Ever see something so beautiful?
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Life goals.
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Florida? Not even once.
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We are legion. We are also all starting to experience lower back pain.
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It’s-a-me, an innocent Italian plumber.
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Join a union today!
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677
Today is the first day of two weeks of holiday…
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Indistinguishable from porn
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Non-live action role play
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Running it straight into the ground.
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From the accountants who brought you Happy Gilmore 2 and Coming 2 America…
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Let’s see if he lasts 42 months.
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492
Cyclists only do this when frightened
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Weeeee…eeeeeW
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Alan Partridge!
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1219
Been staying with family all week
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I’m normally full after 1 or 2
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Spending my free time volunteering as a security guard for a Tesla dealership to own the libs.
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Took me too long.
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I work in IT infrastructure and network security and this is 100% accurate.
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Me and the squad each time we see an acorn.
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Ew, even got it on the windows.
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1935
Maybe some Betty Crocker might help her.
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I love file transfer protocols.
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455
Magnifico-o-o-o-o-oh
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Taylor Swift fans in 2020
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Hans, bubby, I asked for *coke*
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471
Not in front of the kids, Carrot! Not in front of the kids!
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Guitar respray - Squier Jazzmaster
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674
Guys, is this sign a little too “on the snout”?
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I don’t cheer when it reaches a corner, only when it reaches my mouth.
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TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY’RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
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Gary a real one for that.
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Legologically correct thing.
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That’s an awful thing to say about someone.
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Better run, run, run, run, run, run, run away.
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“Feedback System | Recursion” by Joe Pease
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Not a very realistic figurine. A dress with pockets?
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Playing a game set to “easy”.
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536
Gymnast threesome ahead
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954
Do you think the hotel adds charges for flipping the socket using a butter knife as a screwdriver?
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What’s going on today? Not complaining, just curious.
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I’ve never updated an app faster.
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Maybe someone should have shown this lady a dog so that she could smile.
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?Mother! Tell your children not to hear my words.
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Hey human, watch this thing for me me. I need to run out for some cigarettes.
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2011
“Florence and Norm_Levin_Macbook” just wasn’t as catchy for a band name.
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Kirk Douglas and co-stars rehearsing for Stanley Kubrick’s Spartacus.
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Coccyx Schmoccyx.
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You’re not gonna believe this…
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