NotBobRoss
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How It's Made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd_I906IIgo
Tax
EDIT: Some of you guys asked for it, so here's your Candy Factory: http://imgur.com/gallery/dkMmm
Don't say I never give you anything
mytamponfellout
#4 "Fuck this shit! Fuck that shit! fuck this one too!"
ImPunningWithImPunity
I could wax on about how slick this is, but I'm not feeling very bright today.
norill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU
Kainih
Burghguy
Put your wick in it.
TooBuku
I enjoyed this. Up Doot!
sxybritchesheartsandypandy
I read candy.
scooterwillie
I had no idea candles were made from semen! Crazy!
dbrsong
#4 what a one night stand feels like.
Benruryefri
Wow o.p you lit up my night
Menefee
Wait! They put the wicks in last?!
thokling
Candle-poopin' machines are satisfying.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
NSX7342
I REJECT THAT TAX, BRING ME A CAT
GeneralAnubis
#1 - I came
ShotGlassFullOfRanchDressing
Anyone else wonder who buys this kind of stuff in such big quantities that it needs to be mass produced like this? Anyone bought a candle?
SameSheet","ava
i thought they fall from heaven
biglovetravis
Misread that as "candy." Thought, "damn, those are some shitty marshmallows."
magpie88
omg me too lol
TheFuckAreYouReadingMyNameFor
I just realized it wasn't candy, been trying to figure what the hell type of candy it was
HelloIamPhilip
Cue cum joke
dzontra004
JustAnUglyPotato
'And I jizz in my pants'
kobriengw
I read "Canadian making factory" and was disappointed with the lack of Canadians being made.
brookeallison
I thought it said candy making factory and I was like wtfffff kinda candy you guys eat?!?
TheFluffiestNazi
AAW THAT PUP
malcolmsmemery
Hey.... dude..... ur on fp you know
BigAlfie
I don't think he does...
malcolmsmemery
I wonder sometimes
hermanmunster059
dawg :)
TheOtherBagdad
I watched this thinking it said candy making factory and got very fucking confused at the third gif and wondered if it was devil candy.
FerrousBuehler
You are not alone!
enfisktofiskrodfiskblafisk
Me too.
prit1123
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
shalajarias
same.. I was very confused :/
Imhereforthelurking
I had the same thought too... What the fuck kinda candy has metal inserts jammed into them!?
NotBobRoss
So should I make a candy factory post?
shalajarias
Yes please :)
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TheOtherBagdad
Thanks Op.
NotBobRoss
You are so very welcome :)
RamenAndBooze
Is there a reason why you shouldn't ?
IsThisAlreadyChosen
The machine that knocks them over is the best.
FatSavage
I thought the same thing
NotBobRoss
agreed
TGIBallsWorth
Fuck outta here
dbrsong
#4 what a one night stand feels like.
TemporaryUzername
"fuck this. fuck that. fuck you. fuck him. fuck zhe. fuck xher. fuck all yall. you too, rick, you ain't slick witch'a waxy ass single hair."
ACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
What is my purpose... To pass candles
lickthismiff
I want someone clever to add Talk Shit, Get Hit to it.
SomeOldConstructionGamerGuy
Nooo, the scraper blade operator...dream job!
hallowground
Now we are playing favorites
EverythingIsAGovernmentConspiracy
Git, git, git, git, git,...
siceit
Yes!! +1
EffHerRightInThePussy
Gotta disagree. The scraping of the top excess layer made me like
CaptainSlooow
They could have hired a cat to knock them over....it would have been way cuter.
PyroAvok
Yeah, but then it would be work and it wouldn't do it.
RandomIsotope
That machine was a cat in a previous life.
NotaClipaMagazine
I love that there was probably an engineer that was like "there's probably a more elegant way to do this but, fuck it"
Maikee
"Get the fuck outta here!" -machine
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
That flick off at the end is so good, like with each one it's going 'fuck off, fuck off, you too, off with ya, get bent, fuck off. '
Miladog
+1 for "Get Bent!"
infernopg
yeah i found that one hilarious too, even better with your commentary though ^^
crankyoldgeezer
My granpappy used to be a candle knocker over. Damn automation left us destitute!
Nathanfake
fuck you machine learning
crankyoldgeezer
The only 2 jobs I see withstanding the test of time is Walmart security guard & coffee barista not for the skill but for the attitude that1
crankyoldgeezer
2 adds a hint of bitter to my brew.
Nineteenletterslong
Hey, he should have just gone into a candle store and knocked them all over to impress them and get his job back.
crankyoldgeezer
Some say his ghost walks these halls ruining more than one kid's birthday cake. He never did like birthday candles in particular.