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Feb 5, 2017 12:23 PM
mossysabertoothtiger
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VagisilToothpaste
If we zoom in can we see all the squalor, gang activity, murders and crack houses?
Pennsylvaniastan
Point to where you were mugged
KinKrow
Become human.
ohfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Still richer than Detroit.
WhatTheFunkBro
SHUT UP AND TELL ME WHERE TO THROW MY MONEY
itsAone
I think you need a case for that case
lotsofpulp
@OP Detroiter here, how do I get this on my phone??
AngryVe
More than a few detroit haters on here... guess they haven't been there recently.
MobiusAzarath
Also funny cuz over time the wood will chip and it'll look like a destroyed city lmao
Fancyrobot101
Neat
VanBrewton
So now your phone can shoot at you as well as the residents?
NathanLedgerton
Has no one else noticed that Detroit has a penis shape in it?
mercbrit
Because the GPS has broken?
KevinDoesWhatKevinDoesBecauseKevinIsKevin
I think a San Diego or Seattle one would be very cool
RandyMagnum35
This is awesome. Where can I get one (except, you know, my own hometown)?
mehyawn121
1/5 not enough fire
Viscouse
Got mine! /a/RtC4o
FuriousArhat
I can see my house
nomosoft
My house is in that photo, but I don't live in Ontario or in Detroit. I bet locals know where I live, now.
fartharder
On the J. W. Westcott II?
ChrisTallant
Gotta be either the Points, Warren, or downriver..
BoogiesOogie
Good old Hamtramck!
nomosoft
It's this one.
bennettryoung
I can see my house. Off riverside drive.
natekelly
Right!
withfrigginlasers
yeah but... Detroit?
Josesharlo
Hmm. I have a membership to a wood shop with a laser engraver. I want to make these for Sacramento
druu
All Fun until 3months later half the gaps are filled with dirt, organisms and/or various tribes from your pocket/handbag
masterEx
pocketsand
jucyblucy
Also your phone is already filthy
fartharder
Just like Detroit.
DethShartBSideU
Yeah, infection control nightmare was my first thought.
thekcar
So...a microcosmic civilization in your shirt pocket, in New Detroit. Nifty!
VagisilToothpaste
How did you know I keep a host of different tribes in my purse?
Anorock68
jucyblucy
So it would feel more like real Detroit
sayplease60
digitalnomadyeahb1tch
Holy shit now that was funny
floatationman
*Golf Clap*
Stinkybutt123
ZING!
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
Now I cannot help but think about christian creation myth in similar manner.
khyronthebetrayer
I thought the goal of living in Detroit was to forget you live in Detroit.
fartharder
Not the new influx, no. That's Detroit pride.
ChrisTallant
You'd be surprised just how awesome this place is. It's like living on a movie set; with great music, great food, meh weather, etc.
gag3rs
Case is from carved.com guys, amazing wood cases and amazing customer support
WillDownvoteForDrinks
We killed it...
zaphod
sites not loading, did imgur traffic kill it :(
gag3rs
Maybe, just give it some time
DueDiligence
looks fragile as fuck
SNAFUseth
I have one of their satellite traveller cases, it's held up surprisingly well, and I have a tendency to drop.
gag3rs
It's not, I have a case there and the only problem was it warped a little, but a 2 min call with CS and a new free case is on its way
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Found you
ChrisTallant
You live on Belle Isle?
MRNate
So the word "Detroit" is in . . . "South Detroit" . . . known locally as Windsor, ON.
DethShartBSideU
As Canadian, that is funny.
Oyer
Agreed!!!!
scrumdungus
As a Detroiter, this is also funny.
JOHNTRON3000
As a person who just looked at Google Earth to see if this is true. This is funny
planetNasa
Had to drive from Toronto to Chicago, never going through Windsor again. Or to Detroit again.
BlackHartMTB
You drive to the murder capital of the United States and you can't handle a few traffic lights.
planetNasa
i didn't say anything about traffic lights, I hate driving through Windsor and Detroit because it's shitty there.
BlackHartMTB
Did you stop? Did you talk to anyone? Or are you formulating your opinion based on the road they make you drive down to the bridge?
planetNasa
I have family in Windsor, and didn't like much same as Chicago and I have no need to be in Detroit.
ChrisTallant
Think of it this way: Detroit is north of Canada...
MRNate
I tell people online: I live north of Canada, and they automatically assume I'm at the North pole.
FakePlasticTreehugger
Repping my city.
mozzasticks
Bottom left under the "D" there's a dock that sticks out into the water, that's where I work and do most of my Imgur browsing
xLieutenantLulu
Yaaay Windsor <3 gotta love my city
pinguinoenojado
Not the actual Windsor but yaaay
ransac
I am there too!
FrozenDistress
It took the midnight train...
Youts
Going anyyyyyyywheerreerreeeee
MybolognahasafirstnameitsBAMBI
Singer in a smokey room
MotherFukaJonez
The smell of whine and cheeeep perfuume.
tylurwhut
For a smile they can share the night!
Lyeiir
I was about to say that I could see downtown Windsor ON in that map.
Battlestarsassafras
Awwwww I was so stoked about this until you pointed that out..
AmyBethMegJo
I go through Detroit to visit relatives. I like to go into Windsor to stop at a drug store to buy things that are slightly different.
IHateTheLotOfYou
Got lost there once, went the wrong way and ended up in Canada..... with 2 guns on me.
badgerthewitness
Southwest Detroit, on the other hand, has delicious tacos.
CourtLandt
I can see my house from here!
sego93
Yeeee Windsor reppin
WhytWu1f
Is that what Seger meant? All these years...
fartharder
So true.
LurkerOfDarkness
When they go to bed does it become Windsor OFF?
TheDarkNerd
When you leave Oklahoma, do you go from OK to Not OK?
LurkerOfDarkness
Certainly.
canijustbeacat
Wow that's a lot more Windsorites than I was expecting to find here!
natekelly
There's dozens of us!
canijustbeacat
And now I'm just wondering if I've seen any of you around... Weird
natekelly
Devonshire what what
xLieutenantLulu
Tell me about it lol
Lyeiir
Right?!
msu14hockey
I've always thought of South Detroit as Mexicantown. I have an amendment to this where The Joe is also in South Detroit, for the purposes of
Bryantjl86
Mexican town is what we call south west
msu14hockey
singing "Don't Stop Believing" at the end of hockey games. And The Joe is technically South of downtown...
HookedOnSwans
So apparently I live in South Detroit.
PopularParrots
I live in windsor!
umbrellamaker
Are you just a small town boy?
HookedOnSwans
Born and raised
bumhand
I grew up in Windsor!
HookedOnSwans
Same here!
SailboatWallpaper
I can see my block from that phone case!
Lyeiir
Me too!
bumhand
I was just visiting last weekend. Born and raised
ForeverSinceBreakfast
I have a friend from Detroit who rages so hard every time that song comes on because "SOUTH DETROIT ISN'T A THING, SOUTH DETROIT IS CANADA"
jumpsteady
Has he been to Windsor? Most people here use Fahrenheit and act like Americans. IT IS South Detroit.
labelmoss
I live near Detroit and yes! There is no South Detroit. Dang it, Journey.
ChrisTallant
I want this. Love the fact that you can clearly see Gratiot, Michigan Ave, Woodward, ..hell even Beaubion!
almostsomething182
Lasers are pretty good at cutting little things.
justsignedupforthishit
And the tunnel. Which is under the water.
ChrisTallant
Good point.. why are the bridge and tunnels shown?
justsignedupforthishit
Well, the bridge I can understand, but the tunnel is under the water!
Maxamoose
I can see where I once didn't stop at stop lights because it was 1 am and I made a wrong turn! Neat.
ChrisTallant
Heh.. stop lights don't work at 1am..
Maxamoose
The blinking just means I can go when the light is in the off blink, right?
ChrisTallant
Lol.. no. I mean some are actually turned off at night.
AntaNce
how do detroiters pronounce beaubien?
ChrisTallant
Bo-bee-on.
justsignedupforthishit
Can confirm.
AntaNce
thank you very much. :)
AntaNce
thank you. reading a series from the area. how about Hamtramck ? how do you say that? pleeeeeeeeeze.
ChrisTallant
Heh.. just like the folks who run the delicious Polish restaurants there: Ham-tram-ick. This place is a smorgasbord of worldly cultures.
AntaNce
thanks. and now i want to go there and EAT THINGS!
ChrisTallant
On Fat Tuesday, make sure to grab a paczki (poon-ch-ki) which is a huge 2000 calorie donut filled with fruit.