowAwayAcct0000
The clone wouldn't have my scars
OphelianAshe
If the clone is identical, down to the exact memories, then the clone would also be saying, "you're the clone, i wanna die first"
Domehammer
My clone wouldn't make it to room would just start trying to kill and eat people after coming out of cloning tank. Because that would be 1/2
Domehammer
my reaction to getting cloned. I'm a soulless copy, maybe I can take someone else's soul. 2/2
ipeeinyourshowertoo
Explain this more? :)
Xenolith166
if a redhead kills, they absorb the souls of the fallen and grow stronger
Snotty128
I imagine the memory of climbing out of the clone vat would kinda clue you in that you’re the clone
KayEss
There's a movie about it. The 6th day.
zelgadiss44
I mean I remember climbing out of...my vat...wait am I a clone?
cattlegrazer82
Nah, that's the original vat.
Snotty128
That’s a pretty rough way to describe your mum
InsufferablePedant
"absolutely identical clone of yourself (memories and all)" If he remembers climbing out of the vat, so do I.
GirthBrookss
There is a show on Netflix that explains this exact scenario if your interested
ProductoToxico
Livinf with yourself with Paul rudd. I watched it. I figured it's exactly what you were talking about. Cheers.
ProductoToxico
Well what's it called
GirthBrookss
“Living with myself” I believe it’s called, starring Paul Rudd, twice.
diehardlance
Check out altered carbon too it has a similar instance
CaspianQuix
Defeat? Uh...we be fuckin in here, bro, do not disturb.
candar
This guy gets it.
Aquilarden
But who's the top?
caustickiwii
Eww, I'd never lower my standards enough to fuck me.
kaleldc86
SatoriEnlightenment
Die Antword?
barrbb
Thank you. Thank you for making me choke laugh on public transit.
CaspianQuix
magicrhombus
Whoever comes first is the winner right?
TisIChenoir
That's gonna be a very quick match.
tangybreath
Jokes aside, I'd definitely fuck myself.
fireeternal
Definitely not alone.
MiraIsABear
I'd do me, too
Maanee
Grats on being happy with your body, it's nice to see.
LatexAndLesbians
The dopplegangbang
scribetree
pareidoliaperson
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
MountainYankee
OtterlyMagnificent
Isn't it all of ours?
myballshurt
It basically masturbation at that point
anglafro365
Or incest?
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Selfcest?
Ryann85
I’d be sure to call myself a homo after. And then we’d high five.
AlbaneinCowboy
Its just masturbation isn't it
SOURCECODE01
No, technically the clone would start generating new memories the moment it started existing, making it a different person, thus gay.
JokeDestroyer
Except better in every way.
ImDeCaptain
Well that’s one way to go about it. Truly fuck yourself
Noyoudontknowmefromsomewhere
telling someone to go fuck yourself takes on a whole new meaning.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
...to death
diregamer
Die doing what you love
BozoThePie
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/019/862/nowneitherofuswillbevirgins.jpg
CrookedCherryBlossom
"I'd fuck me"
CaspianQuix
I'd fuck me so hard.
aturixios
Why is this a picture of a dirty screen and not a simple screenshot?
RoundThreeFIGHT
So it cant get flagged as a repost or reverse searched
charlietrundlethegreat
He didn’t wipe the screen before taking the screenshot and was possibly shaking the phone while doing so too.
therealretto
I dont think you understand what a screenshot is.
charlietrundlethegreat
I think you don’t understand trolling
usernamenotused
Almost identical clone* couldnt figure out screenshots
ArdentSlacker
Taking a screenshot requires another program. Camera apps are in all phones. Or a nerfed/tracked network where you don't want to risk ID.
ICreatedThisAccountToPostPicsOfMyTwoCats
It's happening more and more now a days, that and terribly cropped screen caps
Pooozee123
Taken in a time when screenshots were but a dream
Kodaxmax
its from 200 BC
vote4mclovin
OP: a screen what, now?
pumper
The clone did not know how to take a screenshot.
RibbleTPibits
OC
DemSumBigAssRidges
Because you touch yourself at night!
ToasterDent
It is a shot of a screen.
imgurj17
jhuckaby
Seriously, this comment, on like every other post on FP. It drives me batty.
StarkRG
I've actually had someone tell me "this IS a screenshot"
cousteau
I mean, technically…
StarkRG
It is a shot of a screen, but it isn't a screenshot.
jukkz
ceramicpear
FreakLikeFerguson
Akurei00
jackpkmn
"i only use reddit on my phone"
cousteau
But how did they take a photo of… look, never mind.
jackpkmn
My dear sweet child you have merely glanced into deep dark well of stupidity. Now imagine those who drink deeply of its waters.
cousteau
Being able to take a photo of your own phone actually requires quite some skills.
jackpkmn
I've known people who would take a photo with a 2nd phone of the first one instead of screenshotting. No idea why.
catnipHip
The clone took it but it still has to learn
JHawke
Welp, this decides it then. Clearly the clone is unfit for life.
BookieeWookiee
Give it a few days, and let's see what they've learned
JHawke
That's.. the opposite of a good plan.
Phlynch
Because they're reading reddit from their phone and don't know how to take screenshots on their phone.
Phlynch
It's not actually common knowledge. Most phones require a weird button combination that isn't intuitive mentioned anywhere.
xMeathookx
If your phone can browse imgur, you can use it to google your screenshot button-combination. ;)
Phlynch
That would require knowing your phone is even capable of it.