Apr 1, 2021 2:29 PM
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NoProofReadingAllowed
If this was a villain, i'd definitely not root for the protagonist
jesusisherelookbusy
Asian Grace Jones don’t give a fuck.
wolfspirit21
flexflint
Saw this before, ages ago: reaction is still: this. is. so. fuck'n. sexy.
legnouaa
StarscreamAndHutch
BreakfastWithCountChocula
JokingJoking
This is the most badass thing i have seen in my life
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
..... You need to get out more.
Glittershart
81licks
valen00
I don't think my wife has ever looked at me like she's looking at that umbrella.
zolan
Jeeeeeeeesus that was smooth.
Usainbold
Shehasprettyhair
They have pretty hair
KatoGodPrime
Big top energy
Eltore
sezchuanllama
Did she just low-key double gob, swallow and burp?
nsJunkspace
I think she did...
Manikasaurus
I love that little smile at the end, "I know that you're looking" :D
Anonawesome
Yes the scripted scene would probably have a recording camera.
midrealmknight
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
SomebodyThatIsntMe
That's Miss Steal Your Girl
IronIce111
I want to be friends with this couple.
lxlulz
They are sisters, red dress is the designer black dress the model.
LoopStricken
There's still two of them though.
Punkereaux
Other way around. Taller woman is fashion designer Lora Wang.
tagswag8888
Anyone else going back through their favorites and hypevoting?!
Why would you. It will. Be gone in a day.
To make em feel special and relevant for a second again! Spread the love bro
nofreelunch
At the beginning of the video I thought she wasn’t my type but now I am so aroused.
MinBlick
She ticked many boxes for me before all that and now I am swooning.
charlotteeloise01
Im a girl and i approve
PhotoAwp
I wish I was black dress but I'm red dress
braingain
Red dress is more fun
pixeltwig
Why the hell would you wish that? Im 39. My bosses boss in in his fifties and we can still do lightsaber battles in the parking lot 1/2
While being very serious in our work.. and our lives for that matter. Everybody needs to have fun in their own way :)
28dayslaterwasawarning
So cold she would freeze your dick off
ohnoitsavikingchick
Good.
ilhares
She's my kinda woman. She looks at me with disdain.
bread1
is that a version of death by snu snu?
Longbowgun
EEBY DEEBY?!
LifeConfessionguy1
What a woman.....wow
Rulo1982
I'm afraid to ask but who is she?
In Life's gif, Aubrey Plaza. In OPs video, Loora Wang.
Aubrey, I was looking for Aubrey. Thanks a lot
SvarvSven
Loora, I was looking for Loora. Thanks a lot
Dagun10
So much coolness.
Gayforbae
That hair ismjust on point took tho.
mercdaddy
? Whoo-oa here she comes...watch out boy she'll chew you up?
DrInkDrinker
She is a man eater if I've ever seen one.
override367
my first thought was "that's the most elegant woman I've seen today" which is a weird and uncharacteristically not perverted thought
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Staged though.I could look cool staged. With good direction and some cgi.
OriginalgamerX
And a stunt double.
With extra lube.
HerrHat
britdick
Stone...cold.
Schmerbie
Hey haircut probably cost more than I make in a week
wisher1977
Worthy of the hyper vote
fred3299
Steve Austin
Cattwalking
One of the best FU glares I've ever seen.
shesammy23
Foxes
dragonfire50
HandoB4Javert
Where can you get a slo-mo umbrella?
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
wait! whats colder than dry ice?
Castironpeppers
Liquid nitrogen, then liquid helium then hydrogen, why?
no, I'll tell you what is, Oksana
With special lasers we can get small bits of atoms to just 0.1 kelvin
DewiMorgan
Last time I saw this, I thought she was trying to open it, but you're right: she's shooting it at the cameraman like a gun, pew pew! :D
Øast time it was posted someone pointed out that this took several takes.
I should expect so! :D Any idea where it's from?
alsowhatsaderp
Thank you for acknowledging that I'm right. My wife will be so excited to hear this.
Yes! You ARE right! Everybody in the world is right, today. As husbands, we should get one day of it, right?
EphemeralLights
Both.. i choose both.
headlessness
Red is a cutie but black is all business. Both. Definitely both.
clamdriver
Very smooth... and that look at the end. OMG.
neos501
I choose red.
razmann
i choose whichever will have me. so neither...
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
I choose that umbrella.
CynicalLittle
I was about to say like I have a crush on both lmao
ImAnActionBirb
I also choose this man’s both.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
This post is sexier than any RHM/THT etc post that I’ve ever seen and I have favorites to prove It. Ok Except the Wednesday ones. Those win.
5minutekebab
Lewynsa
Seaboo89
Both is good.
ArgonSpark
NoSax
jennym123
You will be given whatever the lady in black offers and like it.
Malikhi
But would either choose you?
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
GrooveJunkie
One of them is a dude
JorElmasterofscheduling
iamlegendinjapan
I'm a dude he's a dude she's a dude we're all dudes yeah
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
That's Loora Wang and her sister, Gotta love the stereotypes.
LarvaLamp
Well, technically, they both have Wangs.
edmac23
As a lesbian, I also choose both.
KittyGrimm
Koetjeboe
I wish I could hype vote this comment. I feel like it should be top.
Thank you! I was so sad when I saw the downvotes. I'm glad someone agreed with me.
bigkingdingaling
They can just play with each other. I'd hate to get involved and ruin the whole aesthetic
WTFprotocolNr7
Agree. Just give me a stool in the corner and I’m a happy puppy.
ChocoladeMelkSnor
You’re into incest?
iamspartan1262
Icarus0711
You’re not?
Well, they can’t get pregnant from it and they are adults so it’s just a matter of morals....and we all know how that changes all the time.
BumMunch
?1
pyr0chaos
antonzzzz
Stool? Two girls and a cup?
boblives
pegina
I would pay for her porn.
Just Google it. Maybe add in “gravure” and “kana.” Enjoy.
I don't remember her name
Google “Asuka kana gravure”
Shes not keeping the red dress girl dry at all.
p0ssessi0nX
To be fair...RDG wasn't trying to keep dry in the first place. BDG really said my hair/dress is more important than your imagination ?
TriskaidekaFeelYa
OP does that.
ImSorry4meMentalSicknessSir
Xzeonx
Sonofabitchstolemyline.gif
Toan914
What l, it's not even raining.
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Neither am I
muhr
Came here to say ‘iT’s nOt EveN RaiNinG’ and then got your joke +1
jhawker27
She is not keeping ANY girls dry.
TheWeebleWobler
bwahahahahahahaha
ICannotSanctionYourBuffoonery
No. The red dress girl is definitely not dry... ?
TheJourn
She’s not keeping me dry, either.
smeltitdealtit
Nor me.
Tombliboos
Moist.....
simplemusings
I do not think the red dress girl is dry anyway after that...
Monkeytron
Quite the opposite!
maincarrot
Umbrella do nothing when standing over a waterfall
Teddy2Ready
Neither would i
NuclearMonk
Me neither
KyssedByFyre74
What red dress girl?
SimSimSimsalabim
willy0200112
Not keeping me dry either.
SecondSince
Giggity
hoopsnek
I need hypevotes for this comment.
Datsinginguy
I want to give this comment hypervotes. So unfair
Procrastinatress
I thought it was a parasol so they don’t get tanned
Khelan2050
Clear parasols arent very effective
Why not? Plastics don’t let through UV?
Just looked it up, TIL.
BarelyAnInconvenience42
Well, in the immortal words of Pam: "SPLOOSH!"
NotNotDeadpool
"could drown a toddler in her panties"
apollo1983
What episode of "the office" was that?
Just kidding
drainbamage1011
Goddammit, you beat me by 1 minute while I was searching for a link. Take your +1!
PineappleLoopsBroether
splooosh
zhasylB
I remember someone mentioning that they are sisters
dakkaffex
every time this post is brought up people make a lesbian joke and then someone remind them of their family ties
ChazzK
And then Jamie Lannister gets posted.
Toofwess
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) we know
Otternautilus
ddet1207
ZeroLevels
They're not MY sisters.
arthurvanhoudt
Step-sisters?
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
TimeTravellingSpaceBear
I've watched enough MrRobot to know any hot Chinese woman could in fact be B.D.Wong
sisters you say?
Dragon10449
Fook-u
ShlongaDonga
Kinky!
GeminiMithuna
+44 upvotes
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
The one in blue is Chinese fashion designer Loora Wang and the other is her sister (haven't found her name yet).
beefstar2000
Yet
TheLovelessHummingbird
That's a purple dress
3KnucklesDeep
Lure a Wang? Several, probably.
BladeTurMoiL
Isnt she like super old? Wow. Them genes.
Soujaofmisfortune
Super old? Look at her. Of course she isn't. I know Asian women age well, but come on. No one ages THAT well.
justborrowingthisusername
Apparently she's 36, I'll let you decide whether you think that's super old :p
She's supposedly 35.
I think you might be thinking of Vera Wang who is in her 70s.
This. My bad XD
dextarrogue
...isn't that a black dress?
vozval
Dammit not again
redsmerf
Don't you start that shit again
AnonKneeMoose
Navy blue, blue trim and she had blue hair highlights
Rolfasonofashepard
Yes?
zanoii
Yes it is. Or her hair is also blue.
fudgeman
Not this shit again
OGymruOGymro
No, it's Yanni!
thePyromanic
Did you just say Laurel?
abitskeptical
It looks gold to me
bassaro
Oh not this shit again
Ilikecreativepeople
Vera Big
ScreamingGreenFrog
Big what?
alternator43
Humongous what!?
feed4you
Big wang
NoProofReadingAllowed
If this was a villain, i'd definitely not root for the protagonist
jesusisherelookbusy
Asian Grace Jones don’t give a fuck.
wolfspirit21
flexflint
Saw this before, ages ago: reaction is still: this. is. so. fuck'n. sexy.
legnouaa
StarscreamAndHutch
BreakfastWithCountChocula
JokingJoking
This is the most badass thing i have seen in my life
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
..... You need to get out more.
Glittershart
81licks
valen00
I don't think my wife has ever looked at me like she's looking at that umbrella.
zolan
Jeeeeeeeesus that was smooth.
Usainbold
Shehasprettyhair
They have pretty hair
KatoGodPrime
Big top energy
Eltore
sezchuanllama
Did she just low-key double gob, swallow and burp?
nsJunkspace
I think she did...
Manikasaurus
I love that little smile at the end, "I know that you're looking" :D
Anonawesome
Yes the scripted scene would probably have a recording camera.
midrealmknight
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
SomebodyThatIsntMe
That's Miss Steal Your Girl
IronIce111
I want to be friends with this couple.
lxlulz
They are sisters, red dress is the designer black dress the model.
LoopStricken
There's still two of them though.
Punkereaux
Other way around. Taller woman is fashion designer Lora Wang.
tagswag8888
Anyone else going back through their favorites and hypevoting?!
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Why would you. It will. Be gone in a day.
tagswag8888
To make em feel special and relevant for a second again! Spread the love bro
nofreelunch
At the beginning of the video I thought she wasn’t my type but now I am so aroused.
MinBlick
She ticked many boxes for me before all that and now I am swooning.
charlotteeloise01
Im a girl and i approve
PhotoAwp
I wish I was black dress but I'm red dress
braingain
Red dress is more fun
pixeltwig
Why the hell would you wish that? Im 39. My bosses boss in in his fifties and we can still do lightsaber battles in the parking lot 1/2
pixeltwig
While being very serious in our work.. and our lives for that matter. Everybody needs to have fun in their own way :)
28dayslaterwasawarning
So cold she would freeze your dick off
ohnoitsavikingchick
Good.
ilhares
She's my kinda woman. She looks at me with disdain.
bread1
is that a version of death by snu snu?
Longbowgun
EEBY DEEBY?!
LifeConfessionguy1
What a woman.....wow
Rulo1982
I'm afraid to ask but who is she?
ilhares
In Life's gif, Aubrey Plaza. In OPs video, Loora Wang.
Rulo1982
Aubrey, I was looking for Aubrey. Thanks a lot
SvarvSven
Loora, I was looking for Loora. Thanks a lot
Dagun10
So much coolness.
Gayforbae
That hair ismjust on point took tho.
mercdaddy
? Whoo-oa here she comes...watch out boy she'll chew you up?
DrInkDrinker
She is a man eater if I've ever seen one.
override367
my first thought was "that's the most elegant woman I've seen today" which is a weird and uncharacteristically not perverted thought
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Staged though.I could look cool staged. With good direction and some cgi.
midrealmknight
OriginalgamerX
And a stunt double.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
With extra lube.
HerrHat
britdick
Stone...cold.
Schmerbie
Hey haircut probably cost more than I make in a week
wisher1977
Worthy of the hyper vote
fred3299
Steve Austin
Cattwalking
One of the best FU glares I've ever seen.
shesammy23
Foxes
dragonfire50
HandoB4Javert
Where can you get a slo-mo umbrella?
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
wait! whats colder than dry ice?
Castironpeppers
Liquid nitrogen, then liquid helium then hydrogen, why?
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
no, I'll tell you what is, Oksana
Castironpeppers
With special lasers we can get small bits of atoms to just 0.1 kelvin
DewiMorgan
Last time I saw this, I thought she was trying to open it, but you're right: she's shooting it at the cameraman like a gun, pew pew! :D
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Øast time it was posted someone pointed out that this took several takes.
DewiMorgan
I should expect so! :D Any idea where it's from?
alsowhatsaderp
Thank you for acknowledging that I'm right. My wife will be so excited to hear this.
DewiMorgan
Yes! You ARE right! Everybody in the world is right, today. As husbands, we should get one day of it, right?
EphemeralLights
Both.. i choose both.
headlessness
Red is a cutie but black is all business. Both. Definitely both.
clamdriver
Very smooth... and that look at the end. OMG.
neos501
I choose red.
razmann
i choose whichever will have me. so neither...
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
I choose that umbrella.
CynicalLittle
I was about to say like I have a crush on both lmao
ImAnActionBirb
I also choose this man’s both.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
This post is sexier than any RHM/THT etc post that I’ve ever seen and I have favorites to prove It. Ok Except the Wednesday ones. Those win.
5minutekebab
Lewynsa
Seaboo89
Both is good.
ArgonSpark
NoSax
StarscreamAndHutch
jennym123
You will be given whatever the lady in black offers and like it.
Malikhi
But would either choose you?
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
GrooveJunkie
One of them is a dude
JorElmasterofscheduling
iamlegendinjapan
I'm a dude he's a dude she's a dude we're all dudes yeah
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
That's Loora Wang and her sister, Gotta love the stereotypes.
LarvaLamp
Well, technically, they both have Wangs.
edmac23
As a lesbian, I also choose both.
KittyGrimm
Koetjeboe
I wish I could hype vote this comment. I feel like it should be top.
KittyGrimm
Thank you! I was so sad when I saw the downvotes. I'm glad someone agreed with me.
bigkingdingaling
They can just play with each other. I'd hate to get involved and ruin the whole aesthetic
WTFprotocolNr7
Agree. Just give me a stool in the corner and I’m a happy puppy.
ChocoladeMelkSnor
You’re into incest?
iamspartan1262
Icarus0711
You’re not?
WTFprotocolNr7
Well, they can’t get pregnant from it and they are adults so it’s just a matter of morals....and we all know how that changes all the time.
BumMunch
ArgonSpark
pyr0chaos
antonzzzz
Stool? Two girls and a cup?
boblives
pegina
Longbowgun
I would pay for her porn.
pegina
Just Google it. Maybe add in “gravure” and “kana.” Enjoy.
Longbowgun
I don't remember her name
pegina
Google “Asuka kana gravure”
StarscreamAndHutch
Shes not keeping the red dress girl dry at all.
p0ssessi0nX
To be fair...RDG wasn't trying to keep dry in the first place. BDG really said my hair/dress is more important than your imagination ?
TriskaidekaFeelYa
OP does that.
ImSorry4meMentalSicknessSir
Xzeonx
Sonofabitchstolemyline.gif
Toan914
What l, it's not even raining.
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Neither am I
muhr
Came here to say ‘iT’s nOt EveN RaiNinG’ and then got your joke +1
jhawker27
She is not keeping ANY girls dry.
TheWeebleWobler
bwahahahahahahaha
ICannotSanctionYourBuffoonery
No. The red dress girl is definitely not dry... ?
TheJourn
She’s not keeping me dry, either.
smeltitdealtit
Nor me.
Tombliboos
Moist.....
simplemusings
I do not think the red dress girl is dry anyway after that...
Monkeytron
Quite the opposite!
maincarrot
Umbrella do nothing when standing over a waterfall
Teddy2Ready
Neither would i
NuclearMonk
Me neither
KyssedByFyre74
What red dress girl?
SimSimSimsalabim
willy0200112
Not keeping me dry either.
SecondSince
Giggity
hoopsnek
I need hypevotes for this comment.
Datsinginguy
I want to give this comment hypervotes. So unfair
Procrastinatress
I thought it was a parasol so they don’t get tanned
Khelan2050
Clear parasols arent very effective
Procrastinatress
Why not? Plastics don’t let through UV?
Khelan2050
Just looked it up, TIL.
BarelyAnInconvenience42
Well, in the immortal words of Pam: "SPLOOSH!"
NotNotDeadpool
"could drown a toddler in her panties"
apollo1983
What episode of "the office" was that?
apollo1983
Just kidding
Gayforbae
drainbamage1011
Goddammit, you beat me by 1 minute while I was searching for a link. Take your +1!
PineappleLoopsBroether
splooosh
zhasylB
I remember someone mentioning that they are sisters
dakkaffex
every time this post is brought up people make a lesbian joke and then someone remind them of their family ties
ChazzK
And then Jamie Lannister gets posted.
Toofwess
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) we know
Otternautilus
ddet1207
ZeroLevels
They're not MY sisters.
arthurvanhoudt
Step-sisters?
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
TimeTravellingSpaceBear
I've watched enough MrRobot to know any hot Chinese woman could in fact be B.D.Wong
valen00
sisters you say?
Dragon10449
Fook-u
ShlongaDonga
Kinky!
Dragon10449
GeminiMithuna
+44 upvotes
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
The one in blue is Chinese fashion designer Loora Wang and the other is her sister (haven't found her name yet).
beefstar2000
Yet
TheLovelessHummingbird
That's a purple dress
3KnucklesDeep
Lure a Wang? Several, probably.
BladeTurMoiL
Isnt she like super old? Wow. Them genes.
Soujaofmisfortune
Super old? Look at her. Of course she isn't. I know Asian women age well, but come on. No one ages THAT well.
justborrowingthisusername
Apparently she's 36, I'll let you decide whether you think that's super old :p
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
She's supposedly 35.
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
I think you might be thinking of Vera Wang who is in her 70s.
BladeTurMoiL
This. My bad XD
dextarrogue
...isn't that a black dress?
vozval
Dammit not again
redsmerf
Don't you start that shit again
AnonKneeMoose
Navy blue, blue trim and she had blue hair highlights
Rolfasonofashepard
Yes?
zanoii
Yes it is. Or her hair is also blue.
fudgeman
Not this shit again
OGymruOGymro
No, it's Yanni!
thePyromanic
Did you just say Laurel?
abitskeptical
It looks gold to me
bassaro
Oh not this shit again
Ilikecreativepeople
Vera Big
ScreamingGreenFrog
Big what?
alternator43
Humongous what!?
feed4you
Big wang