I feel like being petty would be the correct response in your situation. Option 1 would be to find a loud and annoying hobby: Music, Blacksmithing, raising chickens, etc. Option 2 would be to find some less popular sports/ event and react wildly during them. WSOP, horse racing, darts, bowling, axe toss. Heck ESPN had on a Pillow Fight championship today. Could also go the popular but strange times due to out of country: Golf and Racing.
Every time there’s any kind of sporting event, it sounds like people are being brutally murdered at my neighbor’s house. I guess it’s the only way some straight guys can feel safe showing any emotion without worrying about catching “the gay”.
CloseupCaptionReaction
And don't forget, that's 34 fucks in this fucked up song.
ProfessorHerpDerp
I feel like being petty would be the correct response in your situation. Option 1 would be to find a loud and annoying hobby: Music, Blacksmithing, raising chickens, etc. Option 2 would be to find some less popular sports/ event and react wildly during them. WSOP, horse racing, darts, bowling, axe toss. Heck ESPN had on a Pillow Fight championship today. Could also go the popular but strange times due to out of country: Golf and Racing.
Hexarcy00
Be careful, fireworks fuck back
seenunseen
I hope blue jays won. I don't really care, but if they won i might get some laughs from the right wing freakout
IThinkIBrokIt
NR97420
And fuck the Blue Jays. I'd rather the Mariners have been swept than seeing the BJs shit the bed twice at home.
an0therthr0waway
username checks out.
MidoryMoon
OP, probably
ScarecrowStudios
i could hear it all the way down in long beach
SwissScars
Does this mean the O.J.s lost?
GOWood
Errr… Sorry Buddy
anegativecreep
majortool
Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck the sky. Fuck trees. Fuck the sun. I don't need heat or Vitamin D.
anegativecreep
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy.
StrandedonEarth
Gotta admit, that was one for the ages, but what the living fuck!
HumanFromPlanetEarth
SpicyNips20
Jeeze she needs to calm her tits down before it gives her an aneurysm
JigglySackles
Heh...relevant user name
GBMaker
So *THAT'S* what all that noise was about!
anegativecreep
Every time there’s any kind of sporting event, it sounds like people are being brutally murdered at my neighbor’s house. I guess it’s the only way some straight guys can feel safe showing any emotion without worrying about catching “the gay”.
GBMaker
Shouting and yelling are OK. It's setting off the fireworks that's over the top for me.
AustinJolly
oh and while we're at it, fuck mosquitoes and fuck yellowjackets.
oldguyexlurker
and cancer.
anegativecreep
With a chainsaw
anegativecreep
I’ve recently learned that wasps are actually valuable pollinators…Mosquitoes can still get fucked though.
flounder35
I got some bad news my person https://blog.nwf.org/2020/09/what-purpose-do-mosquitoes-serve/. Also, Hornets are pollinators as well SOB. I hate nature some times.
anegativecreep
Well shit. Ok but I still don’t like them. I wouldn’t mind sharing a little blood, but the damned itching!
STPepper9
That one pitch in game three.. I can't wait for ABS, I wish it was for all pitches and not just a challenge system.
anegativecreep
I hope a piece of ABS plastic falls from the space station and impales your skull
MoreOfABrewerReally
Madara1389
JFC, there's no need to be this hostile towards other users...
anegativecreep
STPepper9
I mean... I was agreeing about the dodgers, but ok, sure.
For real though, are you ok? Do you need me to call an adult?
anegativecreep
Just venting my spleen
STPepper9
Ok. Everyone should be able to vent sometimes.
joepineapplesindrag
Username checks out