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Feb 27, 2018 4:56 AM
voxtones
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1203
85
Most Viral Edit: send your most offensive meme! Thanks Guys!
gewalt
there isnt one, this was bought at a store. then the words were added. source: icing was done by a pro, lettering was done by a retard
SmuggPandaSmasher
Found them
Lustydino
Should have used coconut shavings in the icing
DoofusMcGillicuttyEsq
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Been away from the computer for an hour and a half. Reassuringly, this was the top image in user-sub rising.
FilthyRaider
I like those odds
PascalCasedUserName
My favorite game!
optimusgoose
barqshasbyte
I need to try this the next time some parent says, “should we take turns bringing snacks to the games?” No Sheila, feed your own kid!
bubblesthedog
Grandma used to put one rands in die cake batter before baking. The person who finds it can keep it! It is not much, but it was fun.
dogfrost9
Drop the whole cake into a colander. Rinse it through with hot water. Give them back the toenail.
ADRTheMan
What you do next is sprinkle the top with shredded coconut.
vintagebroad
That. Is. Genius.
TheTreeManFromThatPlace
That's.... That's genius.
glovelyday
Ooooh...is there a price involved?!?!
BulkSausage
I like those odds.
hertz18360
scottsinflavortown
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
Shwado
Found it !
Magicmat
We put a big thumbnail in an asshole friends burger one day expecting a big laugh. He ate the whole thing, nail and all. We did laugh tho
FlyingButtPliers
Omg I'm adding almonds and doing this
peachesforme
space it so everyone will think they got lucky!
TheOfflineEnigma
Add just one almond.
OmgOptimized
*almond flake
taco1910
a small patch of coconut in one bite per piece. Watch em really freak out
lookitupyourself
Ew. Perfect.
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
i'll return it to you, but dont be upset if it's encased in feces
DuckyofDeath123
You don't wipe those off when you pull the nail from the brown stuff under the glazing?
apothecary555
red411
Ok, but I'll have to eat the whole thing
ShinySephiroth
True frickin story - someone in my neighborhood brought us lasagna when we first moved in. Found a toenail in one of the pieces... how!?
RingRingRingRingRingRingRingBananaPhone
rezpawner
Take. The. Hint.
ShinySephiroth
We didn't even know them yet! LOL
UpsetFace
They want you to suck they toes https://media3.giphy.com/media/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI/giphy.gif
ShinySephiroth
siler7
............................why?
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Quote: "Passive-aggressive behavior is characterized by indirect resistance to the demands of others & an avoidance of direct confrontation"
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Sorry about the psychology textbook quote, but it fits so astonishingly well here. A classic example is children having to paint easter...
FiftyShadesOfArugula
eggs for one another in kindergarten. One little girl is paired with a kid whom she doesn't like and paints his egg black. She completed...
FiftyShadesOfArugula
the task, her teacher can't punish her, but she still managed to find a way of saying "I hate you". That's passive-aggressive resistance.
sloomoo
It's been baked, germs should be ded.]
MeowMachine12
Regardless of germs, I dont want someone's toe nail in my mouth dude
sloomoo
Ah, but would you let your girl/boy friend suck your toes?
MeowMachine12
No. My boyfriend and I are not into feet. Lol
MeowMachine12
To be fair though my boyfriends clean toes in my mouth is vastly different than a toe nail in my food. I wouldn't be chewing onhis toe nails