Apr 2, 2022 1:37 PM
globalcrazy
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YouThinkThatsBad
And we kill elephants to make pretty statues
thisiscuriouspanda
That’s how they roll. Humans pickup a toothpick, elephants push down a tree.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Me drilling for oil just to make a plastic dildo
wtfylat
The rarely see 'Murican elephant. What a sight.
Drawkcabemanresu
They like the roots for their salt.
SirSnickleFritz
Don't judge. We as a species have done worse for less lol
ackererg
Nature's landscaper with zero permits, zero budget, and zero cares. Elephant says: "I trim, I fall, I conquer" - ultimate environmental architect who doesn't wait for city council approval.
marthafarquar
redrocketred
More human than I would like to admit…..
Speedmetal05
Elephants are part of the ecosystem. He's not destroying his environment, he's improving it. Not like the humans that built a road there..
IvanWestenbrug
When i do this, i get send to HR
GemmaWho
Idk about you but I've itches before that absolutely MUST be scritched by any means. Your lucky this beauty didn't roll a car to scritch him
VinnyVeritas
It's on brand for a Republican !
G0MeatCube
Is this elephant demonstrating what it's like to be a Republican?
retrostone21
Shifting environment. We are destroying.
Hawkgirl203
Looks like elephants and politicians have something in common. I hope that’s all they have in common because I like elephants.
VerySmallDuck
Bird in that tree:
sugarsack
And to make you watch
RandomSpaceJunk
Where’s the MAGA Cap?
atoyot
I'd say don't unmute, but I actually love that song.
MenloPart
Sure, but it was looping while I was reading the comments and trying to watch YouTube.
Spanky93
Damn Republicans, they fuck up everything
AmbroseWolfinger
And?
honk7
In the old Jungle Book movie Baloo does the same just to scratch his back.
kwyjiboner
Where do you think this elephant learned the move from?
spitslap
Love that scene. The satisfaction
BORGALOOGIE
When you’re on a holiday
Fauxcused
I feel like this elephant understands America
fish1671
He’s blocking the road to prevent those that truly destroy the environment passage.
realusernotabot
This should have been the top comment
MaddogDelphi1997
He's my kind of elephant.
nothingtolurkhere
Elephant toilet paper.
powerwagondontcare
How many trees do we destroy to make paper to wipe our ass
LyraTheLycan
Hey hey, you're not supposed to point out how destructive, genocidal, parasitic or arrogant our species is
Jayhatesspidersandshit
I use reusable toilet paper and diapers
DorianBlack
clamdriver
It’s his yard.
Ttoften
Haven't you heard of the three clams?
imgned
Good point. Time to consider switching to water. More hygienic too.
crowfoot68
beat me to it
barnwolf
Instead of being negative think about it like this, how many trees do we grow to maintain a healthy environment around us.
prettydumb
a lot but usually less than one tree per wipe even if you account for rectal regional surface area differences
3Davideo
One important difference is that humans can understand the long term consequences of their actions, but it is unrealistic to expect the >
> same of an elephant. (Also, note that I said "can", not "will". :/ )
Cangurina
I beg your pardon? I also wipe my ass on live trees.
fantabuloustimewaster
A nontrivial question, because toilet paper is mostly made from farmed lumber rather than old-growth forest.
Snuffalybuns
True for normal paper too
imguriulli
You guys still have old growth forest?
SomeDetroitGuy
Do elephants plant new trees?
EmanNiemThcin
Do you? (Potentially you do, but my chances are still good.)
FiftyShadesOfArugula
They do. In fact, Baobab and Marula trees depend on them for seed dispersal. They can ingest larger seeds than other herbi-/frugivores and …
excrete more viable seeds than other species along with plenty of fertilizer. Many other plants depend on their dung.
SteveMND
Good point! We should just cut out the middleman and keep a stack of branches next to our toilet instead.
InnocentIntentionsTurnedBad
I just wish I didn't watch the behind the scenes video. But beyond that it was 3/4 funny
ElbowDeepInGod
Don Cheadle IS captain planet.
plastikb0y
War Machine.
smegheadenergy
I prefer pine cones
amundost
Or the water cleaning toilet should be standard? You already have water....
Look, I'm just gonna say, I got a bidet for Christmas this past year, and it has been an AMAZING change (one I got used to it).
skipweasel
Elephants control the environment by gardening - they push trees over to get the landscape they like.
Derfboy
Same
Isorikk
Hey, so do we
HardDoseOfReality
The ass rubbing is a threat to the other trees... to not grow where they are not wanted....
fr33land3r
Fuck your road and your noisy trucks.
palmmute
Mammoths did this too
Callistan
“Ecosystem engineer” is the term
aGoatinaBoat
That’s an anagram for cementing eyesores. YW skip.
Truly, they are nature's beavers.
cptwott
The Borgs of the universe, so to say
amyhadalittlepond
Mmm natural beavers
Ultin8
I favourited this post because of your comment
Theotokoss
But then who sent beavers...if not nature...
bac83
Aren’t snakes natures snakes…? - penguin of Madagascar
neomagus00
I called moss "Nature's grass" for many years longer than I'd like to admit.
Ryebread91
Why grass?
kaldaze
So what do you call beavers?
Beavers.
MoreButterForMyHam
River elephants
Vagines.
Thanks, Bob.
TheIronPenguin
Beavers are nature's elephants.
Robvp
macthelost
“Elephants are natures beavers.” -kwyjiboner. Truly inspiring.
Isometimestakethingsliterally
I thought women had natures beavers.
*nature’s. Damn you autocorrect
oneoldman
It's natures' ?
Could be right. I’m not a botanist
LookinFineLayinDimes
... beavers are nature's beavers... wtf is this shit
Skr121
Jawesome19
Man that flew right over your beaver loving head
YouThinkThatsBad
And we kill elephants to make pretty statues
thisiscuriouspanda
That’s how they roll. Humans pickup a toothpick, elephants push down a tree.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Me drilling for oil just to make a plastic dildo
wtfylat
The rarely see 'Murican elephant. What a sight.
Drawkcabemanresu
They like the roots for their salt.
SirSnickleFritz
Don't judge. We as a species have done worse for less lol
ackererg
Nature's landscaper with zero permits, zero budget, and zero cares. Elephant says: "I trim, I fall, I conquer" - ultimate environmental architect who doesn't wait for city council approval.
marthafarquar
redrocketred
More human than I would like to admit…..
Speedmetal05
Elephants are part of the ecosystem. He's not destroying his environment, he's improving it. Not like the humans that built a road there..
IvanWestenbrug
When i do this, i get send to HR
GemmaWho
Idk about you but I've itches before that absolutely MUST be scritched by any means. Your lucky this beauty didn't roll a car to scritch him
VinnyVeritas
It's on brand for a Republican !
G0MeatCube
Is this elephant demonstrating what it's like to be a Republican?
retrostone21
Shifting environment. We are destroying.
Hawkgirl203
Looks like elephants and politicians have something in common. I hope that’s all they have in common because I like elephants.
VerySmallDuck
Bird in that tree:
sugarsack
And to make you watch
RandomSpaceJunk
Where’s the MAGA Cap?
atoyot
I'd say don't unmute, but I actually love that song.
MenloPart
Sure, but it was looping while I was reading the comments and trying to watch YouTube.
Spanky93
Damn Republicans, they fuck up everything
AmbroseWolfinger
And?
honk7
In the old Jungle Book movie Baloo does the same just to scratch his back.
kwyjiboner
Where do you think this elephant learned the move from?
spitslap
Love that scene. The satisfaction
BORGALOOGIE
When you’re on a holiday
Fauxcused
I feel like this elephant understands America
fish1671
He’s blocking the road to prevent those that truly destroy the environment passage.
realusernotabot
This should have been the top comment
MaddogDelphi1997
He's my kind of elephant.
nothingtolurkhere
Elephant toilet paper.
powerwagondontcare
How many trees do we destroy to make paper to wipe our ass
LyraTheLycan
Hey hey, you're not supposed to point out how destructive, genocidal, parasitic or arrogant our species is
Jayhatesspidersandshit
I use reusable toilet paper and diapers
DorianBlack
clamdriver
It’s his yard.
Ttoften
Haven't you heard of the three clams?
imgned
Good point. Time to consider switching to water. More hygienic too.
crowfoot68
beat me to it
barnwolf
Instead of being negative think about it like this, how many trees do we grow to maintain a healthy environment around us.
prettydumb
a lot but usually less than one tree per wipe even if you account for rectal regional surface area differences
3Davideo
One important difference is that humans can understand the long term consequences of their actions, but it is unrealistic to expect the >
3Davideo
> same of an elephant. (Also, note that I said "can", not "will". :/ )
Cangurina
I beg your pardon? I also wipe my ass on live trees.
fantabuloustimewaster
A nontrivial question, because toilet paper is mostly made from farmed lumber rather than old-growth forest.
Snuffalybuns
True for normal paper too
imguriulli
You guys still have old growth forest?
SomeDetroitGuy
Do elephants plant new trees?
EmanNiemThcin
Do you? (Potentially you do, but my chances are still good.)
FiftyShadesOfArugula
They do. In fact, Baobab and Marula trees depend on them for seed dispersal. They can ingest larger seeds than other herbi-/frugivores and …
FiftyShadesOfArugula
excrete more viable seeds than other species along with plenty of fertilizer. Many other plants depend on their dung.
SteveMND
Good point! We should just cut out the middleman and keep a stack of branches next to our toilet instead.
InnocentIntentionsTurnedBad
I just wish I didn't watch the behind the scenes video. But beyond that it was 3/4 funny
ElbowDeepInGod
Don Cheadle IS captain planet.
plastikb0y
War Machine.
smegheadenergy
I prefer pine cones
amundost
Or the water cleaning toilet should be standard? You already have water....
SteveMND
Look, I'm just gonna say, I got a bidet for Christmas this past year, and it has been an AMAZING change (one I got used to it).
skipweasel
Elephants control the environment by gardening - they push trees over to get the landscape they like.
Derfboy
Same
Isorikk
Hey, so do we
HardDoseOfReality
The ass rubbing is a threat to the other trees... to not grow where they are not wanted....
fr33land3r
Fuck your road and your noisy trucks.
palmmute
Mammoths did this too
Callistan
“Ecosystem engineer” is the term
aGoatinaBoat
That’s an anagram for cementing eyesores. YW skip.
kwyjiboner
Truly, they are nature's beavers.
cptwott
The Borgs of the universe, so to say
SteveMND
amyhadalittlepond
Mmm natural beavers
Ultin8
I favourited this post because of your comment
Theotokoss
But then who sent beavers...if not nature...
bac83
Aren’t snakes natures snakes…? - penguin of Madagascar
neomagus00
I called moss "Nature's grass" for many years longer than I'd like to admit.
Ryebread91
Why grass?
kaldaze
So what do you call beavers?
Ryebread91
Beavers.
MoreButterForMyHam
River elephants
kwyjiboner
Vagines.
skipweasel
Thanks, Bob.
TheIronPenguin
Beavers are nature's elephants.
Robvp
macthelost
“Elephants are natures beavers.” -kwyjiboner. Truly inspiring.
Isometimestakethingsliterally
I thought women had natures beavers.
macthelost
*nature’s. Damn you autocorrect
oneoldman
It's natures' ?
macthelost
Could be right. I’m not a botanist
LookinFineLayinDimes
... beavers are nature's beavers... wtf is this shit
Skr121
Jawesome19
Man that flew right over your beaver loving head