Honest slogans

tamerantong

At Trader Joe's I chuckle & then said -well, ok, that's right

10 years ago |

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AJediInTraining

One of the few, long posts, where I didn't scroll fast to the bottom to read the comment. Well done op.

10 years ago |

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PrincessNakedMoleRat

Getting real tired of everyone saying the History Channel is all about aliens. They got ghosts too, dammit!

10 years ago |

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catscatsyeahcats

I left Comcast. I have complete shit for Internet, but it makes me feel good.

10 years ago |

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andrich2k

That's the real Onion slogan, isn't it?

10 years ago |

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ThisCoffeeSmellsLikeShit

10 years ago |

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AnnaNimitee

Well, the Fiji one's not wrong

10 years ago |

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WonTonSoop

10 years ago |

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TheLimpinBiscuit

idk, it's the only brand of water that can be super-cooled. Sounds pretty pure to me.

10 years ago |

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TheLimpinBiscuit

Went out and bought one to see what the big deal was. It wasn't even that good.

10 years ago |

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theytastelikeburning

At least CREDIT Mitch Hedberg for the Ritz one...

10 years ago |

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zegerman5682

Several of these made me laugh.

10 years ago |

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MerToo

#1 ...globally. For everyone. Forever.

10 years ago |

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ilovemypiratedog

White crayons aren't useless. Just draw on black paper.

10 years ago |

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Mawkishly

Or use it to blend other colors

9 years ago |

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constamoz

Mildly amusing.

10 years ago |

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SDStephenie

+1 for Hollister

10 years ago |

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goodguyC

I live close to the border of my state, and I can always switch NPR stations when it's pledge week! Thankfully they stagger their drives!

10 years ago |

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Barley426

I feel like the Jansport one is actually a good slogan, but I dont work in marketing so what do I know.

10 years ago |

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ImMrbulldops

I've had my garmin over lake Champlain, it doesn't like it

10 years ago |

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idontknowyoufromadam

Since OP didn't bother, the source is honestslogans.com - created by Imgur's own @clifwith1f ...

10 years ago |

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darkronin348

Yelp reviews really do matter. I got fired over a yelp review from a restaurant once. One who had been my friend posted it as a joke.

10 years ago |

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Paeve

The chickfila one is so spot on its not even funny

10 years ago |

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Husqvarnic

Sometimes I fill pill bottles with tic tacs then down them all in front of people.

9 years ago |

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SgtPotshot

But I like the smell of Old Spice. Also, my grandpa got laid at least once, so it must work.

10 years ago |

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TheLimpinBiscuit

He only had one kid?

10 years ago |

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MadVillainousDave

hey man Gatorade is a god send for hangovers!

10 years ago |

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muttonchoppa

pedialyte is the medically recommended drink

10 years ago |

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T4NN3R

10 years ago |

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justaminutethere

Fuck you Radio Shack. Just go out of business already would ya!

10 years ago |

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aDefenseless9yearOldGirl

All the ones near me have long since closed

10 years ago |

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reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits

But where else would I buy a 30 pack of resistors when all I need is just one?

10 years ago |

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SpaceGiraffeWithaWaffleMaker

Had to check Urban Outfitters and to my surprise: http://imgur.com/3WM4BU0

10 years ago |

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DuckyBird101

So someone could buy the same crap at a 2nd clothing store 4 a fraction of the price.

9 years ago |

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PleasantPeasantPheasant

Huh, crackwhore chic.

10 years ago |

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Voltair

I like that sweater, but she's wearing it wrong.

10 years ago |

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ksilverful

I was going to ask "which sweater" but then I realized: all of them. She's wearing all of them wrong.

10 years ago |

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Voltair

Meant the leftmost one in this case.

10 years ago |

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