Parks & Recreation

May 12, 2017 9:13 AM

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1. Teddy Bear Suicide

2. Mouse Rat

3. God Hates Figs

4. Department of Homeland Obscurity

5. Flames for Flames

6. Muscle Confusion

7. Nothing Rhymes With Orange

8. Everything Rhymes With Orange

9. Punch Face Champions

10. Rad Wagon

11. Puppy Pendulum

12. Possum Pendulum

13 Penis Pendulum

14. Handrail Suicide

15. Angel Snack

16. Just the Tip

17. Threeskin

18. Jet Black Pope

19. Scarecrow Boat

20. Malice in Chains

21.

27. Scrotation Marks

28. Andy and the D-Bags

Sauce : https://www.instagram.com/parks.n.rec/

Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was powerful enough to bring back the Power Rangers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America's Whitest House? Well, he's no longer incorrect...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Always upvote Parks & Rec +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best. Dump. Ever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally thought Chris Pratt was Ed Sheeran in that bottom pic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so happy this man is guarding our galaxy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he got his power rangers back...but they suck

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I love the blooper where April gave Andy a boner from being slapped.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could four be made into a movie? Everyone would watch it. Imgur and Reddit needs to make this happen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Macklin movie poster... That tagline lol

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

we all knwo thats really ms. hitler though

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Would totally watch if was made. Multiple times.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nice double-dong bulge on April in #2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing rhymes with blorange

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why so few?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 ironically previously home to a black person, currently home to an angry orange.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, this is LITERALLY my favorite show oh the world.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Perfect series with the exception of the times when you can tell Ron's 'stache is fake :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I audibly lol'd at all of these. I love this show.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ron is the epitome of what a man should be. Ladies, you do you, and be beautiful, I'll just be over here looking for no ones approval

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

Fucking barf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How safe is it to stick one leg in a garbage truck?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somewhere between 3 and 4.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is no one going to talk about the weird descriptions of the pictures?

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 4

They are the different names of Andy's band

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh now i see, thank you:)

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Of course! I literally came down to the comments to see if someone mentioned it lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The forgot about Rat Mouse though, which is Mouse Rat without Andy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously underrated show. I like it over The Office actually. More light hearted and a better rewatch. Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Leslie Knope is my galentine.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine too, but she loves me more;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OK you convinced me I'll start it this weekend

9 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 1

You've made the right choice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm four episodes in on the first season and it's funny I can't believe it gets better I love Amy Poehler and all but she's in every scene

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think ill try to get threw the first season i will power threw

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, do so! I half watched it like 3 times before I was able to get to season 2 when it really gets going

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hate most of what Amy Poehler and Aziz Ansari are in, but this actually was pretty good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v Your life will be forever better for having watched all of it, including Season 1

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's starts off a little slow, but it picks up quick an episode or two in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You won't regret it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You won't be disappointed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first season is bad but it's short so just power through

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I might go back to it. I stopped a few seasons in because it was starting to get a little stale, but I hear that it picks up again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better book the whole weekend! Don't let season one turn you off its a little rough. Season 2 is when it starts to get really good!

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Plenty of things rhyme with orange, door hinge, syringe

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

You're saying that it spells Oringe?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I want those to rhyme....but reallllllly they don't. :(

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

It's all about how you pronounce them. Eminem did an interview about it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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Slant rhymes

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Only if you have a really annoying American accent.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

TIL plenty = 1.5

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

So I gotta do all the work for you? Want me to wipe your ass too?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thatsmyfetish.gif

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok I'm in.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait... how... how do you pronounce hinge that it rhymes with orange?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You should look up the video by eminem where he explains how he can make any words rhyme. He does it with orange

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is... a thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/_kQBVneC30o

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're awesome. Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not Dwayne "the Ron" Swanson? Seems like they missed an opportunity for the much-coveted double pun.

9 years ago | Likes 481 Dislikes 1

There's still time.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Indeed, it was written like that in the script but Aziz messed the pun up and they kept it that way because apparently they ordered pizza1/2

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

and they agreed to film the scene after but they completely forget about it. When they noticed it was too late because it was already aired.

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 5

Well that's extremely goddamn detailed.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Based off of some of the other stories from the making of this show, I could see this happening. Skeptical, but plausible.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And organised an orgy shortly after 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nicely done

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Best comment hijacking I've seen this week. 8/10 originality, 10/10 execution and humor value

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Okay I see these all the time but what the fuck happened to the original second half?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3