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Blue sky https://bsky.app/profile/drjackbrown.bsky.social/post/3mg73tfvk7c2o
Source (dubious) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15610059/white-house-maga-influencers-flee-middle-east-private-jet.html
itsthevoiceman
Kittenman15
Dogwalker?
pretzeldialectic
This lobbyist's name is Footlik and nobody is making jokes about it. The war isn't over, but the Iranians have won. They've won.
LincLoud
Disgusted, but not surprised
Velorex
reality is beyond parody at this point wtf
rattytom
Anybody ever see that movie The Hunt? 🤔
Sebastopol140
Likle the US didn't have enough assholes, they had to bring those back "home".
DVSBSTrD
Well there's plenty of room with all the people leaving.
dbox
Why are maggot influencers hanging out in the Middle East?
UnitardAromas
A million is a lot. Did nobody tell them?
nickelrocket
A dog walker? Maga influencer? Fuck this timeline.
Mazzz96
Howdy doody looking fuck to the left with them TEEEEF! If anyone is influenced by any one of these cheese dicks, then they're even more empty headed than Howdy Doody himself.
vanishinggirl
Thank goodness we rescued the dog walker! That position is hard to fill! It takes years of schooling & years of training, a highly specialized field to be sure! Almost as much experience needed to be on the UN Security Council!
IupvoteAussies
Turns out you only need to open your legs to Trump and get a lot of plastic surgery to get to the UN Security Council
FlatPlutoSociety
This doesn't feel unbelievable, but any story with a sole source of the Daily Mail isn't worth posting.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
chata954
Luigi has unfinished finished work
killergrooves85
Their instinct is to post a selfie together of them on a private jet escaping a war zone. If this is their social media game, then how many crayons do their followers eat a day. Who am I kidding? They have no followers, just a bunch of bots.
DatDarthCaedus
Influencers and B-list celebs have been whining in the news here in Sweden about how they're stuck and our government isn't helping them...
Most people I've seen comment on it agree that they can fuck right off with their "ohh no one will risk other people's lives to save me from the consequences of my actions in ignoring all the warning signs and going on vacation to a slave state between the two largest rivals in an unstable region" bullshit.
WhatisBug
Everything about Trump has exceeded the bounds of belief every since 2015
wandermanspacebot
The Dialy Mail is a tabloid rag. And there's no way there are 1 million Americans in the Middle East unless we're counting military personnel, and even then it sounds too high.
BackToTheOriginalUsername
If only a stray anti-air missile would've got us rid of this filth...
canyouflyyousucker
There'd be 10 more to take their place.
HastyPuddingPops
Or an F-18
Chalybos
Doesn’t that make him an ace?
JustAPileOfCats
I believe you need five confirmed kills to get that status, so whoever that pilot is, they're two away.
Dracon27
It's shooting down 5 or more, although the number fluctuates. Kills are not required.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
1 F-15 is an accident, 3 is a “You fucked up, Yankee.”
HastyPuddingPops
lol indeed
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Excuse me? His name is Footlick????
SavageDrums
The writers for reality are really phoning it in.
conklin5
Former lobbyist Footlick. His middle name is probably Cockpocket.
HastyPuddingPops
Hexidimentional
wont someone please think of poor tim onion
woozle
Starlatan
ps238principal
I mean, he was pretty much doomed to be a lobbyist with that name.
puppyfart
I had a friend growing up with this name. Must have been her cousin or something
Nukls
bootlick
HastyPuddingPops
2graves
Dog Walker?
PanNonOpticon
That is like some pornflick. "Kinky afternoon with Jay Footlik and the professional dog walker on a 7 hour flight to US."
peruvianfightingmidgets
Every day we stray further from God's light
meganical
Yeah, who needs to evacuate the US citizens in the embassies of nearby countries when worthless people could be saved instead?
DVSBSTrD
Who needs to vote based on competence when you can stick it to the Dems instead?
Arbitrarynamehere
One of these days you'll learn to blame the incompetent DNC and not the voters they failed to attract and you'll stop looking so god damn stupid
DVSBSTrD
Yeah, why shoudl the voters be held responsible for their decisions? But you are right about one thing: The DNC was incompetent for taking Biden off the ticket and replacing him with a diversity hire.
Arbitrarynamehere
Well you proved my point about being stupid
brightlightbarking
Literally no one wanted more fucking old white men! Take your "diversity hire" bullshit and get out. The DNC is incompetent because they refuse to move left, not because they ran with a black woman.
RemtonDulyak
Did Democrats fuck up? Indeed, but when you vote, you must always go for the lesser of two evils, if none of the candidates scores good with you.
Regardless of what one might think about the Dems or Kamala, one must be completely brainless to think Cheeto is the lesser of two evils.
So, yeah, blame the voters, alongside the Dems and Musk and Russia and the GOP.
Arbitrarynamehere
Never let your analysis stop at "who's the lesser evil" and act like that's enough to convince voters because we've been doing this same shit for a decade now and 2/3 times it fails against the least popular and least competent Republican candidate in decades
RemtonDulyak
Sorry, but "lesser of two evils" is an important choice.
If you have to choose between someone shitting on you, and someone endlessly pouring diarrhea on you, and you choose the second one, then that's on you, not on the person shitting on you.
Like, it's the whole face-eating leopards problem, we're talking about.