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May 1, 2021 10:39 AM
EvilUndeadJester
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Marsmallowmancer
"You just kicked my cat. I am powered by rage and you just kicked my cat." is still one if my favorite lines in any comic
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Next issue: Lobo shouldn't have a power ring. Classic
Turbolibros
Popelbremse
Lobo is best
itsfivethirsty
MyLastNameIsNotSure
joeck80
sgtwhiskeyjack
That's some big dick energy, and a big energy dick
shamanbaptist
Underrated comment over here!
PunnyDragon
CathyGarrett
I wanted to updoot, but you were at 69 updoots. … So, I thought "Nice" and updooted anyway.
Tuoni
RedRiotUnbreakable
Always thought Mamoa would've suited Lobo like Reynolds suits deadpool, aquaman was a terrible choice.
kwyjiboner
Is Lobo just Space Lemmy?
NotaCPA
yes 100%
UltraHellboy
That’s a big fucking YEP.
MistLynx
The green weenie claims another victim
RElGNMAN
Lionskull
it's a shame they nerfed atrocitus so much ever since they introduced him. from losing out to guy to getting dicked by lobo
AMRIV
Lobo:
Bardcrest
Lobo gonna lobo.
NinjaCongo
Lobo is like Wolverine and Deadpool had a love child that emigrated to the DC universe.
Dagordae
Yeah, that's just Deathstroke. Lobo's a parody of 90s antiheroes. Well, except for that unfortunate time in the New 52.
Effehezepe
That didn't happen, and if it we don't talk about it.
BladeSmithSapper
Always loved Lobo!
ItsActuallyDavidNow
motorolo
This gif made me read the whole thing and to my disappointment found no sexual references whatsoever
dyxj
Huh? It's pretty clear that the big green energy beam was a dick. Lobo basically The GIF'd the dude.
henrikpetersson51
I totally didn’t get it until I read this comment.
Starhaven350
Their power is will based... lobo would be unstoppable as long as the ring is charged
TerryCrews
Unless he went against Batman.
DanDavidsen
Depends if it's a Lobo comic, or a Batman comic
HelloToe
Because Batman has the greatest superpower of them all: plot armor.
Gababu
it honestly depends who is writing it.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Superpower: Popularity.
SethCronyn
Always upvote Green Lantern.
ThatOrangeApple
Which comic and issue?
pimpdaddypenguin
Injustice 2. I can't remember which issue exactly but it's near the end
darkninja2992
Lobobis one of DC's best characters, alongside plastic man
LoopStricken
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RolandLovecraft
So what did he hit em with? A dong? I’m guessing a dong. It just feels like a dong....with the writing and jokes, I mean.
XYOjiL
It's not the dong. It's what's in it that matters.
doczaius
I guessed feces, but dick works too, I guess.
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
I thought it was clearly a dick.
RolandLovecraft
I feel like theres a panel missing, or the implication didn’t slap me in the face quite like it has others. Just seem open to interpretation
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
No, I think they just have to keep it sublte since it's a comic but if you know Lobo at all, it's not hard at all to use the context clues.
RolandLovecraft
Knowing Lobo might help.
sevenfingerman
It’s all fun and games until you realize that Guy is actually dead
jessenator
MikeRInternetTraveler
He looks like Matt Gaetz, and I don’t like it
Chimichanga007
Biting lip.. Lantern lowkey freaky
TurnersClassicMovies
/a/EceyPnD
jessenator
This is where my mind went:
Undrave
He's thinking "Oh no... two Guy..."
SnarfyMcSnarferson
Raging clue
BusterH
Ok, what green lantern comic is this from?
BusterH
Never mind I googled it. Injustice 2
TheCaffeineAddict
God, i love the Injusticeseries. Something unexpected at every turn
BusterH
I read all of the first one. Guess it’s time for the second
ViolentVibrator
Eh don't go into it with too much expectations. It really drops off alot after the first few years.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
There's a lot of rough to sift through to find the diamonds in Injustice, IMO. Too much.
FFOKOFF
What what did he hit him with?
Gamemaster64
@#$%
FabulouslyTiti
Big energy dick.
FFOKOFF
Lol gutdamn
dyxj
The gif.
SerenePrincess013
BDE
BoxZ
A giant... Johnson
candiduscorvus
Lobo is that guy who’s always worse than the bad guy.
TerryCrews
An American small town cop?
candiduscorvus
More like big city cop.
TerryCrews
I'm gonna go with both.
metalrulercid
Small town *chuckle*
pimpdaddypenguin
Injustice 2
ImgurPlz
Lobo Bugaloo
Captain77
Wait does Hal rejoin the green lanterns in injustice 2? Man I need to start reading these newer comics.
pimpdaddypenguin
The first one is muuuuuuch better than the second one. Injustice 2 is just things happening with very little correlation
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I stopped reading 5 chapters in it was just so all over the place and just felt like s8 GOT, but IJ2 came first so had no comparison then
SomeCanadianGuyEh
This is really Injustice 2? -> spoiler question in reply
JoeT85
this string is old enough so the No Spoilers doesn't shouldn't really apply. Great read!
SomeCanadianGuyEh
how is Guy there didnt He get his arm torn off and killed or is this a flashback?
pimpdaddypenguin
In short reasons, in truth... Spoiler answer -->
pimpdaddypenguin
Hes a hallucination created by Hal's guilt
drenix
A bit offtopic, but, whatever happened with Etrigan bonding with Batman? They did that magic sleep on Supes and, just that? he still bonded?
GCRust
Hal's going bananas and is hallucinating Guy.
BrockEffingSamson
It's one of the better parts of that book, imho
AeonQuasars
The lantern fight each other? I though all where on the same side only different views of what's right to do.
pimpdaddypenguin
Noperino. Green are basically police. They want to seek balance in the universe
pimpdaddypenguin
Red wants to see only the strongest and angriest succeed. Pink wants death to all men. Indigo are just a bunch of nerds who guard knowledge
menshi
Indigo tribe aren’t keepers of knowledge. Abin Sur created them by forcing the universes worst criminals to wear the ring of compassion.
menshi
they are technically good but one arc had the power battery destroyed and they reverted back to criminals and murderers til it was restored
pimpdaddypenguin
He is correct. My bad
pimpdaddypenguin
Yellow wants the see a universe subjugated by fear. Black literally wants everyone to be zombies. Orange wants to own every thing
pimpdaddypenguin
Blue are hope driven, but largly pacifists. And white is the be all and end all of lanturn corps. There can be only one iirc
Rifneno
Don't forget the recently added ultraviolet. Soon we're gonna need retinal implants to read Lantern comics.
pimpdaddypenguin
Tldr: Green, Blue, Indigo, White = GOOD. Red, Orange, Yellow, Black BAD. Pink is a wild card
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
I thought the ring had to choose. Peeps can just hand 'em out now?
itisanimgurnaccount
Ring: I want that one.
theguywiththevoice
When they don't have time to let the ring search the whole universe for reinforcements. Anyone can put a ring on.
SillyZombie
The OA can
GhostBear3067
It appears the rings are sapient enough to understand the concept of "beggars cannot be choosers" lol XD
Turbolibros
Mogo, the living planet, it's the one who selects the new bearer. The ring just announces the decision to the new recruit.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
if this is injustice 2, Mobo was killed by Superman. I am so sorry if I messed something up. Injustice was my first DC.
noctynight
Makes sense there would be an emergency manual override to their automated system. Makes me wonder who has access/authority though.
LokiShinigami
The ring chooses its next owner in the case of death/succession, but rings can be given out as well.
krosion3
Technically the ring can grant power to someone for a short time like borrowing it as long as it’s an emergency
TheHawkRules
One would assume there was an override feature for just such an occasion.
ZaneCrane
They could just make a ring that would chose him
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Blackest Night IIRC. Universal bad shit was happening.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Depends on the writer.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Lobo’s will is as steely as his cock
theDogter
Just enjoy things
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
Questioning something doesn't mean you don't enjoy it.
LiterallyAWizard
Didn't the series start with an alien giving Hal Jordan a ring?
Jawesome19
Yeah till someone writing the comics didn't agree and just changed it!
XYOjiL
Why was this comment downvoted? He/she's right. The same thing's being said throughout this thread and no one's downvoted them.
Jawesome19
It's all gravy, baby. No worries
GingerLaird
In dire need the lantern corps can choose a temporary bearer.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
So Lobo is basically an intern?
MisterValiant
He's been deputized.
GingerLaird
Batman too, but batman is also a former yellow lantern too.
Sielle
Wasn't Bruce selected by the Yellow Corps but he refused? So he was never actually a Yellow Lantern. During the Blackest Night arc right?
GingerLaird
He donned a yellow ring in Forever Evil. He used it to fight Power Ring of the Crime Syndicate, until Sinestro arrived to help.
matthiasfactor
The rings autochoose from their designated sectors when a GL dies or becomes unable to overcome e great fear. The Guardians can direct 1/2
matthiasfactor
Individual rings to select persons, like when Gantbet chose Kyle Rainer after Jordan became Parallax back in the 90s.
matthiasfactor
Ganthet*
TheRealDoomsong
Also ring holders can make a temporary ring to deputize someone if they need help... if you’ve never seen how happy Scarecrow was with 1/2
TheRealDoomsong
a yellow ring, you should read blackest night / brightest day.
matthiasfactor
I’ve read all of the Geoff John’s run and yeah I forgot about Scarecrow.
EvilUndeadJester
Well, circumstances and all... things happen
Krimzonbear
Its fun when he has all 10 rings.
Peakoilhaspassed
Read that as 'circumcised and all'...
GhostBear3067
Ok now I am wondering if about certain details of Lobo's attack I was not expecting to...
cainofdreaming
EvilUndeadJester
Same thing..
NarratesTheDarkerStory
Lobo did get torn in half, so yeah. still works.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
... because that's what circumcised is....
xmorpheus42
....so how did they choose lobo over... well pretty much any member of the justice league for starters.
SheldonCooperBSMSMAPSHandScDOMGright
Because of the circumstances. Lobo was there. At that point even Hal got a ring again and he had been stripped of his.
DangerDaveHiggins
Because he was the hero they needed. Not the hero they deserved.
Dagordae
He was there. Literally, he was standing there and they needed massive firepower right damn now. And, well, Lobo's got willpower in spades.
Czeksmyx
True. Is there a more stubborn bastard then Lobo?
Dagordae
Frankly the only reason he hasn't gotten a ring already is that they actually have standards beyond willpower. They just said 'Fuck it, it
Dagordae
can't make anything worse.'
Dustorn
So, like... how'd they get it away from him when things settled down?
xizar
A literal case of "the penis only makes it better".
ThePerks2010
Didn't he already have a red lantern ring?
EvilUndeadJester
Lobo? Christ, no. Not in this comic anyway. God only knows what Lobo would do with a red lantern ring.
ThePerks2010
It was a brightest day thing, probably why it never got mentioned again...
EvilUndeadJester
Interesting. What did he actually do with it?
ThePerks2010
To be honest you had the Flashpoint/New 52 and they did that shitty reboot Lobo and seems to have been rebooted out of his possession 1/2
ThePerks2010
I'm not the biggest DC fan(not really a Lobo fan either i just liked the lantern stuff) so hopefully someone better informed will help? 2/2
EvilUndeadJester
Okay yeah I heard Lobo got neutered after new 52. Sad. He's a great character